Mark,

I should win because I'm the first one to post here, and it's nearly 3am. I got home from a day-job business trip tonight and have been working on my business all night (not unusual, I'm sorry to say). You've "followed my career" (sort of) since your Farewell Package, and you know my ideas (MJFP2, 7x) go great with maple syrup. We both know it's time I stop dicking around and finally live up to my business potential. If anyone is a candidate for coaching, it's me.

So, there you have it: a sampling of humor, great ideas, being deserving, and early-bird-esque punctuality to boot!

I *really* want to work with you.

Mark, my wife left me and my three kids and I can't afford daycare. I'm trying really really hard.

Paul

I want to win because I want to be the first polynesian to find out what it is you have and if it s good then I'll be helping others ... I have a big heart when helping the down and out especially in the low income areas that no one really wants to know about ... so Im open to learn something that could possibly change the close minded

Mark,

I deserve to win, because even though I had a lot of bad luck lately, I haven't given up on life and really want to be successful.

My ex-fianc�, who kicked me out, took possession my car and legally I cannot get it back, because he worked things very slyly.

Notwithstanding the fact that I might currently be struggling financially to survive, I am starting my own business. They say it takes 10% capital and 90% guts to start a business.

Well, I have that 90% guts and I am going to make a success of it.

I am looking forward to working with you,
Elmari

Mark,

As modern as Singapore is many of the things done in this booming real estate market are very much stone age. Look forward to working with you as I should qualify as being far away, low down, young and climbing up and up :

K-12 raised in the hottest and lowest downtown in the Western Hemisphere--where the flag flies 184+ feet above sea level--south of the Salton Sea---in Calipatria, California

Still an internet baby at age of 67.

Can trace heritage back five generations in California via Hispanic side of the family

Resident in Asia for 30+ years

Grateful to hold an American passport

A brief lowdown from a city where the highest point is about 500 feet above sea level

So the only way is to claim cyber space at least 10,000 square miles straight up from Singapore.

Thanks.

sincerely,

Jim

cell: (65) 9004-1535

Well, I don't want to act like I deserve anything more than anyone else. We all deserve to be the best we can be, to organize and conduct our lives in the best way possible. And likely as not, there is someone who needs this more than I do.

But my own story is that my business as a freelance graphic designer was going pretty well when I moved back home to New Orleans. A few months later, Katrina hit and I lost my home and belongings. Though many, many blessings came of it, it did throw me into a bit of an unfocused tailspin, and my business has floundered as I've tried to regain my path and a liveable income. I've relocated to Northern California and am trying to find my focus so that I can get my income back on track and stop living a "bohemian" lifestyle which can't include the costs of valuable courses like this.

D.B. Stevens

Mark,

Welcome to my posting on your illustrious blog!

I'm new to the world of simpleology, and what could be a better introduction than from the man himself.

ok - Now down to business. I have created a service that helps home loan borrowers protect themselves against predatory lenders and lending practices. The company is called Mortgage Advisory Services LLC, and our website is http://www.ismyloanfair.com.

We are a unique service because we do not fund, broker, or refer mortgage loans. Our sole purpose is to make sure people are not being taken advantage of by unscrupulous lenders.

Choose me for your course and I promise you will not only be contributing to me, but also thousands of home loan borrowers who will have the opportunity to avoid making the kinds of mistakes that typically lead down the agonizing road to foreclosure.

Thanks Mark!

Cody Hayes - President
Mortgage Advisory Services LLC
http://www.ismyloanfair.com
answer@ismyloanfair.com
602-373-8485c

Dear Mark,

Here's an old joke about the Dalai Lama, who is visited by a rich acolyte bearing a huge, gift-wrapped box. The Dalai Lama opens the box to find it empty and exclaims, "Exactly what I�ve always wanted!"

Sincerely,
Sten

Hi Mark

Okay - here goes, my best effort. Two weeks ago I was at a conference made up of professional investors. During the conference, one of the speakers was talking about tax savings as well as other money saving ideas. He asked the audience: "Who here has a video record of their personal property for insurance purposes?" Well, two hands went up. Out of 450+ people, TWO HANDS!! It was then I had an epiphany! Here I was, 12 years in the insurance field, had my degree in insurance and had thought about this for some time - here is my business opportunity!

So my business is to take a video record of peoples homes, their personal property inside their homes, and consult on their insurance policy to insure (pardon the pun) that they have adequate insurance coverage in case of a loss.

This is my first kick at the cat and I want it to be a success so I want to take full advantage of so many person's experiences. Even though my business has not failed (it is just starting) I think the important thing is to have a strong foundation for a business idea to make it a success.

So my plea is to you, pick me for this opportunity and I will be living proof that by taking your course - I will have built an incredibly solid foundation for a strong business that will franchise itself to locations all over the globe!

Thank you,

Bryan Nickel

Dear Mark,

I've heard that the potential consumer often must hear the message seven times before that potentiality turns into reality, and I want you to consume me.

So if my first post counts as one, and this post counts as one, I've got to make five more impressions.

So let's roll up our sleaves and get the job done.

Pick me, pick me, pick me, pick me, pick me.

Now that felt very childish and sort of nice. I guess it fulfilled a basic human need (look at me now!)

So, uhm, you wanted a reason, uh?

Well, I can use the Zeigarnik effect, for one.

The fruith will set you free. http://www.fruith.com/

Sincerely,
Sten

Hi Mark,

Id love to have the chance to try your new product, I've enjoyed and benefited from simpleology so I know how much Id get from this new programe : )

Life is life I would'nt say mine is harder than any one elses, in fact I'm sure I've got it pretty easy, I've only got 5 children and a wife to keep happy ;)

I've set myself a goal this year to buy a house for my family, no mortgage, no loan buy it. We've always rented and I really want to lay down some long term roots and give my family some more security and space, man they need it, (the space I mean)

So I've got the idea, http://www.1daywebsite.com which is going to be a suscess, but I would love the opportunity to take part in your programme and focus all that extra energy, ideas and support on it.

Wishing good luck to all.

Will

Hello :)

I would like to speak about my story - and even though I'm still on my way, I had regrets in the past.

Currently, I'm 18 years old and turning 19 later this year.

Two years ago, I received the Accelerated Wealth Series DVDs by Corey Rudl after he passed from the tragic car accident (which I still feel sad about, he was a great internet marketer), as my uncle had connections with someone who knew Corey. I watched the whole thing and got REALLY excited about starting a business online, and started writing a book on the niche I wanted to target - but I never got around to finishing it. Halfway through, I simply just stopped. Then I started procrastinating and giving myself excuses - although technically, according to Simpleology, procrastinating doesn't exist. Well, I played computer games, watched the television and never did ANYTHING at all about the business I was so excited about at first. I was 16 then, and it was a great age to start - and I wasted two whole years. TWO WHOLE YEARS and up till this day, I still regret NOT doing anything. How many chances did I miss out by doing that? I imagine countless.

This year, the same relative of mine who gave me the DVDs gave me the tickets to the World Internet Mega Summit, and I was really, really glad he did it - most people won't even have such a person that will give them opportunities like this.

Mark Joyner's speech touched me the most, and I almost cried - the world cause was great and his ideas were great. I wanted to sign up for the package/course he was offering, but it was $10,000, and my parents just rejected me outright - it cost nearly more than three years of my school fees added up.

In fact, my conservative parents might even have given me a scolding for even asking.

I was so keen on going I wrote a letter on the spot for Mr. Joyner, but I did not have the chance to see him again - and I thought, maybe I should just attempt to raise the money, as proof of my commitment to becoming a Freedom Agent.

One of the things motivating me is the course - and I know it is possible to make $10,000 in 1 month, but being a complete newbie, I will face a lot of challenges. Besides, that offer was only then, and the original price he said was $21,000 - so I'm not even sure if I'll be eligible even if I did raise the money. Even if I am not able to join, it would be a great learning experience.

Maybe it's the lack of a mentor that will hold me back - something that was mentioned at the Summit countless number of times that one of the most important factors, if not the most important, is getting a mentor. I could not afford any of the packages there, so I'm left alone to my own tools.

The first ever person to do something didn't need a mentor to succeed - there wasn't even anyone who could be his mentor because he was the first. So, maybe not having a mentor is possible, but that person will have to go through many unnecessary mistakes that the first person had to make to get to where he was. The first person might even have taken a whole lifetime to pick it up.

A mentor is important, and it will help anyone to progress faster - although some mistakes would have to be made for the person to learn something.

I would love to have one, and if it could be Mark Joyner, I'd be lost for words.

I thank you for giving me this chance to experience something as great as this and thank you, Anne, for telling me about it.

Thank you for sticking through my long post and all the best to the 10 people who are going to be chosen!

Regards,
Jeremy Wong

P.S. Oh, and I took a photo with you, Mark Joyner, if you remember me, but the person who had my photo is not sending me the picture. So, I've lost a photo that would have been an extra inspiration to me... but you took many photos with many people on that day, so it's perfectly ok if you don't remember! Just wanted to add this extra note hehe.

Hi
I should definitely be the one to win. I am a designer / artist, so cope really well with Mac�s and not very well on Pc�s. I started a business a few months ago designing inspirational gifts and tees. Everyone loves them and have sold a few, but not enough. Along with that I have had a few unexpected problems which has now left me broke and having to borrow money from my family (who�s struggling) to pay for my dogs operation to remove a cancerous tumour and starting to sell clothing and things on Ebay.
If I can truly turn this around with your 7-day program in 7 days, with my limited Pc knowledge, I would be the best testimonial for you. As I know with the right skills this business will work.

I truly believe I should win this, actually would love to.
I am crossing everything.

Thanks
Di

Mark,

I deserve to win, because even though I had a lot of bad luck lately, I haven't given up on life and really want to be successful.

My ex-fianc�, who kicked me out, took possession my car and legally I cannot get it back, because he worked things very slyly.

Notwithstanding the fact that I might currently be struggling financially to survive, I am starting my own business. They say it takes 10% capital and 90% guts to start a business.

Well, I have that 90% guts and I am going to make a success of it.

I am looking forward to working with you,
Elmari

Hi Mark,

It is my grand life ambition to be remembered in History (or at least be the trigger, even if I am not credited) as the one who eradicated Money...

...and replaced it with a better and fairer form of value exchange (think barter trade but with the technological advent of the coming Singularity).

Commodities such as food, water, clothing, shelter and energy shall be free, or at least the knowledge to create them out of thin air through nanotechnology will be very widely available to every person on the planet, such that every human being knows how to survive on his or her own.

The wealth of the future shall be the increasing complexity of the tangible and intangible creations of the human mind and not tied to the value of gold or some other physical resources.

The amassing and hoarding of physical resources shall be a very, very insignificant, totally irrelevant (not to mention backward) act of any group or civilisation.

This is just a portion of my future world vision.

I believe I can make my income generating system as a vehicle to pursue that vision.

Hi Mark and all readers,

I can't say I deserve it more than others 'cause every person is worthy. Unfortunately they just don't know it and hang about on this planet bitching and moaning or crying and hoping for better days. I've learnt to drop my LIMITED thinking and now know that nothing is impossible.

I'm ready, willing and teachable. Show me how to show them!

Well, Mark, at least I know I don't deserve this.
Not at all.

I don't have a business.
I work full time in a good and well-paid job, but can't persuade myself to enjoy it.
I'm training to become a coach, but don't dare to coach anyone.
I'd like to set up my coaching business, but am terrified by the mere thought of it.
I've got a couple other business ideas, but can't get around to do anything about them.
I'm an info junkie, and literaly drowning in stuff from successful guys like Reed and Tellman.
I'm a perfectionist, and graduated summa cum laude when I got my M.Pc. (Master of Procrastination).
I violate the 1st law of Simpleology unconsciously, the 2nd consciously and the 3rd by design.
So you see, selecting me would be a violation of the 4th.

Best regards,
Hanne

ps
I'm only telling you this to make sure I won't have to face the 5th law, as I know you would have emailed me otherwise.

Mark,

To me, it isn't really about whether I deserve it or not. It's more about...

"How many more people will I now be able to help because of the specialized knowledge you shared with me."

If that answer isn't enough, just let me know and I'll recite my special 'Space Monkey Jingle' for you.

The most world changing business idea won a Nobel Prize in 2006. It is called micro funding or micro lending. This concept is elegant in its ability to sponsor entrepreneurial activities which go beyond the boundaries of wealth to allow the indigent or nearly so to build a business and repay the loan with the profits which is then used to sponsor further new businesses. Venture capital will always fund the educated and innovative, but micro loans will fund those who might not otherwise have a chance.

No idea is good unless it is known, accepted and implemented. I propose the use of viral marketing and other internet marketing techniques to promote and educate and implement micro loans on internet businesses and bring it to the people all over the world. Small business sites can fund others. When people purchase from a site, they will be helping a villager somewhere sell his hand woven baskets to people all over the world. Imagine not having to flee your country to make money and making money doing what your culture has done for hundreds of years and making a profit . Consider a micro funded business in Mexico becoming profitable enough to micro fund a business of a widow in Appalachia. She becomes profitable selling quilts and funds a disabled youth selling an ebook he wrote for other disabled kids. His site funds a newly married couple with a baby and their site on music boxes. Nothing changes the world faster than people working. When people see it in real time (Google micro funded world maps? Steve Jobs iMicrofundpod - it donates a dime for every latte at Starbucks?- or see a YouTube video on their iphone about it) then it makes an impact. Then it makes a difference. I propose showing how it can work. Take every business you work with in this contest and when they are profitable, take 1% of the combined profits and fund someone else. And on and on. The Nobel Prize in Action.

I would absolutely love to join the first 10 to enjoy the "real" 7 day coaching experience.

I NEED it because I have two kids under 6, I am recently back together with my husband (separated due to his 2 year job loss, depression, suicide note), he racked up thousands of dollars in debt, our savings is gone and he cashed out his retirement to pay for household expenses. His depression is now managed, he has a job, but we are still not making ends meet. Through all of this my focus was on my kids, my house, my sanity and NOT my business. Now it is time to get back to my business and make the kind of money that I have always wanted to make.

I WANT this opportunity because I want to build my life back up. I want to have my business be a lucrative reality! I don't want to have to put my dreams aside and have a job for someone else just for security.

I woke up at 3:00 am and found the email about this program. This is not a coincidence--there are no coincidences!

Andrea
(pick me!)

Because my pitch took you only 2.7 seconds to read.

Mark,

I deserve to win.

I am a lecturer in one of the university in Indonesia, and I want more and more Indonesian get a better education especially for the poor one.

If a nation can get a better education, the following generation can shorten the gap to the developed country.

I *really* want to help those who unfortunate.

Hi Mark,

Well where do I start? I have always worked for myself and had various types of business on and offline, within the same area of expertise that has changed largely due to circumstances rather than choice.
I am currently a single mother and after a month of hell where I had to move out of a my rented home for everything being condemened as unsafe from the gas, the electric, the roof infact everything but the 'kitchen sink' as we say here in England; I have resolved to move myslef into a much better business and financial position once and for all so eventually I can have my own home and not be at the mercy of unscrupulous landlords and provide a much better future for me and my beautiful daughter Gabrielle.
At the moment I have alot of specialist knowledge in a particular niche market and need to find ways to make this pay without me having to slog away just selling one off products.
I want to do this to show all those other people in similar positions to me that it is possible for there to be another way and one that works.
In return I hope to teach you the English language as the English intended it to be!

Thank You

Ursula Avins

Hi Mark,

I'll just give you a bit of my background for you to judge if I deserve to win. Firstly, I'm a young father by social standards (23 year old) and my daughter is already 6 years old. My strong desire to succeed comes from the fact that I want to prove to my daughter that anything is possible if we put our heart and soul into it. I'm currently still studying in University, but I chose to challenge myself by working 40 hours per week in a flexible time job. I believe that being able to juggle studies and work will help me tackle further challenges ahead.

Apart from my background, I just have to mention that I really respect you and I have actions to prove it. At the WIS, I searched for you during each break just to take a photo with you. I even went round asking staff members where you are and whether I can enter the VIP area to look for you. Of course, I was rejected, but I didn't give up and finally managed to take a photo with you on the third day. I believe that with my respect for you, I will be better able to make use of your teachings, since I will treat them like gold.

Finally, I have a strong desire to help others and the world will definitely be a better place when I'm a freedom agent. Firstly, as evidence of my honest, I return all wallets I find on the streets intact. Secondly, in University, I give free tuition to my peers who can't catch up. I'm not perfect, but I definitely choose to live my life with a sense of responsibility, integrity and compassion for even strangers.

I don't have any fantastic ideas to make the world a better place, but I believe small daily actions can make the world a better place too. (Smile to the waiter, that smile may just help change the world into a happier place.)

Regards,
Hang Wei

Mark,

I ADMIRE YOUR BALLS...

Messing with the SECRET
order of the NINJA
is DANGEROUS BUSINESS
My friend.

You have ONE chance to REDEEM yourself.

CHOOSE WISELY.

Looking forward to
killing you soon.

Elizabeth McGann

Ninja of Well-Being
http://www.WellBeingNinja.Blogspot.com

Nah, I'll just pay for it thanks, can't be ar*ed to beg for it :)

Neil

Mark,

I deserve to win. Like I said in my previous post, I am a black guy from Nigeria and live in the UK. All of my customers are black people living in the UK. I have been looking for a way to break a new ground and start reaching the white people.

I did not setup my business base on colour of the people or their ethnicity. I definitely need to win so I can bring a turnaround to my business and prove to other black people from my country that they can setup their business too, not just for black people, but for: white, green, black, yellow and orange people.

Thanks in anticipation for choosing me.

Hello Marc,

Hoping you will hear that emmergency call?

Hi Mark,

It's Mable and... after working on the net
for 6 years, quite successfully, I couldn't
find the link to enter your group of 7 before
the deadline. I looked everywhere and Joe, My partner, was laughing at me.

It's time I took a Joyner Vitamin for my
business and learned how to navigate.

After all one day Richard Branson is
going to fly Mable to Paris in one of
his Virgin Blue planes with the words:

"Mable Flies to Paris" painted on the side
of the plane and...

For that one needs to navigate:)

Jane Mark
AKA Mable

Mark,

I deserve to win because you should pity my sorry soul: My father, an unemployed meat inspector, left my mother before I was born. My mother passed away giving birth to me and I was raised in a commune by wild goats. This seemingly adverse situation during my formative years turned out to be one of my biggest advantages in life because I will eat almost anything.

As a kid (get it? A KID), growing up, I had an profound experience that made me realise that only *I* was responsible for how my life going to turn out: I won $5 on one of those scratch-n-win lottery tickets. From then on I gambled at every opportunity. Soon I was very wealthy but the money disappeared just as quickly when I became addicted to Coke (the soft drink).

Since then I have tried everything from listening to Anthony Robbins on repeat while I sleep, to watching The Secret while I drive to work at the cow dung recycling plant, but I just can't seem to break out of the rut I'm in.

If you don't give me a place on your course I just know I will get fired from my job - and methane production is all I know. All of the other cow dung recycling plants in town have closed. Please, please, please give me a place on your course or I will be forced to go back on welfare... and if that happens there is a real risk I will fall back into a pitiful cycle of soft-drink abuse, potential causing irreversible damage to my tooth enamel.

Hi Mark,
I had to laugh at myself the other day.
For some time I've been looking at one of the nmemonics I have dotted around my flat, thinking that it wasn't working too well for me.

And no wonder! I'd got it upside down - or the wrong way round!

RATS - couldn't for the life of me think what on earth this meant, until I happened to trip and fell on the floor, just at the point on the wall where this was posted.

From my now)lowly position I was looking up-at a

STAR!

So now my:

S ituation is my business needs a Turnaround
T ask is to Turn It Around
A ction is to Joyn(er) with you(excuse the play on
your name!)
R esult - Success!

Regards,
Richard Teare

Mark,

Its me that need this stuff most. I want to be the first Nigerian to find out what it is you have and if it is ok then I'll be helping others.

Right now my situation is like that of a cow without a tail! Extral effort is required to keep flies off it. This may be the extral effort I need to live a fufilled life. I believe I can make it and am not giving up.

Sam

How pathetic - I went straight to the "Post" button before I had written anything :-( but thanks to your reminder I'm back to continue. I see I've already been pipped at the post by Hanne who thinks he/she doesn't deserve to win. See - I can't even get in first regarding the fact that I'm not deserving enough to be one of the 10. But I digress. Not only did it take me about 3 months to complete 101 and after much to and froing I did take up the offer of 102 & 103. I've done 3 days of 102 and haven't gone back to it. So, no I'm not doing my DTP's everyday, even though I receive your reminders, I'm not putting ideas in the dreamcatcher, still haven't done my backward planner, haven't nutted out any particular goals. And every new email I receive about another great internet business I jump on the bandwagon and think "this is it!" but what do I do - NOTHING!!!
You know the worst thing about all this is I have the perfect opportunity to be making billions (I'm currently living a rather interesting expat life for a couple years in China), my kids are grown up and working, my health is good, my partner works long hours and he should be having the massages, coffees, long lunches.... But when we go home next year I WILL have to go back to work. So it looks like I'll be working for someone else in a J-O-B that I don't like (that's if I can get one). I've already wasted 10 months dicking around on the internet but there is a part of me that is terrified of going back to my previous life. Obviously it hasn't scared me enough to take action. So the long and the short of it is - am I worth considering, I'll leave that up to you.
In fact Mark I CHALLENGE you to take me on because it would be very interesting to know if you have that special stick of dynamite that obviously is required in this instance.
Good luck to all the other entrants too!

I have already started a turnaround and am waking up in the morning knowing I have done a lot to stem the cashflow nightmares ..yes, Ive had years of it as I absorbed and learnt a lot from selected mentors whom I watched every move closely and invested in their products. Marks being some of them. I have gone through stages of doing it ok doing it badly, not doing it, info overload, illusions, reality checks, I have met and even offended some of the best in the business by not having my head set adjusted correctly, I have reviewed and tried again, lost heart, kept going when I shouldn't have yet I'm still here and I want to make this work more than ever. So something is here for me...I have written and studied copy writing of all the 'masters'. I have learned so much and screwed up hugely in the process. I am embarrassed but unashamed to admit some of the things i have done have a very big cringe factor. These have been tough learnings but none of it I regret. My biggest challenge right now is to manage my time and discover effective fun & rewarding ways to fully exploit the numerous projects I have underway. I have cut some projects away already and am focusing on the strongest options. I have recently taken a day job that is a bit of a no brainer but supports me so my creative juice isn't all gone at days end. I figure , given the fact I am a solo Dad and have goals to get myself a freehold home and a number of income streams on as much autopilot as possible, that I have about four hours a day I can play with after the day job obligations. (not counting the occasional all nighter when things are at a critical stage - like launches & promotions). I have enough projects and marketing opportunity's to keep me going for at least two years just getting them out there. Then once established I can foresee they will keep producing a relatively passive income stream so I can then focus on growing the customer base and products for continuous rollouts of 'irresistible offers' :-)Anyone who helps me boost the startups and lay solid foundations I will happily reward whether they need it or not. I need better leverage of time and skills although I have improved some of that recently. I can see success of one of these projects very close now and a helping hand to push the boat into the stream would be fantastic. I have several universally appealing and globally attractive projects for now and for the future.How to manage several things or how best to roll them into one is something I want mentoring to help me with. It's all about realising I can have this. With or without you - better with you I think. At least that's what you have sold me on :-)

Hello Mark

I should win because today I really need a pick me up. I am an American living and working in Brasil. Today one of the MOST significant persons in my life is being buried and I could not even send one rose. For the last two years I have been working on a project that would make a lot of people very wealthy. I have invested more than 2 Million Dollars into the project. I believe that things will eventually work out and the desired result will be gained. It is just taking a long time. From a two million dollar investment in banking we will make a large amount of money. ALL OF MY BUSINESS ASSOCIATES have quit they only care about what they will get. So now I need some way of lifting my way out of this or creating enough positive energy that I will be able to bring success to my current business. Failure right now would be tragic.

Hi there Mark,
The reason I never entered the first competition, was timing?
You see I am still working on my website, the url above will go nowhere at this stage. I am probably a month, maybe two away from the launch.

This website is my lifes work, and my intention is that it will draw many youths, from many places. You see I have a story to tell, and it's aimed at our youth. It's about connecting the Mind - Body & Soul and the realisation that we all create our own futures, and even though they are young and are fielding all manor of guidance from all around them. I believe that, they alone know their true path, I would like to help them find that path.
Mark, if you can help me get to more youthful spirits then I guess you should tell me how.

Yours in True Spirit & Vitality
Ian Leggett

I'm tired of my wife calling me a "loser" Frankly she is right. On the flip side of that statement (she promised) she would leave me if I ever get rich, so she can take 1/2. I'm ready to give 1000% at anything you throw at me. I'll give 1/2 I need out. Help Please.

I think i would be the first from Finland:)

Hi Mark
Greetings from New Zealand.
I would like to win so we can turn the situation around whereby every launch and every teleseminar and every webinar and every thinginar is at a most inconvenient time than 2am or 1pm, or the like. Big conflict with the day job, which I haven't yet managed to kill, despite Mr Rock's help.
If you would be good enough to help me then I will make sure my very own Mark-assisted launchinar is at a time and place where we can promote New Zealand as the emerging centre (note the correct spelling) of Internet Marketingdom, and save it from its ridiculos isolation and time warp differences.
Seriously, though, I am very keen to develop a NZ-style IM profile which will be well-received here, and appreciated overseas. Most all of what we see and get here is a little foreign to our way of thinking and doing business, and I think it's about time we got some first-class help to steer the ship a little better.
Seeing that you are so highly regarded in IM circles, it would be really nice if I could just drive over to your place for a chat about it all, rather than make some long-distance call with 500 other people who don't really know or care about New Zealand the way I do, and I'd like your help in doing that.
Thanks Mark
All the best from Taranaki
Stephen J Barrett
(No, not the quack-buster either! He is the 'other' Stephen Barrett.)

HI Mark,

I want to leave a MARK in my profession with MARK'S teachings and score good MARKS in MARKeting strategies, so that I can eMbARK it for my life and for others. Thats reMARKable, is it not?.

Marked by,
A.Balaji
India

I don't know if I deverve it, but I've sold two whole ebooks in two years and if you can succeed with me it'll be totally amazing, incredible and b-well fantastic. But can you do it?

Hello Mark,
I would greatly appreciate it if you would choose me as one of final finalists in the 7 day coaching experience give-away.
At this moment I'd rank myself as beginner. I'm progressing in adding people to my lists and am developing a couple of products in the niche I have chosen.
I'm sure your course will help me increase my knowledge and skill level. This will allow me to become closer to reaching my dreams!
Right now I work a job by day and am an internet guy by night. However, when it comes to being an internet guy, I'm just an Underpaid Monkey.
I'm on the right track and your course could be what I need to make it to that winner's circle.

Thank you for choosing me Matt. I truely and sincerely appreciate it.

- Michael S. Copeland

Hello Mark,

You are an interesting person and I am very curious about you and your course. I have started the simple*ology 101 course.

I have a small business in Romania [when you are sleeping I am working and when you are working I am sleeping :-)] and my goal with it is to make a very important and known school that will help people to develop themselves in order to achieve their goals.

I haven't understood much about how can you work with people around the world, however I am taking the chance and bet on faith 100%. :-)

If you want to know more about me just click: http://www.linkedin.com.in/bogdansima or http://www.ecademy.com/user/bogdansima

Whishing you all the best from Romania!!!

Bogdan

Debra!

I really see how undeserving you are, and I applaude you for realizing that. However, you may have made a mistake by challenging Mr. Mark to take you on. I don't think he'll be able to ignore that.

Despite your admirable effort, I'm afraid you'll be selected for 7 days of gruelling and focused action.

You have my deepest sympathy, and my moral support!

Regards,
Hanne (she)

I should win one of the ten because this would be a very big chance to improve my business knowhow and aggressness in everyday life. So please give me this chance to further my business knowhow!!

I think this contest is very interesting because winning is my specialty. It's not only my hobby, it's my business and I am changing the way promotion marketing working in North America. The reason I am entering this contest is my business venture for the first two years was a money-losing proposition and last year barely broke-even. I have given myself until January 31st 2008 to start turning a profit or "get a real job". And, of course I would like to win because it's what I do best :-)

I am lucky.
I am a winner!
I am a grand prize magnet!

BTW - here is a wee bit of my CV so you can understand what I mean by changing an industry...

ACHIEVEMENTS
In 2004, after spending two years managing the backend of the business as well as being a stay-at-home mom, Carolyn took the love of her contesting hobby and combined it with her extensive marketing background. The result was the first Internet-focused contest resource book in Canada called �You Can�t Win If You Don�t Enter�. In conjunction with the book she launched the first contest resource website in Canada, www.contestqueen.com with links to contesting sites, groups and forums, contest management companies, contesting software and more.

In keeping with her objective of teaching others how to have fun, she produces a free bi-weekly e-newsletter called The Winning EDGE that includes contesting stories, tips, tricks and links to new contests. Carolyn also runs workshops: How to Win Cash, Cars, Trips and More�Online and Attracting Luck for hundreds of people annually.

After being a featured speaker at several promotional events and US sweepstaking conventions she formed Canada�s first contesting clubs. Once several clubs had been firmly established, Carolyn co-founded the Canadian Contestors Association www.contestorsassociation.org which runs the Annual National Contestors Convention www.contestconvention.com.

Carolyn has a unique perspective having "sat at both sides of the table", as both marketer and entrant, she is able to help her clients understand promotions from their customer's perspective and avoid the types of mistakes currently occurring in contests over and over again. She created Contest Auditing, Contest Pre-testing and Contest Education and Strategies services allowing companies to ensure a contest is designed to meet their objectives, and the promotion is operating properly, within government regulations, before public release.

So
I could tell you my tale of woe- of brining up three ids by myself, having to be repsonsible for them, of recently losing a huge opportunity because a partner did not deliver on thier commitment, and the fact I live in winter when the bulk of the IM world is enjoying warm weather on the onther side of the world....

But I have read alot of the other stories, and mine is just one of many.

What I can tell you is I already have a plan. I know what I need to do and how to leverage my current profile.

I can display my ability to remain focussed and reach the goals before me- I have just shed 40 kilograms and am on th efinal stretch.

I can prove my tenacity and my desire to break through and acheive where others have not by telling you I scored not one but three contracts with a major book publisher becasue I did something no one else did.

I do have a sob story, but even more so, I have a success story- and I want it to be even more so.

I am the future "go to girl" in my chosen niche, and any advice or direction to help em get there would be gladly accepted....

oh and I am coming up to Auckland in a few weeks time...so I will offer to buy you a green stuff smoothie, or a pizza (was it dominos you liked?)....or something else you might like to eat or drink if that suits :D

I've got a $100,000.00 check from The Universe sitting in my wallet with a deposit slip. Yep, just the first installment to come. AND, I already know what I'm going to do with it. Pay off both kids' car loans, pay off my own (single Momhood behind the Orange Curtain is...a juggling act), give a huge chunk to causes that matter to me (could be tricky to pick which one, if you read my blog, but I'm leaning towards ONE.org, spreading the word on environmental responsibility and PEACE), and have a down payment for my new home that I'm going to own in spite of ridiciously high prices here in.

Can you hear the shouts of joy as I drive to the bank? Can you see the the excitement and amazement on my kids faces? Can you smell the BBQ and the guacamole from the House Warming party?

I can.

You know what to do, Mark.

Here goes. I have,like others no doubt,spent much time and money helping some wonderful folks like Ben Mack ,Mark Joyner,Shawn Casey,Justin Blake,Mike Glaspie, to name a few who come to mind, make millions ,so they say. I have made zero,zilch,nada, nothing. This is unacceptable and will come to an end soon. I must be doing things wrong. I don`t expect millions but the bleeding will stop on its own if help doesn`t arrive soon. Thank you,

Hi Mark. Hi Everybody. Why Me?

www.myspace.com/rachaelrachaelmusic
www.myspace.com/rachael/unheard
www.myspace.com/reubensthread
www.sellaband.com/rachaelrachael

I'd love a hand teaching my chicks how to fly, that's why me!

Thanks for the chance!
Rachael:)

Note from MJ: Rachael, your voice ... your grooves ... Do you have a major label?

Hi Mark,

I have this audio book site that is getting about 400 customers per month but they are not buying anything. I have had four sales off the site in six months, not much good!

I'm sure you could find ways to improve on that. If you want to contact me with a view to sending some extra traffic to the site please do so.

BTW I have used Simpleology 101 and 102

Tim

Hi Mark,
First, thanks for doing this. Here's the highlights of my story: My husband was the first to put video on cell phones (you can thank him or blame him). He got kicked out of the company he started (and we funded). We were still using the technology which the remaining company owners decided to discontinue October 15, 2006. We shut down the company and started developing our own software. Its almost done, six months later, and we have just started producing revenues. The good part is that we have streaming capabilities that no one else has; anyone anywhere in the world can communicate with anyone anywhere in the world. All you need is 23K for high quality, lip sync video and graphics. Here's the problem: We invested over $1,000,000 and have no more money. Payroll is July 10th and I need to generate $40,000 in cash by then. If you want a true testimonial that this works and fast...I can be that testimonial.

I started the Simpleology course and I just stated Simpleology 2. I'm already seeing the benefits...I'd like to see them exponentially!

Thanks for considering me.

I am a noise artist, sculptor, film maker, serious hardware/software hacker and computer geek who is using your program to become a successful, self supporting, full time artist.

You should pick me because the odds are stacked against me in the art world (or so I think) and I need your help.

If you pick me, you are likely to learn some things about applying your tools universally since my goals diverge from those of most of your customers.

You should pick me because I get and dig you sense of humor.

You should pick me because I have a good brand name: "Pataphonic". Think pataphysics applied to sound.

You should also pick me because I am wickedly intelligent though previously very ineffective, and have already used your tools to make some profoundly awesome transformations to my life.

Another good reason for you to pick me is that I am an early adopter among my peers and am not ashamed of - and in fact already have been - letting my friends and peers know the source of my recent focus, energy, and success.

Finally, you should pick me because I plan on using the awareness I am getting from your tools to shake things up in places more interesting and far reaching than merely my bank account.

Why me?
My dream isn't for me it's for my daughter.
She's got the goods: musical talent, hard work, creativity.
She's ovecome obstacles: discrimination, poor health, financial troubles, homesickness.
She's gaining the tools; the best teacher of her instrument in the world, contacts.
All I have to do is promote her and manage her career.
I think you can help.

Hello Mark,

An astrologer explained my natal chart with the words: "No support/help from the outside. You're always all on your own..."

Mark, this is Your chance to (help me) prove her wrong... :-)

Best regards,
Daria

How about this as a world changing business idea. I had the idea once to start a human milk factory.

You see cows milk is not very good for humans. We have to heat it up to kill a lot of the bacteria in it to drink and still if we drink to much we will get sick. Also I am not sure if you know this but there is an except able level of puss aloud in the milk.

So I thought human milk is good for you. Plus it could be a good source of money for women after they are done breast feeding their children and want to stay home. All they would have to do is go down to these little factories and sell the milk.

Now it didn't take me long to figure out that people didn't like the idea but this is only one of my great and crazy ideas. I think of these daily.

I run a software consulting business called Be Productive Software. I want to start selling programs on the internet that make people more productive, like you :). I also have a small investing company called Be Productive Investments.

I use Simpleology daily and it has made more efficient then I ever thought possible. So I can only imagine what you have come up with for businesses.

Thank you!

Jeff Turner
http://www.beproductiveinvestments.com/

Mark:

Are you looking for eager students to share your amazing knowledge and years of experience with? Are you tired of folks crying their sob stories on your shoulders explaining why they are failures? Do you want to associate yourself with rising superstars who understand how important your work is and realize how privileged they are to take up your time?

Mark, because you are a marketing genius and an a top expert in your field, I'm willing to make you a special, limited time offer. I need to mention, because of the demand, this offer is only available for the next 48 hours and then it's history. You can select an amazing husband and wife team to be in your next batch of 10 students for the low price of $499 per day for 7 days of training. This team usually earns at least $500 per hour so clearly this discounted rate can't last. By choosing us you will receive 2 motivated, enthusiastic and impressionable students who will soak up your lessons and spread the word of your new program like gospel, so act now and do not delay.

Mark, because this is a new course offering, you will experience feedback and ideas from us you just won't get from other students. Because we believe in ourselves so strongly, we are willing to guarantee our results and make you this risk-free offer: if you select us in your next batch of students, we will waive our daily fee of $499 per day. Not only will we provide our time for no charge, we will blog about how great your new course is.

Two amazing students for absolutely no charge and free word-of-mouth marketing to help your new course spread like wildfire. Act now Mark, because this offer is on the clock. 48 hours is counting down. Reserve a space for us and you will be on your way!

Thanks and have a wonderful day.

JP - TPGMarketing.com

PS. If you choose to pass on this offer there may be a chance we will blog about how you suck.

Dear Mark,
In the past 6 weeks I have written a course of more then 300 pages filled with ideas and exercises, the book is about new concepts in human relationship and business networking.
The second course I am writing is about Talent development, its length is about the same and it has new mind blowing concepts and techniques. Now, after teaching these methods to hundreds of people nationally I want to go online and share the wisdom with millions via internet, more methodologies are on their way. After following you for a while, I believe you and I deserve it. Thank you, Opher

Hi Mark,

I am a hardcore entrepreneur, having owned a variety of businesses over the years in many different fields. These days, I'm freelance copywriter, which I do love. However, if I am not working, I'm not earning. No passive income there!

My ebook "Getting Through Tough Times About Money" is/was one of the gifts when people purchased your new book. It can now be purchased on FreeiQ. https://freeiq.com/toughtimersmoney

I have created a unique parenting course called "Conscious Parenting ~ Happy Families" which includes a component for the children (that's the "Happy Families" part). I am also writing a book of the same title. My long-term plan is to go from a one meeting per week style, to a weekend seminar. Plus I would like to find a way to work with people on line, so I am not limited by location. (Maybe I'm ahead of my time for that?)

I also do personal family coaching.

My further plans include a CD set and a workbook, which will allow for passive income. Eventually, I will also teach others to lead the seminar.

My long term focus is to be well known as a revolutionary expert on parenting and families, offering seminars, cd's, books and making a true difference in people's family lives.

Thanks!
Faye

Ahwww C'mon! Determination - Check. Belief in product/service - Check. Quality product - Check.

The short story is 80% of all pet foods/treats are full of left-over garbage discarded from the human food industry. While television commercials are advertising dog and cat foods to be 'premium' 'choice' and 'healthy' the reality is far from that. I'm not sure if there is a winning category for 'Shock' and 'Ah' but...many of the top brands of pet foods even contain euthanized dogs, cats, cattle, and horses. Yes, you read that correctly. It's all perfectly legal and it needs to change.

Pet lovers everywhere deserve to know the truth. Petsumer Report has the power to inform pet owners all across the US and Canada - guiding them to safer/healthier choices of pet foods, treats, toys, and all types of pet supplies.

I've got 2 dogs and a cat here with toes crossed - pulling for me. It's actually getting close to physical therapy time - they've had them crossed since I filled out the initial application. They would love to send you a personal testimonial for me, but typing has become a challenge. You'll have to trust me on that.

Anyway, here's hoping...

Susan Thixton

Hey Mark,

Because I CAN !

Val

This is where I have to stop....

I need all my money right now for food...
These last 4 years I know that Air, Water, & Food are the most important factors in life...
If you have something like this in the next
2 months, then I will be financially ready...
Thank you so much for this chance...

I have been gifted with 3 wonderful, profitable God-given ideas which I have developed as far as I can but without funding to produce or manufacture them will never be available to the general public. I need help in getting to the next steps in the completion of these 3 useful products and services.

My first one is an ergo pen that will help all people to write more efficiently without creating the usual calluses caused by the gripping of the pen while writing.

The second one is a DVD showing how to release pain in the body using my proven technique of pain release. I'm a licensed massage therapist and a biokinesiologist.

The third one is a board game that will allow from 1-6 people, ages 6-100 to play a game that introduces people to the idea of The Law Of Attraction and using the Mind OF God to accomplish that which one sets out to do.

I can do stand up comedy if that will help me win:

"Do you know what they call seat belts in rural America? Suspenders caught on a gun rack."

there's more of that if you would like. ;-)

Denise Revis, LMT
Georgia

I want to be a FREEDOM AGENT.

Mark;

My business is with Jerky Direct. I have been chasing a way to get this business moving for over a year now.

Oh, looking at the above posts, you must be seeking the "justification" for helping me. OK, here goes:

My wife has Primary Progressive MS and draws disability because of it. I am having back issues that may force me to retire early. Because of my wife's MS we are going to need to move shortly into an apartment or 1 story house and because of my back I am going to need to stop doing yard work. I need a durable income stream or I'm going bankrupt. The Jerky Direct business is a great opportunity, but I can't seem to get it going.

OK, there you have it. Can you help?

Andrew "dajerkymon" Chinn

Congratulations to the first 16.
I would love to read or watch what you sent in.

Initially I wanted this to assist me with 1 of my newest projects Live Webcasting Pay Per View Events http://www.website-video-expert.com. That has changed dramatically to learning this and passing it on to my friends, business partners, and advertisers of my Local Community Website.

Here is a little list of people that I would start with:
Brett I.
Jenny M.
Peter M.
Jerry H.
Dennis D.
Al W.
Jennifer T.
and as my local site continues to grow, this list will continue to grow.

It is so much more gratifying assisting others in accomplishing there goals and dreams than anything I have ever done. As I do my business automagically grows.

Be Positive,
Jamie Ohler

I am sure you have heard of a blank slate. In my model of the world that means someone who really has no or very little knowledge of much of anything. My slate is not completely blank, as I must have learned something throughout the years I have been around. Marketing and/or advertising has just a little bit of the corner of my white board. I am open to learning as much as possible as quickly as possible.
I work with the geriatric population and the baby boomers that will be coming into this generation. My goal is to make their aging (and mine as well)graceful, comfortable and safe.
I would be much more effective with your training and increase our profitably.
You really need to choose me.

Mark,

I should win because my Business is all about helping the planet. We currently sell one of the best All Natural Cleaners and are in the works to become the worlds largest All Natural Web site. This is not only a great Business idea but we will be helping the planet at the same time.

Thanks
Charles Forell

Hey Mark,

I've been in the home based business industry for a couple of years now and haven't made a dime. My mind is simply too cluttered with all of the contradicting information out there - I find it hard to stick to just one thing and have it work for me.

Aside from that point, what I want to do most in my life is help homeless dogs and cats. I have an idea to build several "shelter complexes" which contain their in-house vet facilities, grooming, training, dog day care, a park...the whole nine yards. And I want to start it with a corporation rather than the cookie cutter, donation-as-primary-income, volunteer-run facility, because we all know that isn't working.

I have elaborate plans for what I want to happen - I just don't know how to make it happen. That is why I believe I need coaching. I want a kick-butt business in the pet industry that will make enough money to continuously provide for these shelters, which will put a HUGE dent in the pet overpopulation problem. My ultimate goal is to eliminate the need for gas chambers with an aggressive education and adoption program, coupled with spaying and neutering for all pets adopted out of the facility.

So please coach me, so I can build my dream!

Thanks for reading,

Steph Sorensen

Well, if the winners are considered �space monkeys� those of us who make it to the winners circle in the next round must be the �top bananas�! I doubt that will qualify as the most humorous but it�s worth a shot!

Coffee is the second most traded commodity in the world next to oil, with a much older history going back 1000 years. The power, abuse, politics, economies, lives, fortunes gained and lost affect the world. Literally millions of lives depend on successful coffee harvests. Yet the coffee farmers are among the most abused in the world when it comes to receiving a fair return for their labor.

My vision is to have my own small plantation in Ecuador to gain first hand knowledge about the industry. I plan to have rooms for guests with the intent to expose as many people as possible to the real life of the coffee farmer, but not from the ugly negative point of view. Rather, to what it can be when the farmer has opportunity to the open market, encouragement, training, and positive models to follow.

I have lived in Ecuador, owned three coffee shops, have been a professional roaster, and am familiar with the coffee culture to some extent due to research and trips to plantations in Ecuador, and discussions with other growers in Central and South America where the greatest bulk of the world�s coffee is produced.

The Internet is the greatest tool for reaching people around the world about whatever topic or business you can think of, and it operates 24/7. I envision the Internet as the tool to finance my endeavors, and have already started a site with that purpose in mind at www.coffee-bean-scene.com.

While there are several international Fair Trade Organizations that address the inequities in the coffee industry to some extent, there is still much more to be done. There have been efforts to address the abandonment of thousands of coffee plantations due to the devastation caused by the fall of world coffee prices in 2000. Governments from non-coffee producing countries have invested millions to aid education both as a means to revive the industry, and in some cases in South America to encourage focus on non-drug related crops.

Teaching farmers how to create business rather than compete for it is my chief aim. It all takes money. I believe the Internet is a huge part of the resource for me to produce the means through an Internet business. I believe this can make a huge impact in our world on millions of people. It starts with one person who wants to make a difference. It�s about people helping people. It�s about giving rather than taking.

That�s my heart. It�s part of what I was created to do. More was shared in the audition. It�s not about whether I deserve to win or not. It�s just not about me.

Alan Jarrett
a.jarrett@yahoo.com

Because I really need to achieve financial freedom so I can then invest my time into more charitable events as opposed to working for the man.

Got a wife and two kids, how cliche, they support me all the way. How nice would it be to pay it back to them? Allowing them to live worry free and then being able to help others achieve the same?

Oh well, if for no other reason then this. Given the chance to be coached/supplied with the right info would be priceless. Simpleology alone has started the wheels turning, another chunk of info from Mr Joyner would catapult my efforts. Either way, have a great day!!

Best Regards,

Chris

http://www.squidoo.com/doeshydroxycuthardcorework

Thank you Mark for doing this.
You sure are a great educator. I take as much time as I can to learn, learn, learn.
Sometimes I just don't get it but keep working at it. Putting myself back on the straight line to success is not always easy when things don't happen or am I getting sucked in?.
I'd love to get this figured out. I want to be able to generate an income that is greater than my expenses. Success is a GOAL quitting is not.
I've been at this for 4 1/2 years now. Giving myself 5 years to prove I can.
What I learn I incorporate in my everyday business as a professional fitness trainer and all is beneficial. I do my best to communicate, educate and motivate everyone I teach each day. Need to understand internet marketing so I can share this with others I train each day. I take on too many tasks and need to always be refocusing energies especially on the internet.

Appreciate you stepping out to give us an opportunty.
Anne Marie Parr "1BritePlaceToShop"

Mark-
My ancestors came to the United States to overcome their advantages. Early Somervilles founded country clubs and social organizations in New England and the Mid-Atlantic states. Occasionally, a Somerville would seek employment, but discreetly, and never for long. I have labored ceaselessly for hours a week to uphold this proud tradition. After becoming a senior vice-president in the advertising industry, I realized I�d either have to run the company, which was too much like work, or leave and play golf.

I have succumbed to writing and creating licensed designs for greeting card and apparel manufacturers because I am not living in the manner to which I have become accustomed.

Therefore, I humbly submit my name as a potential winner.

I am fortunate enough to have found something I can be truly passionate about. I work for a company who figured out a way to put fruits and vegetables in a capsule with the most amazing research! I have the opportunity to truly make a difference and impact people's lives. The only thing holding me back is me!

Jim Rohn says to work harder on your self than your business and that's exactly what I have been doing! So I am on this quest and this journey to get past what stops me in life and be the best I can be.

Hi,
This contest is going to be tough to judge. As I read through all of the comments before this one, I see tons of motivated people that need some clear direction ( and a bit of luck). Count me in too. Willingness and determination seem to be prevalent.
A seven day program is like a kick in the butt (which is one step forward). It reminds me of a quote by an unknown author. 'If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.'
Good luck and please pick me

In September 2005 while attending university I did a presentation on the topic of, �How to Eradicate Poverty.�

It was largely based on the work of author Randy Gage whom I met once during a seminar.

Needless to say, the presentation it was quite controversial since the topic of money gets people really emotional.

It is such a hot topic that people are killed for it and wars are fought over it.

One school of thought believes it is the responsibility of the rich to care for the poor.

Another school of thought believes that the poor should receive no help at all as we are all responsible for our own financial destiny.

I fail to see how a starving 2 year old in Africa (or anywhere in the world for that matter) is responsible for his/her own financial destiny when it will probably die of starvation or disease or both.

I also know that the international community has been trying to eradicate poverty since the late 1950�s. Billions of dollars have been spent and yet poverty has been increasing.

I believe it is a mix of both schools of thought. As a Muslim we are taught about personal and social responsibility.

Humankind�s biggest enemy is ignorance. Lack of knowledge breeds fear, doubt and worry.

We have come to believe that �foreign aid� is the answer. Foreign aid means giving hand-outs with strings attached.

This post is getting pretty long, but for anyone who is interested in reading a copy of the PowerPoint presentation please go to the link below. In it you will find some causes and answers to poverty.

http://www.kooroshvahabi.com/end-poverty.ppt

I am not arrogant enough to believe that I have all the answers to eradicating poverty. But if I can educate and empower people to make a difference in their lives and the lives of others, I can die happy. Life is not merely about consumption, it is also about providing value to others.

Prophet Mohammad (peace be upon him) says:
�You Cannot Be A True Believer Unless You Wish For Your Brother What You Wish For Yourself.�

This was the same message brought by Moses, Jesus and other great teachers of the past.

Every religion I have studied has stressed this Golden Rule.

I must confess. My motives are not purely altruistic. There are 2 reasons that i want to work with mark Joyner.

First reason is because I know I can learn a lot from him. His knowledge can help me improve my business and my life. This will allow me to pass on the knowledge and help others.

Second reason is that I intend to be first Iranian internet marketer. If there are Iranian internet marketers out there already, I haven�t met any :-) !

Your Online Neighbor,

Koorosh Vahabi

SPACE MONKEYS?!?!?

I'd like to volunteer to be a SEA MONKEY. Currently a small pack of dust, doesn't do much, doesn't look like much, BUT JUST ADD Mark Joyner's "water" and watch me become the most excellent SEA MONKEY!

I deserve to win, Mark. Why? Because for the last several years I have awaken every morning to a stirring feeling inside of me that says I was meant for greatness. My home based business is my passion and I truly love what I do with it, however, I have a full-time day job, a special needs son, and a husband that all demand the majority of my time. I have made many personal sacrifices for them and I am ready to make them now for me and my business. I need your direction and I know that this greatness inside of me will emerge triumphant! I am meant to help others better their lives and acheive their dreams, and this very much includes myself. Release the greatness within me!

I have been a High School Family & Consumer Sciences, and Health teacher for 22 years. I have had a positive impact on many students, including a couple that I have brought into my home because they needed a safe home and a mom. In this job, my efforts have often been hamstrung by short-sighted administrators. I want to help a larger group of people without such restrictions.

My fiance' works on our fledgling alternative health care business, while I provide the main support for us, my two daughters, and for the last couple years, his two kids who recently lost their mother to cancer, on a teacher's salary!

Our business is multi-dimensional; we are clinical herbalists, contract to teach in practitioner preparation classes (would like to do this on our own), wholesale and retail a unique selection of over 300 medicinal-grade Western, Ayurvedic, and Chinese herbs, and are working on the distribution rights to a new product in the United States. To date, all income from the business has gone into its stock and our educations. We want to serve other practitioners and increase options for those struggling with health issues; this is our passion. It is time to grow our business to support our family while manifesting this passion.

Thank you so much for all you teach and give! My desk-top cockpit keeps me focused and is invaluable. I will be using Simpleology 101 with my students next year - what a tool to utilize effectively as a teen!

Kristi Ann Noren
Elan Life Enhancement
Washington State

My world-changing business idea - to successfully apply your results driven 7-day business turnaround with the amazing 4-Hour Workweek strategies (escape 9-5, live anywhere and joing the New Rich). This model will show business, and non-business, people all over the world that you can live the life you want NOW while you work. Work is the means not the end. And this my friend is the Law of Straight Lines. :)

and...

I am divorcing amicably and lovingly with my partner of 25+ years, leaving the home I have lived in for 10 years, twice the longest of any home I've lived in before and my whole life is completely up for grabs. I am open and ready and willing. NOW IS THE TIME! Together let's turn the working world model upside down - what a story that will make!

O.K. O.K. BLAH BLAH BALH...BLAH BLAH BLAH.
Ask and you shall recieve? Well i'm asking, yeah you Mark, pick me coach!!!

Good morning Mark

I'm not going to go for the humor spot unless you look at the absurdity of the truth in my life at this moment. I know a couple of entries are trying for the humor spot with a litany of problems, but this is the real deal. If one of the criteria for "deserve" is facing large challenges that need to be dealt with quickly in the context of the bigger picture of goals, I might fit there!

At the end of this month I have to move from my soul home where I have been living and have my production studio for the past 4 years. I live in a remote area where living options are limited and all transportation is by water. (Aka can't solve this problem by pulling in a travel trailer or pick up the want ads and rent a new place cross town. Would love to buy this place but not for sale). Currently I travel a lot to get orders, and have a 3 year plan to change that so I can stay home and concentrate on production.

So, the ONLY place in the area to move to has more than doubled my living costs and increases my production costs by 30%. This at a time when the business is finally supporting itself and just starting to pay back start up costs.

Other pressures include a major trade show THIS weekend with new reps and the new studio doesn't exist yet, never mind have the bugs worked out of it yet to handle an influx of orders; high transition costs with no cash flow to cover; unsure that I can actually move to the new floathouse (insurance issues) and may have less than a week's notice to book space on the freight boat to pull my shop and home out of here. My car up in town needs $2K in repairs (so I am borrowing transportation just to get the land end of my new living situation working) and to top it all off two crowns fell out of my mouth this week.

So virtually everything is changing personally and professionally and my focus and direction needs to accomodate this new situation quickly. I am a life long learner and eager for input to help with the transition and development of a new direction. I know where I want to go, just not sure how to get there.

Hello Mark.

I have internet business and it is not going well. This is your chance to show that your turaround system does wonder and turns around my business. :-)

Uday

Pick me! I need some business boot camp and sitting here alone helps but it doesn't - nothing in the world like interacting with real live folks. I'm a professional storyteller. I 'll be 64 in July. I'm so darned lucky - survived an auto accident, learned to walk and Simpleology's Daily Praxis is a lifeline for focus. Went through the loss of a job and benefits, savings and am ready to get going with putting together a life that pays for itself. I'm willing to do the work if you give me a chance. Ann Reay

Hi Mark,
Well, I should positively be one of the ten you pick. I am disabled with both injury and illness. I can still function however, especially on computer. I have 25 hours a day 8 days a week to work on any project I wish and yours sounds interesting. I Live on SSI...ok, I survive...barely....on SSI and am not viable for interfuron to cure me. I have found a series of doctors who work together to cure major illnesses without severely detrimental drugs like interfuron, with a great deal of success. Of course, I don't have enough money to see them and be cured. So I have been trying to figure out ways to make money from my computer....BOY...There are alot of scams out there. I like what you have to say and have a great feeling about your program. I will be happy to take your course and the real 7 day coaching experience...along with making enough to get my health taken care of....which will show just what someone can do by buying your course and putting forth some effort. Go from Homebound to Business success in no time. Talk about your perfect posterboy!!!!
Oh....By the way.......My nickname used to be Monkey!
Thanks for considering me!

Dear Mark,
Just last month, I have attended the World Internet Mega Summit in Singapore and heard you speak live in person for the first time.

Your presentation on the unbreakable rules for success in this New Digital Battlefield was a real
eye opener for me. And your Ideology on helping people to become Freedom Agent has touch me.

I too want to become a Freedom Agent and to help others become Freedom Agent as well.

P.S Thanks for creating the Simpleology Courses.
It has help me tremendously.

I have a spiritual mission to make the world a better place through an understanding of personal and business strategy. I speak at seminars and write articles and am currently attempting a book on the subject of true strategy as defined by the Art of War (first known writing on the subject). I teach that everyone needs a spiritual philosophy to empower, educate and grow others (even those they never met, and even after we leave this life!)

I hope you find this worthy of your program, either way - good luck with your launch.

Who said I can't post a second comment?!
Hehe!

I believe that without providing/giving something valuable to your surroundings and fellow men / humanity you will never find true joy. The feeling of giving something to someone who needs it is astounding! Especially if you can see the gratitude in his/her/their eyes! This should be the goal! All for one and one for all! Helping each other will bring happiness and joy and abundance. The thing is that society as we live it today needs to improve on this! Let's make this work! Help as much as you can! No business ideas and cr*p!

Mark I know I am only 25 but I truly believe that you can give me the push I need!

With Kindness,
Edmond

Mark,
I have been working through the Simpleology 101 and 102 courses repeatedly over the last year or so. I've found that when I've followed them, I prosper and when I let life interfere, I don't do as well.
I would like to be considered for your course because I am the most motivated student you will every work with.
I can identify strongly with your trials that you outlined on this blog. I AM LIVING IT.
I have three sons and recently separated from my wife of 14 years. I have a BURNING passion to teach my sons that there is a better way in life -away from the daily grind that SO many find themselves living. I won't pass that legacy on to them.
I want to share my goals for the remainder of 2007 with you for your consideration:

1. Have income streams totaling $500,000 by end of 2007. I currently have passive income streams of $0 right now. Teach me, and I will make it happen.
2. Have quality time available for my family and friends where I can truly enjoy their company without feeling like I need to be working to earn money.
3. Have begun a foundation/trust fund that will fund our local soccer league in a few years. I am a board member and our league has expanded from a fall only program serving 400 children to one that now serves 700 children in the fall and 450 in the spring. It is a wonderful program and I want to be sure that it survives in perpetuity with NO child being denied a place to play because of finances.
4. In summer 2008, I will be running pre/early teen leadership camps in my area. As I said earlier, I have been involved with children for a number of years now, and have been doing some substitute teaching in local school systems. Our school systems are set up to produce employees – not true thinkers. We need to motivate and inspire kids to find their passion – whatever it may be, and find ways to incorporate that passion into their lives and the lives of others around them.

Thanks for your consideration,

JIM

Hi Mark,

there is just one reason i post my comment and that is the good laugh i had after reading the posting of Hanne Karlsen.
Not to be topped at all!
It saved my day and stopped me reading any further and wasting more of my time.

Still smiling,
HaWe

I have a totally disabled wife, no job, 2 dogs, an unmarried pregnant daughter (who is getting kicked out of the Navy), a son (declaring bankruptcy) living with a married woman and her 3 kids Who are depending on me to be successful in a business that has gone nowhere in a year and a half and which I almost got ejected from for rule violations. Truth IS stranger than fiction!
Clearly I need help in applying the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th Laws of Simpleology.

Hi Mark,

After reading a few of the posts, I understand that I'm pretty much chanceless. There obviously are a lot of people that really deserve such an opportunity, and to choose only 10 of them... well, that ain't going to be easy.

I bet you'll again end up with offering this to 2.3 times as many people as you originally planned, just like you did with the Space Monkeys!

Nevertheless I owe it to myself to give it a try.

I really would like to receive a free course because I've been a "giver" for all my life. I like helping other people out - and am fortunate enough to usually be in a position to be able to do so.

It's fantastic to be able to do things like that. I really envy you for the scale in which you're doing these things - it must feel wonderful!

I'd like to be able to do that too. I'd like to be able to "give" full time, on a scale that I currently can't reach.

I'm doing what I can, which is fine - but could do a lot better.

Please give the first 23 courses to those who need it most, but if you consider giving out a 24th course... I'd certainly put it to good use!

Take care,

Rob Vanandel

My purpose for being here on the planet is to coach, inspire and empower people to achieve their highest potential. I LOVE MY WORK!!!
Most people who become coaches (90% I believe) never become successful and end up doing it as a hobby or giving up entirely. I've made it past the hobby stage but I am not exactly thriving and I'm working way too hard for the results I'm getting.
PICK ME so I don't become just another statistic.
This coach needs a coach ;-)

Pick me and if my success doesn't make you money, I will pay double that which you are charging for the program.

Background Information:

Education: MBA
Experience: Intermediate
Wannabe Business: Internet marketing: http://www.TheBirdWarehouse.com (and others)
Motivation: I love Internet marketing and want to do it full time (and quit my current job).

Wow what can I say so many great story!

But!!!

Pick Me, I Got The Bigest Jewels!!!!!!!!

Ha Ha

Mark,
I am enjoying reading these posts! They are very entertaining! You and Joel Comm must have the same inspiration.
I need your help. I have read several of your books and followed your work for years. I am a member of all three Simpleology courses. Thank you for all you have contributed to conscious marketers!
I need your help because I can't figure out my irrestible offer. If you could help guide me to that I would be very grateful. I have read your book twice. Jay Abraham also talks about it. If you have a worksheet to step through the process that would help. A simpleology type of thing would be great.
Thank you,
Kathy

I doubt you'll even read this far - but I should win because I'm dead in the water, I'm in a rut so deep that I can't see daylight - but seriously I'm looking to break out - to have that best selling novel published, that agent so full of energy and enthusiasm that I will be certain to make the list - Also I want to open my Writer's Retreat-- I have the property a 5 bedroom home - I just need the business sense to pull it off - and I believe this program could help. But I'm going to be hiring a coach anyway so even if I don't win a spot - I'm taking off - can't help but want this though - it would be hard work and a winning situation judging from the Simple-ology courses I've taken so far.
Thanks for the opportunity.
Billie

Dear Mark,

Thank you for this chance to express myself. I am gullable. I believe anyone with a good copy for their landing pages. I'm financially drained. I've bought a lot of courses, including Simpleology 103. I've cannot figure out why I cannot jump over this hurdle. I am a good learner. Frankly, I think my children are plainly disappointed of me. My husband as well.

My dream is to inspire and motivate people who are in my situation. But to be believeable, I have to be successful first. This is harder than I can ever imagine. However, if you pick me, you will have one heck of a testimony; I have six children, I do quilts, Bible studies, a pastor's wife, do women ministries, pastor's wives ministries, I make quilt tops for a living, take your Simpleology courses (all three of them), I raise chickens for a hobby, I garden, and recently started a blog of my own. But, if you pick me, I will put all things aside and turn my full attention to your mentorship. I need this. I need to gain my children's hope and faith in me again.

Thanks again. You have so much to read, so I better let you go.

Shoua
(Please, pick me)

I went to my local bakery and asked them for a fresh business turnaround. They were all out, but suggested I contact you.

The simple truth is that I am simply sick and tired of being sick and tired. I simply realize that I do not have effective use of my time but I have simply done squat to remedy the situation. I am sad to say I have known that I don't make effective use of my time but I have simply not known what to do. I get enthused, go off in all directions, get overwhelmed and shut down...over & over. Talk about insanity! For the first time I simply see a glimmer of hope. I am a newbie,only 5 days old and already Simpleology is making a difference...however I'm still at the enthused phase. It's so simple. I have a simple idea that I know works; I simply have to follow the pattern and simply do it! I am passionate about bringing other Moms home from work if they so choose. We are all going to pay a huge price for having our children raise themselves. I simply want to make a difference. I have tried so many self help programs. There is something about Simpleology that resonates with me. This is simply the answer if you simply choose me. Thank you in advance, Irene

Ive noticed there's nothing else to grab onto as I'm swirling around in the porcelain bowl.
I was really hoping it was you offering me a hand.

Thank you in advance!!!

Mark, I am bleeding for years. I need all the main course to stop the bleeding and get going. Thanks! God bless!

Hi,

This seems funny! The shortest way to succes is to go straight to the point as Mark says. And my point is that I definitely should win!
I'm a 24 year old student that beside my study are trying to start a business. I get a lot of inspiration from you guys in America and try to use this in my home country.
Yes and thats my second reason to win: I live in Denmark. Yes it's a country... and it's very far away... it's very cold..! And all our tall blond girls are moving to US..!
You can see that this is unfair, right?

The strange thing is that I study to be a social worker. Beside that I have a job where I take care of two boys who are mentally deficient.
For me it's important to know this side of life to.

I do not have a lot of money to start my business so I work very hard. If I win I hope that it could be the final kick to get started. I am very motivated and can't wait to begin.

Thanks for listning to me and have a fantastic day!

Lars

He�s an expert in psychological warfare.

He suppresses hope.

He destroys dreams.

He is the keeper of all that is normal.

And his name is Normalcy.

He�s a sly competitor. So sly you probably never realized you�ve been fighting him your entire life. I know I didn�t. Until recently. When I took a look at my life and saw myself losing to him. Badly.

When he�s winning, I can�t do what I dream. When he�s winning, I can�t teach young athletes how to think and perform like champions.

Because when he�s winning, I�m not thinking and performing like a champion. I�m not living like a Dream Doer.

But the bigger problem is this. He�s attacking the children�your children, your athletes, your future�with weapons 100 times more potent than the ones he�s using to attack both you and me with.

Why? Because they�re not stuck inside the thick comfort zones Normalcy keeps us trapped in.

They still have faith and hope. They still believe their dreams are possible.

I had almost forgotten what that faith and hope and possibility thinking looked like. Until I saw it in the faces of my 11, 12 and 13-year-old volleyball players.

When I asked my players what their big dream is, most responded without hesitation. From golfing on the PGA tour to working as a pediatric physical therapist, my athletes know what they want in life.

But that�s also when I discovered Normalcy. I saw him clearly for the first time that day.

I saw him in the faces of the girls who didn�t speak up and heard him in the voices of the ones who said they didn�t know what they wanted.

Normalcy wants them to be quiet about their dreams. He wants them to be unclear about what they want. He wants them to be�normal.

I recognized the existence of Normalcy, but I wasn�t sure how to counteract his power, overcome him and be a Dream Doer. So I did what any athlete or coach would do.

I made a game out of it.

Now I want to take The Champion Creator Game to the world of youth sports.

Athletes go through slumps, let one little mistake take them out of the game or lose focus in the middle of competition because Normalcy is attacking them. And they don�t know how to fight back.

They can�t perform to the best of their ability on the outside because they are losing the internal mental and emotional games with Normalcy.

But I can teach them how to defy Normalcy and become champions by combining the power of their hearts and minds through The Champion Creator Game.

And if these athletes learn how to defy Normalcy on the athletic field, they'll learn the fundamental characteristics of success in life and be able to succeed in anything they do.

Mark, can you help me launch this business and change the lives of young athletes around the world?

The Dream Doer Coach,
Bonnie Jean Schaefer

Ive noticed there is nothing else to grab onto as I swirl around the porcelain bowl.
I was hoping it was you, offering your hand.

Thank you in advance...Peter.

As a full time stay at home mom of 3 wonderful children, I have been blessed to be able to start a work at home career that blends nicely with the daily hustle and bustle of life.

Simpleology has helped to keep me on track during "work" time so I also have more "fun" time with my children.

While I'm not making a bazillion dollars overnight, I do have a semi steady income coming in. Enough to pay a bill or two a month, yet my husband still gets up at 4am Monday - Saturday and works 70+ hours a week without fail.

That is what I NEED to change. I want him to be able to be home with us more. 8 years of 70+ hours
a week equates to a lot of muissed family events and a feeling of failure as a father because he does not have much quality time to spend with the children.

Hi Mark,

June 19th was my citizenship and as badly as I wanted to send my submission for the original contest, with the timing of the original message and notice and me running around getting the docs ready to apply for my parents' green card after successfully becoming a US citizen (yay!!), I just could not submit my entry (this is not a 'the dog at my homework excuse' - i seriously spent 6 hrs in a medical office waiting for their medical exam!)..So yeah I'm delighted at this opportunity!

Now a bit about me: I'm 28, married and mom two beautiful girls. I came to America when I was 15 to a girl's boarding school in upstate NY. I've been here ever since. Where I come
from, people don't send their girls abroad, or at least they didn't used to, and at least in our circle of friends, our family was like a pioneer, and many others followed. After that, I went on and got my undergrad degree in Information Systems and my father paid everything out of pocket. I went on to work for a large financial firm until my daughter was born and then started venturing into online marketing. The reason for my whole schpeil is that I am here today because of what my parents realized of my potential and I will forever be in debt to them for what they have invested in me and how they have believed in me. So that is among the top reasons I want my business turn around - because I want to do something special for them. I always talk about buying them a house on cash or a full time helper(me serious - parents joking) soon which I know my dad could have honestly done himself if he didn't spend money on my education.

As a side note (and this is going to be a long side note, but I find it relevant to my "story"), when I was ready to have kids, it was all hunky dory when I found out that I was pregnant, however at my 17 week appointment, they couldn't find the heart beat and I have nightmarish images of a small lifeless baby floating around in the ultrasound. I remember I cried a little bit but I couldn't waste time on that, I had to figure out what happened. Doctor's tests concluded it was just a fluke. A few months later I got pregnant again. This time I bought a doppler (like the doctor's use at the office) and literally heard the heartbeat slow down to a stop myself around 16 weeks. This time the tests showed the same thing - nothing, which is when I decided I had enough of putting my dreams and futures in a doctor's hands. I started researching and thanks to the internet I found a group of women like me and they recommended a doctor who specialized in a field called Reproductive Immunology. Under his long distance care (me in NY, him in Cali), certain non conventional treatments, and a whole lot of prayer, I had my oldest daughter, and then followed his formula to have my second. This treatment included going to Mexico for a previously FDA approved treatment, twice daily injections in my tummy, and once a month IVIG which I had to foot the bill for ($1500 per dose) since insurance didn't deem it necessary for pregnancy. All that, though seems like nothing to me, because I got the biggest reward ever - my daughters! The reason I am mentioning this is to show that I will go leaps and bounds to do what I believe in.

Another reason that I mentioned this was that it is one of my dreams to set up a center or a resource online to guide women who are not just seeking fertility treatment but this unique kind of treatment which is becoming an increasing necessity in our world today - miscarriages and infertility are becoming extremely common and I want to help others who might have been in the same boat as me. I also want to be able to set up a charity tht will help those who can not afford the expensive treatments.

I think I deserve this because I think beyond myself and have dreams of helping others, my family, other women, and especially women in third world countries empower themselves.

Now, on to my business: I have a dream to run my own advertising office, so somewhere in the future I really need my business to explode. I mainly want to focus on affiliate marketing products over info products but right now I am meddling in both. I have spent somewhere around $3000 (US) since October on my business so I am definitely willing to spend money, but I am at a point where I need to really make more money before I can justify more expenses. I have done PPC (which is where I started affliate marketing) but I had jumped into it too soon. I did not understand the basics that much so lost more money than I made. However, I then decided to slow down and learn the basics and now I am seeing some success with affiliate marketing and article marketing, but I still need that boost.

I am not a rags to riches story in that I am leading a comfortable upper middle class life but because of my international exposure and vision to help others, along with my determination and energy, I really feel that I could do a lot with the proper guidance which seems to be the missing formula so far. (as another side note, I am known as rabs on the Warrior Forum, and while I might not be a rags to riches story, I want to be a rabs to riches story (corny!) and so I do have rabs2riches.com registered where I'll start detailing my online marketing journey!

Looking forward to seeing who you pick and thanks for giving everyone this wonderful opportunity!

Mark,

What I could have done better on the first round and be one of the 7?

Now, here are the reasons why I should be one of the 10:

- Because the shortest line between two points is a direct line.

- Because the easiest way between two points is the one with the least amount of resistance.

- Because succeeding in anything is following the trails of successful people.

- Because being surrounded with positive people with similar visions will have a positive effect on you.

- Because communicating and listening to wise people will expand your understanding.

- Because I trust that you and the 7 chosen people have excess amount of knowledge, tools, resources, networks and willingness to share all that.

That�s why I am still offering you a significant amount of my life time. Please accept it.

My best,
Virpi

Mark,
I could really use your help. I'm stuck in one of those JOBS, living paycheck to paycheck and too "spent" to get my business really going and ease the cash flow crunch. I feel like a hamster on a wheel and it's been that way since the real estate market tanked in LV over a year ago. I definitely need to focus and reinvent my business, but also realize I need a helping hand to make things happen.
The timing of your offer is great too as I need some intervention quickly. Yesterday my car died and I found out it requires $2,500 worth of work or I'll soon be walking everywhere I go. Problem is - it seems no matter how hard I work - no cash for "extras" like that!
Help Mark!!!
Cathy

Simpleology 101 was introduced to me by a sell agent in my office. Wow, I had no idea how much clarity that I'd receive from this simple daily practice. I'm just getting starting and I notice the changes in me on a daily basis. Must importantly, my passion for living has been reignited. Sharing these exciting rewards of this program with others is a no brainier. So,I'd like to be selected by Mark Joyner.

Firstly, congratulations to all the winners. Secondly, thank you for providing such a wonderful and life-changing program. My reasons? I am a graphic designer whose last day at her job just happens to be today. I have resigned to start my own business, and part of my leap of faith is due to what I have learned thus far from Simple-ology. My plans are to build a design firm based upon sustainable design practices. Then I wish to take classes so that I can get my certification to be a consultant. This will allow me to help other companies incorporate more sustainable business practices as well. The world is a beautiful place; I want to help make sure it stay that way.

Regards,
ELisha

Hi! My name is Cesar Fernandez and I live in Houston, TX.

I help people get Commercial Driver License (CDL)to drive heavy trucks up to 18 wheelers.

My nephew put up a website for my business (www.aaacdlservice.com) that I think it's terrible! Right now it's only available in spanish since 98% of my clients are spanish speaking.

I have bought lots of study courses and hardly have read/heard or watched them. May still have the cellophane wrapper intact! What's wrong with me!???

I get emotionally involved when reading a "sale's letter" and end up buying most everything.

I need to get out of this mode!

Perhaps I should pretty much stop reading my incoming e-mails so that I can get some work done!

If I could just find the right sequence of things I need to do and which ones to outsource, that would be a great help.

I've lost 2 driving instructors and one of them is my competition now.

I'm about to lose my 3rd. driving instructor unless I can find more clients to keep him busy.

Thanks!

Cesar Fernandez
Owner AAA CDL Service

Hi Mark,

Me again. My entry above was my attempt at making an irresistable offer (since I read that book yesterday cover-to-cover). I really want and need your help. Please choose me ........please?

I'm not going to write a sob story about my family being sick and my home being forclosed upon. I'm just a regular guy with a lot of great business ideas and no outlet for those ideas. Here is one:

A membership site for sales professionals: offer sales and marketing advice through different media (video, audio, written)to the 100s of thousands of people in sales. You could have guest speakers etc. This could also be specific to certain types of industries like insurance, realty, pharma, etc. This should be easy to market: One extra sale could pay for your membership for a year! One might even get companies to pay for membership.

I have lots more just like that.

Thanks for the opportunity. I hope to hear from you soon.

Best regards,
Mike Kershaw

Good Morning Mark,

There is a major economic shift going on worldwide right now and it is a shifting in energy resources. This has really just started ,but it will bring a profound change in the way that we live our lives over the next 20+ years. American's are just now beginning to understand that higher energy prices are going to be the norm, not the exception.

The reason that I feel that you should consider my application, is because I have worked over 3.5 years to develop a brand of sealant and foam products that can save farmers worldwide as much as 35% of their energy costs. Right now, most farmers are just barely making a living because the cost of fuel. I was on a farm just the other day that was being sold at auction because the farmer who had owned the property for over 30 years had committed suicide after the bank had to foreclose on his property. The primary reason that he couldn't pay his bills is because he was 6 months behind on his propane payment.

We are the only company in the world that has developed multiple solutions to the agricultural energy crisis but getting our message out has been difficult. I have been working in and out of the internet marketing arena for 5+ years and when I formed this company I set out to drive our message of technology and innovation through the internet. Due to a lack of funds though, I have had to do everything myself, including building our own website ( www.ag-tite.com ) but now with our business about to explode due to the great performance of our products, I want to take our marketing message to a whole different level and I am in dire need of have an " internet compasss " to get me there. I know your course would be that compass.

How do I know that your new program would help me? Because, I have been working through the Simpleology 101 and 102 programs since the first of the year and it has changed my life. This coming from a guy who has tried ever self development system known to man. Put simply..it works and ask any of my friends and family members and they can tell you that I am the Simpleology Apostle, preaching the good news of how to get focus and power in your life.

Thanks for considering my application and continue your great work.

Regards
Bill Collins
President
Ag-Tite
Fayetteville, AR.
1-866-877-3626

I deserve to win because literally every door has been closing in my life for the past 8 months, and I am still standing, coaching others with great results, and getting unsolicited tesitmonials from clients and readers of my e-book. On top of that, I pretty much single-handedly take care of my animal sanctuary, The Claire Foundation. So my life and income need to skyrocket to move out of this marginal existence, and to expand the field where I make a difference. Thanks for this opportunity, Mark.

Good Morning Mark,

There is a major economic shift going on worldwide right now and it is a shifting in energy resources. This has really just started ,but it will bring a profound change in the way that we live our lives over the next 20+ years. American's are just now beginning to understand that higher energy prices are going to be the norm, not the exception.

The reason that I feel that you should consider my application, is because I have worked over 3.5 years to develop a brand of sealant and foam products that can save farmers worldwide as much as 35% of their energy costs. Right now, most farmers are just barely making a living because the cost of fuel. I was on a farm just the other day that was being sold at auction because the farmer who had owned the property for over 30 years had committed suicide after the bank had to foreclose on his property. The primary reason that he couldn't pay his bills is because he was 6 months behind on his propane payment.

We are the only company in the world that has developed multiple solutions to the agricultural energy crisis but getting our message out has been difficult. I have been working in and out of the internet marketing arena for 5+ years and when I formed this company I set out to drive our message of technology and innovation through the internet. Due to a lack of funds though, I have had to do everything myself, including building our own website ( www.ag-tite.com ) but now with our business about to explode due to the great performance of our products, I want to take our marketing message to a whole different level and I am in dire need of have an " internet compasss " to get me there. I know your course would be that compass.

How do I know that your new program would help me? Because, I have been working through the Simpleology 101 and 102 programs since the first of the year and it has changed my life. This coming from a guy who has tried ever self development system known to man. Put simply..it works and ask any of my friends and family members and they can tell you that I am the Simpleology Apostle, preaching the good news of how to get focus and power in your life.

Thanks for considering my application and continue your great work.

Regards
Bill Collins
President
Ag-Tite
Fayetteville, AR.
1-866-877-3626

I would like to emphasize that my webpage is down
for reconstruction. I am a creative architectural and decorative wall finisher. I put myself in school after doing 18 years of regular painting, which I became completely bored with and wanted something different to manifest. Going to school was the smartest move I've made in a long time. After trial and tribulation with a partnership (now desolved) I've learned some valuable lessons. I now need to find a way to get myself known for what it is I do (hence, reconstruction of website for starters). I love what I do, I believe in what I do, I enjoy bringing color into peoples lives who've always been under the impression that white is the only way to go.
I would be greatly appreciative to be honored for your free give away. I do know with or without you, I will make it. I just feel with your help, it will get me there faster.
I know you want for me to believe in you, Mark. Do you believe in me?

"Life is far too short to be concerned with the one with the most toys wins. I strongly believe in living life to it's fullest."

I look forward to hearing from you, Mark. Have a beautiful, wonderful, peace of mind way day.

Sincerely,
Ali

Mark,

Why am I asking to be one of the Lucky 10?

10. ENTHUSIASTIC - you will NEVER find someone more enthusiastic than me.

9. COACHABLE - I am ready, willing, and able to do whatever it takes to turn my dreams into a reality.

8. MOTIVATED - I am not willing to let anything or anyone get in my way ever again. It is time!!!

7. A GREAT SPIRIT - I want to do this for more than myself and my family. I know I’ve been put here with a really big purpose to fulfill and I want you to be on my team and me to be on yours to fulfill my goals.

6. FUN AND JOYFUL - always loving life despite its the challenges makes me a perfect member for your team and I LOVE to have fun!

5. COURAGEOUS - for the first time in my life I am fearless and completely up to big, big things.

4. FULL OF POSSIBILITY - I believe that anything is possible and I need your help to reach all that is possible for me.

3. YOU ARE AWESOME - I’ve read Simpleology, have been using my Webcockpit, have the reminder signs all over my house and car, picked up the Irresistible Offer to read next, and the list goes on and on. I know what you provide and want to be one of those who’ll have the pleasure of working with you personally.

2. CHARITABLE - one of my goals is that NO CHILD GO TO SLEEP HUNGRY. I will be tithing 10% of all earnings to charities I love while starting the Grace Matthew Foundation to achieve this goal. First, though, I need to have income to tithe (I’m currently unemployed) and I need to assure that my own children don’t go to sleep hungry...

1. And to be a MODEL for my children - I truly believe that we can all live our dreams and I want my daughter and son to witness that firsthand.

I am so looking forward to hearing from you!

Warmly,
Catherine

I have been with my company for 5 1/2 years. We educate people about money and help them to understand how it really works. Most importantly we help them keep from beeing "screwed, blued and tattooed". There are so many things out there that really hurt the consumer and while they say that ignorance is bliss it isn't true. Because ignorance about the "big" industries that take advantage of people will hurt.
In my business I haven't had the type of support that I should have and I have had alot of reasons to quit, but I love people and I love what I do so much that is just isn't an option for me.

I want to be somebody so badly, but I don't have a real direction to go in! I am an avid reader, trying to read everything that I can get my hands on, but this doesn't seem to help.
I have looked into coaching programs in the past, but the cost factor is so high that I can't afford. Now don't get me wrong I understand the whole "you have to spend money to make money", but if you don't have the money to start with.... well you see my delima!
I look forward to working with you!

My husband and I run a business that invariably invokes comments of "that's COOL!" when we tell people about it. We do computer forensics analysis...and it really is cool!

We need to get our income and presence to the next level, though. We were recently hired for a case in which the other side has already had an "expert" examine the computers in question. This "expert" charged almost $100K (based on hourly billing of four people, at varying rates around $400) for work that would take a competent expert about 10-20 hours (if we'd done the same work, it would've taken one person and the total bill would've been around $4000-$8000). No only that, but their conclusions were (to put it nicely) "inconsistent with the facts>." And the other side is trying to get the side we're working for to pay the bill!!

This has shown us two things: one, we could be charging more for our work (without the unconscionably high rates some are apparently charging); and two, we need to increase our business in order to help get the word out to other people about how NOT to get fleeced by an "expert."

This other company's website, by the way, claims that they have "provided services to the White House." My husband's response to that was, "Yeah, and so did Monica Lewinsky."

Mark, if you choose us, you'll be helping people to not get @%$%^ by phonies.

By the way, I've been doing Simpleology for a few months now, and my personal coach says I'm "very coachable."

Hi Mark,
According to my daily praxis, I am not supposed to be here paying attention to Anne's email notice. This is just the kind of thing that keeps me from staying focused. I thought I was doing quite well this morning until this pulled me away. I have always been motivated but working on my own is a really hard transition.

I have been doing quite well as a life coach but in this area I need to be a better example for my clients. Since I impact many others to lead successful lives, your helping me will, in turn, help many others. Your efforts will be multiplied many times.
Thanks,
Tim Olson

Life has a "well defined and established"purpose. Just like sugar has its purpose or salt, so our life has one also. The purpose is clear, complete and convincing. Living "really really right" in alignment with the laws of life and nature brings truly full abundance, happiness and truthful understanding. There are 108 questions that every intelligent person MUST be able to answer to live an "authentic" life to experience full abundance, knowledge, wisdom and happiness. These questions and answers are now after 35 years of intense study, austerity and practice available for the first time to modern civilisation. I and my associates want to help serve the most number of persons during the rest of my life have easy and meaningful access to this information and methods. If you can help me that will be most welcome. Best wishes to all for a perfect life every day.

Life has a "well defined and established"purpose. Just like sugar has its purpose or salt, so our life has one also. The purpose is clear, complete and convincing. Living "really really right" in alignment with the laws of life and nature brings truly full abundance, happiness and truthful understanding. There are 108 questions that every intelligent person MUST be able to answer to live an "authentic" life to experience full abundance, knowledge, wisdom and happiness. These questions and answers are now after 35 years of intense study, austerity and practice available for the first time to modern civilisation. I and my associates want to help serve the most number of persons during the rest of my life have easy and meaningful access to this information and methods. If you can help me that will be most welcome. Best wishes to all for a perfect life every day.

In light of not receiving one of the first 16 free 7 day business turn around opportunities I smile. Why? You see this is again just one of the many disappointments turned opportunity that will strengthen me. I feel as if I do not deserve any thing in this world that we live in. I, however, do believe in making your own opportunity to prosper.

I have been in business for 6.5 years now, just making ends meet. I own and operate a business in which we make people feel great and look even better. Every person that walks through my doors depends on me to beautify them. This may seem as an easy task, but think not. I HAVE to work everyday with hot, sexy, very beautiful people. Since I was 20 years old when I opened my tanning salon I was confident that my business was going to succeed. It was my banker that first told me that I had the best business plans he'd ever seen. You see I was asking for a mere $300,000 with nothing as collateral, except for me, and my business idea. Well the business has been just barely paying the bills each month, with a few very creative cash flow actions. Well I am not married and trying to make babies with my beautiful wife who supports me and my business, and only wants me to be happy. Well it is time for me and the business to start reaching are full potential. The business since I started Simpleology has generated 50-100 percent growth each month. That sounds great, right? Well that is only running at 10% capacity. The possibilities are endless and I will reach them. I simply ask for your mentorship and your help in making them happen at the speed of light. I know that God will provide for me, That Mark is why he has introduced you and your programs into my life. God bless,

Josh
www.secretsunlax.com

"God is on the throne -and there's an abundance of chocolate in the world!"

-Anthony Tanjoco

Dear Mark,
You should pick me because when it comes to business I'm the "poster child". . . pitiful and in need of help. I would have posted my picture to help prove my case but thought that my track record and years at being unsuccessful speaks for itself and by doing so would give me an unfair advantage. So please give to those in need (such as to me) like this poster child! Your contribution could make the difference for a brighter future for one special person like this poster child. Please give today so there is a tomorrow.
JoAnne
jogriffin@comcast.net

Mark,

Just few weeks ago we met at World Internet Summit Singapore, and it was a pleasure.

During the summit I got the stage, in front of 3,500 people, twice, because I took the opportunities that were offered for the audience. I enjoyed that.

After the Summit I have met over 20 of the participants; some of them we have had planned meetings, while the rest I have come across in various places. I have been very fortunate to meet so many fantastic people in a short time. I have truly felt great when ever I have been able to help any of them with their budding online enterprises.

By becoming better I will be able to give assistance to many more.

I ask you to assist me in becoming more skillful.

Thank you,
Virpi

Did you know that the majority of serial killers work as a mechanic? Now I really don't know if that is true but every time I watch one of those true crime shows, that seems to be the case. So as I own an automotive shop and I may be dead soon, I need all the help I can get.

Another plea...(true story, really) I have six kids. My husband (who is actually a very dynamic, talented, hilarious and generous person) is so discouraged he won't go to work and since his idea of babysitting is going in the bedroom, turning on the TV and closing the door, I had to hire a nanny. (Yes, I made sure she was not his type.) I have recently cashed out all my IRA's and I'm sinking fast! We had our best year in 2006. What happened? I am not sure.
Do you know how many men want to be told what's wrong with their car by a woman? Exactly, ZERO! But since I am so gorgeous, I can sometimes get away with it;) But seriously, I am.
So I have to bring in one of my mechanics (more like drag) and have him talk to the customer. The automotive business is THE hardest business to run. We have more state regulations and paperwork, nobody is happy walking in, everyone assumes you are going to lie to them, they can't admire that cool new radiator they just purchased and my six year old asked who I was the other day;)
So, using the words of my four year old who always gets his way...Please, I'm begging you!
So...
1. You will save a family of eight from being homeless.
2. You will get to work with some of the most unmotivated and least compensated men. Did I mention it's 115 degrees here and we work outside on cars that are 150 degrees? (another cool bonus!)
3. You will get to meet a gorgeous woman;)
4. You could get a free water pump.
5. You could prevent some serial killings.

Thanks,
Kim

Hi, Mike. I live in a third world country: Peru (known for the new 7 wonder contestant: Machu Picchu ...hey, Cameron D�az is there right now!) Peru was the first country to give internet access to almost every social group using internet public booths. I started this on 2001 (forced to it) and now my company is known as one of the best in Peru ...but I'm still struggling for the "real thing". I'm sure I can give you an excelent testimonial after your coaching program, from a guy in a third world country that didn't have to immigrate to be a complete success!! I'm following the simple-ology course and it's outstanding (and I'm only in my first 5 days!). I visited my dream house in Lima ...I just have my target set and clear view!! Please join me in!

Hello again,

When I wrote my entry, there were only 3 posts, so I just flipped mine without much thought. I have just taken a look at the 90+ entries, and I am amazed at the passion, the humour and the determination of entrepreneurs throughout the world. I've been working with Simpleology for a few months and have read Mark's book. Mr. Joyner, your approach is unique in its simplicity, awareness and humanity. Obviously, many others are of the same opinion. Although I would dearly love to be picked, I am withdrawing from the contest. I will purchase your product when it comes out. There are so many 1. Funny 2. World thinkers 3. Deserving people out there.

I do have a world project I'd like to suggest. What if every village in Canada (and all other rich countries) adopted a village in Africa in order to exchange what we have best to share...

Good luck to you all. May the funniest, brightest and most deserving win.

C�cilia Cormier
Canada
P.S. Not C?@#cilia!

Hey mark.. its the 15.. scratch that now 16 year old marketer here Cody Goodman.. I have been marketing online for about 2 1/2 years.. I am good in SEO but have only made about $60 a month the last few months.. My Dad works at a car dealership and makes money sometimes... but it's not consistent and he's not wanting to spend money to help me improve my profits.. so I'm making a little money trying to "supersize it" lol.. but a little lost.

Well that's all I've got mark..

Sincerely, The Coolest Guy On The Planet

Cody Goodman

Dear Mark
Thank you for all the information that has come to me. I have a Tavern/pool hall/resturant type business and the resturant is not yet open the bar and pool hall is open seven days a week, the location is in a sort of poor neighbor hood not many jobs a lot of drug active I would like to set an example that there is a better way to make a living. Running the bar and working a full time job is very hard and I need to chose which one to give up I have to take my lunch break to open
change shift in the evening and close at 2:30 at night I would love to hire a manager but I am just breaking even on expense I need some help
never ever ran a business have no idea what or how thanks again

I feel you should choose me because I am a 49 year old single mom, stuck with living with her parents because I can't seem to make enough money to move out!!!! Do you have any idea how frustrating it is to have your parents tell you that your aren't raising your kids correctly? Or come in and shut down your TV, or your Computer, because you weren't in the room?
Help!
I know I am able to do this. I have survived a horrendous divorce, illness and depression and IA am getting better and better everyday. This will speed things up. =}
Thanks for the opportunity to win this and thanks for sharing your knowledge with the rest of us!

Hello Mark

Read the posts above, don't know what to start with, many are having a rough time. We all have our share of success & disasters (past & present).

The Space Monkeys have been selected, i read there is a human volunteering, and a Sea Monkey as well, was thinking whether to volunteer as an Alien, maybe to help bring back the Monkeys incase lost in space? :) I thought about it, I will just follow your Simpleology law and get to the point. : -

I want to work with You :)

Cheers / Allen

Mark-

Select me for your program.

I am a baby boomer who was surplused (laid-off) Feb. 2006 from my 'JOB'. I know ... typical story; however, it is much too true for me and others.
I want to make a difference to show there is a fun and profitable business and personal life that can be realized after 'the axe' and before meeting my maker.
OK, you might ask, "Well Frank, why didn't you go and get another 'JOB'?" I did look and my former employer did pay for a post employment job training program to help in that matter; however, the trainer of the program candidly pointed out that I would have difficulty in finding a replacement job. Why? Because I was not just a salesman, not just an engineer, not just an inventor, not just a teacher, not just an accountant, not just an outdoorsman, not just a gardener, not just a fisherman, not just a ...
I had too many interests according to the trainer and the 'tests' to be marketable in 'normal' job marketplace.
...and that coupled with the reality icebergs of my age (56 then) and my former annual income (~$100K) in the marketplace... hey, I don't need to preach to the choir. Anyone can see the picture.
So, for me, finding something else that would be fun and profitable and satisfying my many interests has been my pursuit. Since I love where I live and really want to remain here, my need for financial and lifestyle fulfillment seems destined to be in an internet business.
So here I am. I have become an internet junkie having looked at a number of things and have purchased a garage full of programs (some good, most bad). However, with Simpleology, Tellman Knudson's BDL program, and a few other good things, I feel I am on the 'brink of success'...
however, I need to ensure that I'm there and that I get the kick in the pants to push me over the edge...like now!
(I really need to replace my IRA monies in short order[within 59 days] to minimize the impact of the 10% penalty I get burnt with for not being 59 1/2 yrs of age.)
So, that's my story.

Help me! Kick me in the butt!

Select me for your program

...and we'll help others who fall or have fallen victim to similar circumstances to turn their lives around.

Hello Mark,

I want to partake in your coaching process to show everyone that ten years of rust and turmoil can be "wiped away" to reveal a shiny inspiration! I am not ten years old, but my business process management as an independent business is. I fit your explanation to the letter. Constant cash flow merry-go-rounds and Chinese Fire Drills are a matter of course. Please give me some much needed direction as I have a deep personal desire to not be dizzy any longer and serve my family and customers with more good times.
I have three little ones that I support with my current income. I have already treaded the road of divorce, child support and desperation. I have recovered and have all my kids now(twelve years now). While I get the child support checks now, that does not mean that I take life easy. As I have learned that gainging a position of being comfortable and complacent is dangerous in any business - especially the technical arena.
My goal is to use your tools of your coaching to grow a business that is world-wide and serves a bigger purpose than "My-Space" or "You Tube". I want our business to be a business of the people who have learned that happiness comes from within and sharing that with others is the most rewarding experience this world can offer. The idea of my business is to attract people who are able to put their pride and greed aside and "really" make a difference. To give a mass audience the tools to help themselves enough to help many others. The goal is to take the focus off of the sickness that creates wars(that no-one truly understands, why things are so barbaric) and create a healthy world in which we all are able to help the starving while saving resources by using technology to teach and build self sustaining economies.
I believe in positivity winning the world over. It perplexes me how people throughout the world do not talk and simply walk with their heads down. It's almost like everyone feels disfigured in some way and ashame or unworthy to speak to each other. Sure there are small social pockets where this is lifted - but overall this problem should be changed, publicly. Works that enable people to feel better about themselves and empower them to go out and do good things - that's my ultimate goal. To create such a system will take a large group - like the very force you are forming! Please allow me to assist you in this mission, pick me. I would love to be in the starting stages of this process.

Thank you for all you do, Mark. As you could have taken the money and lived your life without helping anyone else - but you chose a different path on a daily and consistent basis. That's proof that you are here to do the right thing as you have been empowered to do. We are all very fortunate to have a person like you to learn and grow with. :)

Yours in good health,

Wes Walden

Why me?

Because while working with me you will also learn and enjoy a creative experience.

I will learn from you what modernity is about.

You will learn from me what non modernity is about.

I work in a communal development school (Adult Training)oriented to the development of local comerce with alternative local money.

I need to reframe concepts of time and needs of consumption while reafirming local identity...

I think we can both learn from this experience....

If you choose to work with me, I offer you a creative experience, that will help - if we are able to find the congruente points between modernity and non modernity - lots of people.

Mariella
I also work with pre columbian handcrafts.

Mark,

I enjoyed the challenge of promoting your book to the participants in www.InspiredByPeople.com Your promotion video and Simpleology book were an interesting diversion from the Powerful Quote of the Day they normally get.

When we are looking back on 2007 together at the MSE (Massively Successful Event) event in 2012, Our memories will take us back to remember the sights and sounds and even smells and tastes of the fun we had together. We'll remember moneents of intense laughter as you shared ideas that seemed far out enough that we all thougth of
the Space monkeys and fired off anchors for massive hilarily and huge belly laughs. And kowing that they sacrificed themselves for our mutual learning and eventual success starts our chuckles.

I will look back on the Zap Chanenge and my goal of a profitable and successful web based business and chuckle. At that point, at the MSE we have a list of successes so long we cannot even find the successes of 2007 among the massively successful, passively profitable enterprises included in the list. But they are there and many of them are based on the concecpt of Inspired By People Ramped up by Space Monkeys and you, Mark.

Mark,
I would love the chance to learn your system & finally get my business going forward. I really want to learn from the best, but have been on information overload the last year. I have finally started learning some quality information from a couple of "experts". And you are one of them, I would really like to get to the next level, so I can then share my experience & knowledge with more & more people, so they too can build a successful business from their Home.

Thanks so much,
Orlin

I would be delighted to be one of the 10 because I am ready to capture a niche global market from baby boomers who are now just entering their sixtieth birthdays; thousands every day. The probabilities are so exhiliarating and I want to keep on focus.

I am over sixty years of age myself and completing my book entitled, Sixty is the New Forty. This niche market's interests were revealed to me at the Rotary International Convention here in my city this past week, where I hosted a vendor booth of anti-aging products. At this point in our lives, retired from our first career, with more energy than our parents had at our age, we want to place our efforts in meaningful projects where we can really make a difference to human well being in the world.

The 17,000 attendees were humanitarians who were involved with or pitching projects that would bring tears to my eyes; they are so incredibly helpful to global disasters and individual transformations for those with special needs on the entire planet. They even go to small villages in third world countries to work their miracles.

During exchanges with them, a light bulb went on in my head. I discovered a way to tie in my products and book with their humanitarian efforts and have us all get what we want and achieve our goals. Now I need to sort it all out and keep my priorities in the forefront with the coaching I would receive from you and your organization.

Thanks so much for your consideration.

Wanda

I'll take a shot a winning something.I just started a new business..and could use help.

Hi Mark,

I deserve to win because I have decided to study all that I can to learn about attraction and be able to transmit this knowledge to my family and friends.
I am from Mexico and we do not have this kind of information available in Spanish so my effort is double but I am sure that it will pay.

Gracias

Really, Mark, I qualify for most unusual and unique entrant for you to coach (even though that's not one of the criteria you're using to pick the winners). First of all, my age puts me at the end of the spectrum of the other respondants, the place where most people have either probably saved enough to retire, or have given up and and are either being subsidized by the state or relatives. I just turned 70.

I'm an artist, and it isn't as if I haven't tried some really fabulous ideas for a profitable full time business, but each one failed. Now, I work at a full time job not related to art, and am working with Simpleology to find more time and the energy to focus on starting a business while working at another job.

I've earned awards in national shows with my paintings, but awards don't make money. Here's why I think you should choose me; (1) because I would represent a challenge to the mindset that artist's have to struggle and starve and (2) because I would represent that it's never too late to succeed!

I want so much to believe that what I do can translate into dollars being brought in and that I can do it now.

Doretta

Mark,

I should win - the only thing I need to do is get good at being me.

Thanks

Mark

Hi Mark.
WEll, so far I've won the "GOING AROUND IN CIRCLES" award and I want to win the "MY GOODNESS, I DID IT. I BUST THROUGH MY BLOCKS" award.
I'd appreciate the help.

Thanks
Laura Matsuda
250-395-1322

Mark, You will select me because not only will you be helping out a fellow businessman, you will be getting a great sucess story and the satisfaction of helping someone who needs your help.

Someone once told me that "all you need is a swift kick in the pants to get going", well this would be my swift kick in the pants.

You know you want to select me, just do it.

Mark

I am so grateful that you are being so generous with your time and energy.

Simpleology had given me an outlet to reduce procrastination, maximize my efficiency and to write down all the solutions to my process for success. A large part of my legacy is about helping others.

A Business turnaround is always welcome particularly from you.

Whatever way the cards fall I am blessed to have your experiences and guidance in my life and I will continue to use Simpleology as my daily navigation system.

Gratefully,
Jeff Middleton

Ghosts and Science Fairs
by Lois Wickstrom
I have heard a ghost singing. Does that disqualify me from judging science fairs? Or being a successful author?
The ghost was singing a Romantic language that I didn't understand at a window of Dover Castle on the southeast coast of England. She had a lovely voice, sort of dreamy and sweet. I had walked away from the crowds to explore a side�passage on the second floor of the castle. The view from this narrow window was especially green and from Its vantage no traveler could approach unseen. I leaned into the window, and there I heard the song. Startled, I stepped back. And the voice stopped. I returned my head to the window. The singing continued. I leaned out the window. No one stood beneath the castle window. I glanced around the room. No one was in sight. I examined the window crevices for wires or a loudspeaker. All was stone, except for a bit of dried bubble gum. The song continued. and I pictured a young woman combing her long hair, gazing longingly out the window, hoping for a suitor or even a visitor, to entertain her in this rambling unheated castle.
Just then, a five-year-old cowboy galloped through the chamber, shouting instructions to his horse that echoed off the walls, and drowned out my ghost He left, and she continued singing. He made a return pass, and she ceased her song.
In England, ghost is the standard explanation for this type of phenomenon. In England. if you say, "I don�t believe in ghosts." You will likely receive the response, "You just haven*t experienced one yet.� There may be other explanations for what I heard, but I am content to say. "I heard a ghost. And I liked it."
Still, I am invited to judge science fairs and help grade- school students design and conduct scientific research projects. I approach those projects with an open, experimental mind.
When shown four wax�coated needles floating in water, all pointing the same direction. I put my finger into the water and spun the needles. When I was done, none of the needles pointed In the original direction. The project claimed that If you want to know which way North is you just have to put a wax-coated needle onto a water surface and it will always point due North. The experimenter said nothing about magnetizing the needles first. But, the child did say that she had done the experiment fifteen times, and that It had worked perfectly every time. She had even drawn a graph to prove it. The child wasn�t there for me to ask if a ghost had been there to point the needles. I didn't used to believe people who said they had experienced ghosts, I merely conceded that they might have experienced something they didn�t understand. And I harbored the conceit that perhaps they were making it all up in order to get my attention. or even to pull my leg, But now I have become one of them. and I now experience the skepticism that I used to show others.
A child at another science fair showed me three plastic glasses filled with raw yeasty bread dough. They looked a bit like glasses for the three bears. One had only a tiny dollop. One was filled to the middle, and one was filled nearly to the top. All the dough samples looked like they came from the same batch, They were equally puffy, and nearly ready to be punched down. The child told me that all three glasses bad been filled the same amount when he started the experiment. The glass with the least dough had been put into the freezer. The glass with the most dough had been in a 350� oven for an hour. And the middle glass had been left at room temperature.
I asked when the first glass had been removed from the freezer. The boy said he�d removed it only hours ago, and the dough was still frozen, I touched the glass. The glass was the thin flexible sort of plastic that is sold for party glasses. It was room temperature, and felt the same as the other two glasses, The boy suggested my fingers were still cold from outside. I didn�t push the point.
Even my husband and children do not believe I heard a ghost. The only people I have found who believe me, are the ones who have also experienced ghosts. Or perhaps the ones who have seen the Loch Ness Monster. And I�ve already said that I don�t find these people particularly believable, myself. I told the boy I�d once melted a plastic bowl in my oven, and that it had only take a few minutes for me to smell the catastrophe. I asked if he�d had a similar problem. He assured me that the plastic glass on the table was indeed the very glass that had been in the oven. I asked if he was sure the oven had been on. He was positive. I asked how long he thought it would take to bake his dough into bread, if after one hour at 350� it was still raw. I mentioned that my dough muffins only take 18 minutes to bake all the way through. The child didn�t want to guess. I didn�t ask him if he thought a ghost was in his oven keeping the spot cold where his plastic glass of dough had sat. At the time, I didn�t say anything to the teachers to suggest that I thought the children had faked their experiments. But, even though I have heard a ghost sing, I do not believe that these children reported their experiments honestly. One student whose project I judged was inspired by a teacher�s statement that there is no electricity on Mars. "How," the child wondered, "will I be able to hard boil an egg on Mars?" Her solution? She would bring a microwave oven on her journey to the red planet. Her experiment consisted of trying to hard boil two eggs in a dish of water in her mom�s microwave at home. They came out soft-boiled. But, she thought, with practice and more time, they might have become hard boiled. She hadn�t thought about the fact that microwave ovens use electricity, just like electric stoves. She hadn�t considered that the decreased gravity and atmosphere on Mars would lower the boiling temperature of water, and therefore lengthen the time it would take to cook an egg. Is there something I�m not considering, that would be equally obvious to another, when I say I heard a ghost? Or when I say that I have no idea why my popular website about the Loch Ness Monster doesn�t sell my books. How can I fairly judge children�s science projects? Somebody has to judge these things. Contests help more than just the winners. They encourage excellence. They encourage risk taking. They encourage children to become scientists. The projects I judged to be frauds or victims of sloppy thinking wouldn�t have been prize-winners if they had been truthful. They only involved an afternoon of work. The winning projects involved weeks of thoughtfully designed experiments with carefully controlled variables, and progressive modifications. But, should I be so quick to say that there is no way to discover North from an unmagnetized needle? Is it impossible to put a plastic glass of dough into a 350� oven for an hour and not have it cook, or the plastic glass melt? Are these children onto something that we don�t yet understand? Science is supposed to be duplicable. The experimenter is supposed to write down exactly what he or she did, and another person is supposed to be able to copy those steps and achieve the same results. I went back to that window in the castle at Dover, accompanied by my disbelieving husband. The ghost did not sing for him. I hope your technique for successful business works for me.
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Hi Mark,
I should be selected because I am just starting out in the business and you will get a great sucess story and the satisfaction of helping somebody new.

You know you will select me. Just do it

I just want to get one.

You said that two people will be chosen for the most world changing ideas, so I am going for one of those two. Here are just a few of my ideas. If anyone is interested in hearing more just let me know.

Cash Flow Loans:
In the last few years, I have seen the number of these car title loans and payday loans kiosks at least triple in my area. I know many people who get a loan to get through a tough month and then don�t know how to get out of the cycle of needing another loan the next month.

My idea is to open a chain of these kiosks that do what everyone else is doing, but with a twist. For those who want out, there will be classes to teach budgeting and financial awareness. Ideally, this would be done in conjunction with Robert Kiyosaki. I would like for his Rich Dad books and Cash Flow games to be part of the education classes.

People who take the classes get a much lower interest rate on their loans, or a certificate that pays off part of them. You can�t force people to change, but I can give them a way out when they just don�t know how on their own.

I believe that even with the lower interest rates these could pay for themselves once they got going. The money from the loans would go to pay people to teach the classes. They could eventually even be volunteer run by the people who got out of the cycle from taking the classes themselves. There is no better way to really learn something than to teach it, and no better way to give back than to give exactly what you were given.

Paulownia Tree Plantations:
There is a tree called the Paulownia tree. It is also called the Empress Tree, the Princess Tree, and the Dragon Tree. It grows like a weed, up to 10-20+ feet a year. It is a hardwood that can be used for many things. You can use it in intercropping- planning trees widely apart and planning grain and other crops under them. The trees help keep moisture in the soil, and their roots go deep, so they don�t compete with the crops for nutrients. It actually increases the yields of the other crops, plus you have wood to harvest every 5-7 years.

I have done fairly extensive research on these trees. I became interested because I have one in my back yard that I cut down the first year I lived here. Five years later it is now 30+ feet tall, 20 inches around at head height, and growing daily. And I do NOT live in its ideal climate. They grow much faster in warmer regions. They re-grow from the old root system even faster than from seedlings, so you plant them once and harvest them every 5-15 years for the next century. (The large difference in harvest time depends on climate and desired tree size and use. In colder climates these natively tropical trees grow much slower, but also have smaller rings and a harder, more valuable wood.)

The leaves are dinner plate size, very high in protein and nutrition, and can be used for animal fodder or plowed in as fertilizer for other plants. They can revitalize poor soils in 2-3 years, allowing for other crops to be planted again. It tolerates infertile and acid soils and drought conditions. It easily adapts to disturbed habitats, including previously burned areas, forests defoliated by pests (such as the gypsy moth) and landslides and can colonize rocky cliffs and scoured riparian zones. Its ability to sprout prolifically from adventitious buds on stems and roots allows it to survive fire, cutting, and even bulldozing in construction areas.

My ideas for this tree is to experiment with it in several ways. I know they are doing research in China of different variants for different climates. I would like to do the same here in the states, with the purpose of creating trees to do the following:

1. Planting Paulownia Trees at the edges of current croplands to expand them. Driving through eastern Oregon, California, and Nevada, there were sometimes sharp lines between croplands and scrub brush. I know some if this is due to water availability, and some to lack of nutrients in the soil. Planting Paulownia trees in the land next to current cultivation could keep the moisture in and expand the cultivatable acreage by adding nutrients to the currently barren soil. It may be necessary to import small amounts of good soil for the roots of the saplings the first year, then let their leaves fertilize the area around them.

2. Intercropping to help maintain moisture. Agro-forestry, as it is sometimes referred to, is widely practiced in China. The theory being that by sacrificing 7% of your land to plant Empress tree you will increase the yield from the "intercrop " by 10%. The harvest of the Empress is a bonus. The spread of the Empress leaves allows 30% of the sunlight to penetrate, enough to grow the majority of crops. Beneath the canopy of the tree a "micro climate" is created with less evaporation, more moisture is retained, and the fertilizer, not taken up by the intercrop, (ground cover) is taken up by the Empress tree as the fertilizer penetrates the soil. The Empress tree derives its nutrients from a much lower soil level than the "intercrop", hence it does not need to compete.

My idea here is to plant the trees in currently cultivated areas, helping to conserve water and to add an additional crop of trees to the same acres we currently only grow food on, using less water and the same or less fertilizer than we do now.

3. Animal fodder: Leaves contain 18-20% protein and are high in nitrogen. A mature tree will produce 85lbs of dried fertilizer or animal fodder. What if we could plant trees on the barren scrubland we currently run cattle on? The leaves can be harvested for winter feed. The shade and moisture from the trees will allow more grass to grow, allowing more animals to be run in the same acreage. And you can still harvest the trees every 5-15 years.

4. These trees can grow in places with drought conditions, but they also do well in moist climates. I can�t find the numbers right now, but one of the websites I saw said they could process up to 80 gallons of water a day and are being planted near springs and rivers on mining and other industrial waste sites to aid in cleanup. With their broad leaves they are very good at trapping CO2 and producing Oxygen. Because of their rapid growth, they can help reforest areas that have been ignored or burned, and help get the environment back in balance.

Paulownia trees are not the only answer to our problems, but they are remarkable trees that could be at least a partial answer to many problems.

Blink and The Medical Profession:
One of the most important �Ah, Ha!� moments for me was reading the book : �Blink� by Malcolm Gladwell. In the second chapter, part 5, are 4 pages that should revolutionize the whole medical industry. The book has been out since 2005, and I haven�t heard of the program being implemented yet, but it came to me in a blinding flash the first time I read that chapter.

In those 4 pages Gladwell explains the difference between doctors who get sued and doctors who don�t. And it has nothing to do with their credentials, their talents, even how good they are at their profession. It has to do with how they talk to their patients. Not in the quantity or quality of what they tell their patients about actual medical issues, mind you. It was their tone of voice.

Doctors who ask questions and listened to the patients answers make the patients feel like they are heard. Whether the diagnosis is right or wrong, they feel the doctor is trying. Doctors who talk down to their patients tend to be sued. The patient feels that if they had just listened they might have done things differently, so it is all the doctor�s fault if things go wrong. They even wanted to sue certain doctors involved in their treatment and not others because of how each person treated them.

Some of that is my interpretation of what Gladwell found, but the facts are in the book. In forty seconds of conversations between a doctor and their patient the researchers could predict whether that doctor was likely to be sued. It all boiled down to one thing, really. Respect for the patient.

This leads me to several possible world changing ideas:

1. Changing the Medical Profession- Taking this research, go to one of the major (or start with a minor) insurance company. Tell them you can reduce their lawsuits significantly if you can coach their doctors. Get them to run a test group. The research showed that how doctors spoke to their patients was very important. It also showed that slightly longer visits- 18.3 minutes average vs. 15 minutes. I believe this is partially the difference between taking time to talk and answer questions, and just going through the motions.
The study also gives concrete ideas about ways the not-sued doctors talked to their patients. By coaching doctors in these methods and allowing them the time to be doctors, not just an interface between people and their medical care, you can prove that the coached doctors will get sued less. Then challenge the insurance company to train all of its doctors by offering large insurance premium breaks for those who agree to coaching.
This is a multi-million dollar idea. It will take reading the entire study that Gladwell only gives 4 pages to, and some research into the cost of lawsuits and how much you think coaching could actually change the doctor�s attitudes. I know that my own personal doctor hates the time limit of 15 minutes that the insurance company gives him. Just by convincing them to make appointments 20 minutes long, they could change his life and the experience of his patients. If it made even a 1% a year difference in lawsuits, that should more than make up for the difference in how many people they see.

2. Extrapolate that out into other parts of life. In my group coaching for salespeople I use this example in training them to look at their clients as people they care about, not as the next sale. If your client feels like they are being sold, they will walk away. If your client feels like they are being taken care of, they will buy, and tell their friends about you, too. This is a huge change of concept for many sales people who have been taught the hard sell. Sometimes it is the person you never sell a thing to that is your best referral person, because you gave them what they needed, even if it wasn�t your product. You cared more for them than for your sale, and they will remember that.

3. Gladwell talks about watching couples in therapy and seeing the same sorts of things. Couples who �Yes, but� and show distain for their partners don�t last. Again, respect and caring, both for the person and what the person says and feels, is the best indicator of a couple�s chances for a bright future. This can help couples who don�t even know what is wrong, by showing the disrespectful behaviors and teaching more caring ones. The worst thing for a relationship? Contempt.

Blink was written about how our brains work, how the unconscious can �know� something in a split instant without going through all of the pros and cons of it. That is fascinating research. But the parts about how we react to respect or the lack of it in our lives is even bigger to me. That someone can predict in 4 ten second clips if a doctor will get sued is really big. Doing the same to a couple to measure the health of a relationship is even closer to home. How much could we change the world just by paying more attention to showing respect to those around us???

I have a lot of other ideas, but these are some of the biggest ones that I know I can�t do by myself. Maybe with your help I can link up with the right people to make some world changing dreams a reality.

Dear Mark,

I wish to be one of your lucky persons. But
through the Law of Attraction, I am one of
your lucky persons. I can tell you my sad stories, but I won't because we ALL experience sooner or later.

If chosen, I will work hard and you will help me succeed as a freelance writer. I write ebooks and special reports on natural health secrets and other topics. I proofread websites for online entrepreneurs, and am a part-time editor for a local advertising magazine. I have managed to do this without a website. However, it is time for expansion....for a change to bigger scale mentality, to turn my talents into a niche and to have a launch of some sort....I leave that type of launch/niche/ideas up to you.

Thank you for your valuable time.

Sincerely,
Missy
P.S. The reason my main topic of writing is natural health is because the information helps others to live a healthier and fuller life. My motto: Look and Feel Your Best

Hello Mark-

Well, let's see here... I don't consider myself a naturally funny person, although sometimes I put my foot in my mouth and make a lot of people laugh at my expense. So, that kinda takes me out of the humorous category.

I have this idea about hugging that I really want to take around the world, and for a website and starting an "army of love," so to speak, that will take hugs to places where they are most needed. I've got product ideas and other things, but nothing concrete yet cuz I'm up to my eyeballs in alligators with this new business I just bought. So, I don't think I have the most world-changing business idea.

I mean, I really wanna make this new business I have fly, but I'm feeling patient about seeing it get off the ground until I've really settled into my groove with it. Learned the ropes, fallen on my ass a couple of times (or more!ha!) and gotten up, dusted myself off and really started to kick some business booty by continuing to raise my bar and make my ceiling my FLOOR!

I've never run a business before, feel like a total nimrod most of the time, but am having a really great time learning- a VERTICAL curve, I might add.... But I gotta say, I want to GROW the HECK out of this business, make it a multi-million dollar baby that is run in integrity with our values, that is carbon neutral, that offers products that are designed sustainably and that educate the people who use them about what they can do for the planet.

But, you see, there is also this something else driving me deep inside to do MORE, to be of service in a greater way to the world. (Selling art supplies is great and all, but I really wana run this business from all parts of the world, from my "virtual office" in my "off time" when I'm not hugging kids in orphanages in South Africa, villages in Cambodia or on the streets of Belfast.)

So, I don't know if I should be chosen or not, but I DO know that I would LOVE to be chosen- to benefit from your wisdom and butt-kicking coaching, to be inspired even more by what others are doing and what I can be doing/being/creating more of....

Whether or not I deserve to be one of the "other 10" is up to you. I leave it in your hands....

Blessings and a BIG HUG,
Erin Ross

Hi Mark,
I deserve this because I beleive I do. In the movie, "The Secret", It tells me that if I want it all I have to do is ask, so, I am asking. It is my time...all my life, I have done for others, PTA Preisdent for 6 terms, Founder of the first Christian PTA, Singer for a church band for 18 years, Sounder if the Women's Retreat and coordinator for it for the last 10 years, Prsident of the Women's Ministries at my church. Wife of 35+ years to a very hard woeking womderful man, Mom of 4 and mother in love to 3, Grandmother (Nanny) of 3 of the most gorgeous grandbabies ever, local actress for community theater last 6 years. Mpt only do I deserve it but the reason for wanting it is the same as all of the above, especially my husband. I know if he is going to be able to retire it is going to be up to me to free him. With 4 kids we have struggled most of our lives and there is no retirement to speak of. I need this for him. Teenaged sweetheart and love of my life I watch working 12 hour days the last 2 months and it breaks my heart. Hmm maybe I should have gone for funny...Oh well too late. Blessings to you this day Mark for all you have already taught me thru Simpology.

Sherri Kreissig

Hi Mark!

I need your BUSINESS MENTORSHIP, MARKETING EXPERTISE AND INTERNET KNOWHOW to CHANGE THE WORLD!

My name is MAIA ZOHARA and I was born to CHANGE THE FACE OF EDUCATION as we know it in my lifetime. I have been involved in the realization of this destiny since the day I was dropped off at preschool 39 years ago. That was the day I knew...

THE GREATNESS OF EACH OF OUR SOULS CANNOT BE CONTAINED IN THE SMALL BOX OF DOING THINGS ONE CERTAIN INSTITUTIONALIZED WAY.

NOW is the time to IMPLEMENT the QUANTUM ideas and CONCEPTS we know to be true in an EDUCATIONAL MODEL for OUR CHILDREN.

THEIR SOULS AND THE FUTURE OF OUR PLANET DEPENDS ON IT! I WILL do so by LICENSING PRODUCTS AND PROGRAMS that PARENTS AND TEACHERS can UNLEASH at HOME and in SCHOOL.

The CONSCIOUSNESS to EDUCATIONALLY INTEGRATE QUANTUM IDEAS is here, NOW!

I have over 20 years of educational expertise spanning the charter, private and public sectors�.a lifetime if you want to count my destiny calling. On a professional note, I founded, owned and operated a parent resource center and preschool for 10 years as well as founding a k-8th grade Charter School.

�We cannot think ourselves into a new way of living; we have to live ourselves into a new way of thinking.� Claude AnShin Thomas

PICK ME and LEAVE A HUGE LEGACY!

Maia Zohara

Dear Mark,

Mark, I feel I am someone you could effect a massive change in my life. Mark, I don't want to sound like I am giving you a self pity party but I will stick to just the facts.
I am a single mother of 2 children. I have never recieved on single penny of child support in the years of raising my two children. My daughter is 24 now and my son is 18 just graduated from high school.
I never used the public social services assistance becuase I worked several jobs to provide the mere basics for my children and my self.
I have in the past 4 years been trying to prepare for the empty nest syndrome. I have been divoreced for over 14yrs and never wanted to put my kids through that kind of night mare again.
I have been at my job presently for 18 1/2yrs which provided me with the security of a steady paycheck i could rely on and health insurance.
I have been moving in to the natural health field. I have become a Master Hypnotist, Reiki energy worker, Aqua Chi specialist and Candida Yeast Specialist.
I have been searching for ways to move out of my current full time job and move into Natural Health job full time. I can only work this part time after my full time job.
I also speak Spanish, which has been an 8 year goal to learn so that I can effect change to the Hispanic community as well.
I have goals i want to achieve but i just don't know how to fully achieve them.
Your program will give me the means, the hope and a new productive career i have been dreaming so long of. I have always felt deep inside I am a very good business woman but just needed someone to really mentor me. To take the time to show me how I can break my cycle of living from pay check to pay check after all these years.
Mark, please help me to achieve my personal dream of living the most productive life. I want to help those who come to my office to feel healthier, joyous and spiritually content.
But to achieve this goal, I must learn how to help myself and I believe your progam will.
Thank You and many blessings.

I think you should select Hanne Karlsen, and no, I am not Hanne using a pseudonym.

As a professional coach and technology provider, I know how hard it is to take the leap and build a business, and Hanne is being totally honest about where she is in her life. She isn't complaining or drowning in her sorrows. She is taking responsibility and laughing about it at the same time.

Could I use your 7 days of pure cash-injection adrenaline? Sure! I would love to help more people and small business owners with what I have to offer.

But if you had to choose between me and Hanne or someone like her, choose them. They probably deserve it.

I love my life, and I love doing what I do, and I am confident that whatever comes my way will be derived from the passion I put into each moment.

If you do select me for whatever reason, it will be because it was meant to happen, and I am ready to grow. Do I want to grow? Always. But if I don't make your top ten, it is because someone else needs to grow more than I do right now.

Hi Mark

My husband and I are newbies at this - he recently lost his regular job and now is working 6 days a week and that just makes ends meet. We have 6 wonderful children that I home-educate and our desire is to have a home based business that will bring daddy home and also be used to teach the children entrepeneurial skills that will benefit them their whole life long.

I am part of your Simple-ology 101 course and have found it to be very helpful and I truly believe that this intensive course could be the thing that spurs us on to our dreams.

Looking forward to hearing from you-
Lori

Well deal is kids swollowed all the change in the house and don't have the time to wait for it do to your deadline for purchasing. Wife has frozen all credit/devit cards, literally and plaicing it in the microwave would be shocking not just for the microwave. Our matris is so old finding the cash through all the cob webs is truly like the needle in a hey stack. So as you see don't give this to me and I won't be buying it do to lack of money at this time. I have a dozen or so online businesses but I still am missing a key ingredient so on average each earns me about 20 bucks a month. So I have the business or 2 eeven a "Simple", wink business to apply your teachings from this 7 days to.

OH!,/B> also you were the first I was introduced to way back in 97 when I got online with some little ebook so you and I are pals and pals help each other by giving them gifts once in a while to help them turn things arround ... Grin.

I can afford a hug though so HUGS!!!! and Thank YOU so very much for this awesome gift.

Expect Miracles...
Shane Belceto

Just let me send you a profit and loss statement for the last year and a half and I will make it on this list.

Hi Mark,

The other day, when I had the chance to send a video to be one of the monkeys, I got held back by some unhealthy belief that were throwing me tons of BS.

So now I decided to just give this a try.

I am a artist, musician. I happen to have a talent for the art of drumming and showmanship. You can take a peak at my unfinished website to give you an idea :
http://mathieugroulx.com

Since I did not find a way (yet) to build an efficient and Regenerating System with music, I turned myself to my other passion, Health.

I recently gratuated from Train the Trainer I with peak potentials training. It got me to realise that I am an entertainer as well as a teatcher. And the best way I found to fulfil that part of me is to become a public speaker/trainer.

As a creative personality, I have TONS OF IDEAS to build some amazing workshops and courses...my only problem, is that I stand alone in this. I currently don't have the capital to hire people or to advertise as I would want to and I find myself overwhelmed by all the work that there is to accomplish.

My Ultimate Goal with this business is to spread the awareness about the lobbying, corruption, lies, etc that fuses in the Health industrie. The Health Care System we have right now is very efficient...just like the Oil Industrie's system. At the same time, I offer time proven, simple yet efficient principles to help people take control of their health.

I need your Wisdom and coaching.

Mathieu Groulx

Good afternoon "Maestros":

I have entered this contest with the purpose of winning and be educated on the Simpleology methodology mastered by Mr. Joyner so gracefully and effectively, although no one sees the background work he has gone through to gain this accurate and perfect personal success method.

I believe all men have the same possibility to succeed with their life, once they understand the basic pilars and thrusting motivations deeply entrenched within their DNA. SIMPLEOLOGY does just that.It ignites the spark needed to start the flame of achievement, motivation and sustaining will power to gain the goals and success tasks we all long for.

I will put these basic knowledge and principles to the use of the under achievers of the world, the ones living below their full potential and aspirations ( not everyone has them). I believe this method is an inspiration to humanity, IF TAKEN THROUGH THE CORRECT CHANNELS IN EVERY COUNTRY. I believe these principles should be taught in elementary schools all over the world. We will see a real life changing experience in kids and teens, the future of mankind. Mr. Joyner, accept my personal compliments. I have taken many "courses" and seminars to enhance personal achievement and have not experienced the inmediate results that I have with SIMPLEOLOGY 101. It goes straight to the target that needs to be transformed and changed. That is what is needed in our world today...REAL CHANGES IN THOUGHT, AND THE ROOT CAUSES OF POOR PERFORMANCE AND LACK OF MOTIVATION.

Thank you and let me know when we can discuss a world wide life changing and transforming program for kids and teens, our future.

Best regards,

Have you ever stuck your foot in your mouth? I mean really bad? Well after this one, I knew I was dead but oddly enough, I lived.

After a typical snafu that actually could happen to anybody, my wife admited the silly mistake and actually made a blonde joke about herself.
I should have smiled.

But, without thinking, I just had to reply. "How could God make a person so beautiful yet so dumb?" (I know, I know, in this case I was the dumb one!) Oops, I thought, bad thing to say.

Without a flinch, she replied, "Well. He made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me. He made me dumb so I would be attracted to you."

At this point, thank goodness, I had enough sense to just smile.

So what's this got to do with a business turnaround? I've been dumb for too long! Forty eleven ideas and scattered actions that would make a sawed-off shotgun blast look like a guided missile. Thank goodness for Simpleology. I'm finally learning about having a target and what to do with it.

But I need help! I have the knowledge (or at least the foundation). I have the tools (or know where to get them). I need to be Joynered!

*An impending financial disaster can be turned around. And lots of folks can be helped in the process!

*My online business can actually be a business that serves the interest of my "readers".

I've paid my dues: learned how to build lists, installed software, contracted to have software developed, built sites, made money, lost money, helped people, probably hurt some too (or at least disappointed them, crried, cheered and now...

finally, now,

I have the chance to work with Mark.

=Not the most humorous.
=Don't have the greatest earth-shattering business idea.
=Don't really deserve it.

But-

I need it.
Because I want to share it.
I will spread the word.
And we will all be better for it.

By Joynerizing me, you will help many.
And we will all have a good laugh to boot!

Thanks for the consideration.

Russell

Mark

I should be selected... I AM your best testimonial.

My Business will change the WORLD!

www.winninginthemargins.com
Passkey: Teach

Bill Shoemaker
(520) 829-5765

Yesterday my spiritual teacher asked me to draw 4 Tarot cards. They were: The Queen of Wands, The Universe, The Knight of Swords, The Magus. I'm in my 3rd year of a cycle, and the card is The Empress. I don't know anything about Tarot cards but this apparently is an awesome pick. I was told that the next 9 years are going to be awesome. Everything is coming together for me that I've worked for so long: using my wisdom to inform my life and to serve others, with a balance of mind and heart.

My life purpose is to serve in the world as a teacher-coach-speaker-writer based in Spirit, yet integrating the spiritual and the material; consciousness and material prosperity. I am just beginning to realize this vision without any clear idea of what forms it will take. I want to continue to live each day with joy, peace and inspiration: and that involves doing a mixture of activities from meditation, reading, writing, studying, networking, talking with good friends, etc.

How to bring my gifts to the world? It becomes obvious I need a no-nonsense practical experienced genious marketer. Mark, what I know of your record is very impressive. So I don't know whether you are the one to help me at this time in my journey. But I didn't think we would know unless I posted this blog.

Mark, thank you for reaching out to the thousands of us who are investing in realizing our dreams, and giving us hope. I am impressed by your generosity and integrity. May you continue to be blessed as you richly deserve.

Anne

Well, I think I am of the 10 who deserve this, especially if you want to see how much a difference the coaching makes with a person with the desire, fortitude and overall business acumen to give 110% to this new process. I'm committed to do what it takes to be successful and after my effort combined with your coaching make this a huge success, I'm happy to share my experience and help others. Thanks.

Don

I am going to all EVERY one of the latest
and greatest methods to ensure that I'll
win this.......

The LAW of Attraction;
I am visualizing myself winning this this.
I can not fail.
I have won it.
It is coming to me, it can't help itself
as I bend the Universe to do my bidding.
Ahhh, there it is! See - The Secret (shh!)
WORKS.........

Hypnotic Sales;
You are in my power. You can not help
yourself.
Visualize yourself on a peaceful
mountaintop, listening the the serene
sounds of a babbling brook, saying nothing
in particular.

When I count to three, you will awaken,
feeling completely refreshed as if you've
slept for hours.
You will feel compelled to make me a
winner (the power of Stuart compels you,
the power of Stuart compels you!).

Subliminal Sales;
When talking about subliminal sales (you
will give me the prize) one must keep in
mind that (give Stuart the prize) much of
the data was intentionally (there is no
better choice than Stuart) misleading to
attempt, successfully, I might add
(everyone MUST vote for Stuart Halpryn as
the winner) to lend credibility, and
financial gain to an unproven pseudo-
science. (Stuart is the ONLY clear choice
to win!)

Ta-Da!

Regards,
Stuart Halpryn
http://NetActivated.com
http://TheJVZone.com

Mark,

I would love to be a part of your team as I believe that you have found a way to influence the world in a way that feels good to you. I have been very successful in sales my whole life but have been working for money. I ran into your program a year ago when I knew I needed to start making some changes in my life. After I had a child and my partner announced that he was in debt due to his business I felt it necessary to go back into corporate America to provide for our child. After five years my relationship was falling apart and I felt I had lost my soul. We have since made great improvements in our relationship and I left my �job� in November and went out on my own. But I am still haunted by the fact that I am not following my bliss. I want to contribute to my community. At the very least I want to build a working environment that is healthy and a demonstration to those around me that things can be different and that we can love what we do. I have never worked in an environment that wasn�t run by fear. I am currently working independently through someone else�s company. I have some people willing to invest in me, I have read many books, and I have worked on a few business plans. But something doesn�t seem right and I have not been compelled to jump yet. I want to jump and perhaps need to before I get my answers. But perhaps you are my answer, so I am asking. Can you please help me?

Good afternoon!

Well, I have to admit, even this process you have demonstrated has given me a little more insight into what else I could apply to my own marketing processes online.

Nicely done!

Your comment (as I am impressed & amused as to the results in responses you have gained) in what "catagories" you will choose to work with you is impressive. One to appeal to the inner sense of those most competative &/or those whom enjoy the challenge to express themselves.

Again, a little something more I have learned by your demonstration here. Much appreciated!

Now the question really is, as you appear to demonstrate otherwise that you too feel/believe all are equally worthy to receive, achieve and "win" in their life goals & dreams (which can include working with the valuable tools you are motivated to share) - "how well or easy will you be able to select diligently with so many opportunities before you?" ;0)

With the passion to share & assist others in their personal growth -that in itself could be challenging!

My observations are intact thus far, as I am also in the business of motivating, inspiring & directing others to achieve their highest good & potential as well. It is a joy, a passion & a calling!

So it clearly appears the same with yourself; thus giving me a sense of personal association before actually meeting.

So that leads us to why I would like to learn more than the tidbits I'm observing or what I began with in your Simple-ology program. That sentence in itself may be obvious, as in realizing these are samplings of what could be a very useful product & set of tools in the whole formula, to make a difference in my own direction and clarity of successful steps for a successful business.

As my URL demonstrates above, feel free to roam the site and get a flavor of where I am & what I offer. My desire is clearly to grow beyond my own present imaginings & reach the masses. Naturally that is even more than what is on the site that I have & am seeking the "right" mentor for.

"When the teacher is ready, the students come."

Ensure readiness. I am willing to do the same.

You currently have my other email through Simpleology.
At www.alternativesupport.net, you will find the business email at: Dr.Jo@alternativesupport.net.

Blessings to all in your life journey!
Dr. Jodi

I think I should be one of the winners because, in 1997, while celebrating a record deal I had just received, I fell off of a cliff, broke my neck, and drowned, which gave me a T. B. I. (Traumatic Brain Injury). They told me in the hospital that I had went 26 minutes without oxygen! It took me 10 years but, I am happy to say that I have recovered after a lot of work! I broke my neck in the same place as Christopher Reeves but, I am happy to say that I am no longer hemiplegic (paralyzed on my right side) and have recovered all of my faculties!

I know exactly what a baby experiences when they are born, which I feel I was literally, reborn! People were talking to me but, I couldn't understand a thing they were saying! When I finally understood language, when I tried to reply, I couldn't talk, and because I had been right handed and was paralyzed on the right side of my body, I couldn't write down what I wanted to say. I've had to relearn how to talk, walk, and even drinking from a glass, among everything else that we all learn to do from our childhood.

I have worked really hard to get myself back, but now, I have tried to get a Just Over Broke (JOB) but, no one will hire me. I have tried to start a business (a rehearsal studio) but, because it's so expensive to live here in Paradise, it doesn't seem to be affordable to musicians to use, and me to make a decent living, so that I can live above the poverty level. Why would I trade living on Social Security, even though it's only surviving, where I can focus on regaining my music ability and create music, to uplift people, for working my tail off, so that I could be stressed out, and still be considered on a poverty level? Doesn't make sense to me. I want to become a productive member of society but, I am not getting the opportunity to do so!

If I get this opportunity, I can, not only help myself, but help a brain injury clubhouse that needs to find a new home, as they are on limited time where they currently are. One of the things that keeps me from winding up in the abyss of depression, is that I was able to plant a seed or two that has made Jodi House (the clubhouse) a useful place for it's members to go to. When I started going there in 1998, it was only a support group. They didn't even have a computer for administrative tasks. I joined the board of directors in 1998 and convinced them to invest in a computer for the staff's use and showed them the benefits of getting an executive director which, got funds to start a computer lab, which I think helps survivors recover faster. I became the president in 2000, for 2 years, and changed enough things there, so that it is now a valuable addition to society and the members!

I feel that if I get this opportunity, not only can I help myself but, I can help a large part of society, which is growing because of the war, where many soldiers are returning with brain injuries! The problem with our current medical opporendi is that, one goes to the hospital and gets put back together, and then to rehab, where they start to learn how to function, somewhat, again. After that, there is nothing for them to help with the challenges of becoming a productive member of society. I think this is a travesty and if I get the opportunity, would work to change that.

Thank you for the opportunity to tell this and for taking the time to read this. It is my sincere hope that I can offer a lot of people the resources to become as close to "normal" as possible.

Everrett

Mark,

After having "Googled" the first 10 monkeys, I do doubt that all of them "need" your intellectual input. I am sure you may like them and have a blast coaching them but "need"?? Tellman? Reed Floren? But it's your gig and you are the man.

I will not bore you with the drama of my personal life, it is definitely there, but after endless posts about everybodies' problems, how much can you take in?

I am going through 101 for the second time because I need the drill.

I do actually wonder if you would be able to coach me into becoming successful... I have been in the IM galaxy for 3-4 years
and keep visiting other planets and galaxies, which does not help with the quest for FREEDOM (from many things). Relief from the debt I have accumulated for the first time in my life, in the effort of seeking the freedoms I desire.
I have actually thought of quitting this quest recently, for the first time, but then I would still be imprisioned. I can't allow that. So onward I go.

The plan to help humanity is not something I can state in a public forum. I can email or PM it.
I surmise that you know much more about the topic than I.

That is it for now, but you may never know what success lurks within me.

In Truth,
Allison

NOTE FROM MJ: Hey Allison, we deliberately added some experts in the mix to give extra help to the other "monkeys" and also to show that the process will help anyone at any level. We also have some rank novices in there, too.

Cecilia,
Never give up. You need to be a warrior to succeed! How are you going to help other people achieve their goals if you give up on your own.

Mark,
That's why I'm blogging because I refuse to give up. I'm a newbie but I've got the HEART to FINISH!!! I want to learn from you and am ready to do what ever it takes.

More Life To All And Less To None!
L. J. Gooding

You'll choose me because you need a curve in JoyNer World.

My business is going to change the world. People are going to see themselves as the most important part of any relationship when I get through with them and they are going to tell everyone the experience was like going on a dream vacation. We are not talking bahamvention here...what you want me to give my idea away? Mark me down as one who will flourish as the first Joyanauts freefall through Mark's space.
cheers!

A man walks into a bar with a duck under his arm...

OUCH!

Choose the easiest person in the world to train.
I will teach you what I learned from the U.S. Air Force, Boeing Aerospace and Cirque du Soleil while you teach me.

Michael
Zen Lunatic Extraordinairre

Deserve? Interesting concept. How does one determine what one deserves? How does one select who is worthy?
I could give you a sob story, but I am a very private person and so is my wife.
As for humor I am pretty much all laughed out.
World changing business ideas? Post them online and someone with money will jump in steal your idea and run. Lets just say I want to improve the way an entire country communicates and save people money at the same time.
Back to deserve... Flat out: I have helped a lot of people in my life and now I need help...
I am trying to learn how to make money on the internet as I can't do anything else right now. Without being able to make money on the internet... I am sure you get the idea.
I am reading as much as I can and trying it, but it is not working well enough or fast enough.
If nothing else please visit my site and give me some suggestions and maybe consider buying the guide...
James
http://www.pc-maintenance-guide.com/

Well Great day to you Mark. I'm on a Mission Mark, I was put into the Hospital in critical condition, stayed there for 4 mths in critical care then off to a Rehab hospital for 6 more months 2yrs ago.
Now I'm on a mission to give back to the head industry all that I can. I have started to Create a business giving back to my people "Head injured people" all I possible can, I started speaking to them giving them Determination and Perseverance letting them know they Can ,Will and Must make a differance. If they decide they want to make a differance they ultimately can be more. It's there choice.
Since I was told I would never Walk again, Talk again, Move my left side or eat solid food again. Well now I can do all of them and I'll be running by this Fall.
So I'm driven to be there for all who need this drive after something so kaotic as this.

Hello,

I'd love to be picked for this opportunity because I've been following the successful internet marketing models and I have a wonderful product line developed, an award winning book recently published but someting is just not clicking on the internet for me... I'm not sure what it is and I could use "tweaking" help with this.
I'm tirelessly working ( easy since I love what I do), dedicted and committed to offering outstanding services to others. After seeing/meeting you Mark I feel you are an amazing teacher. I feel this opportunity could be what I need to get that push over the edge to make everything click.

I'd love to be considered.

Thank you!

Warmest Regards,
Maureen

Gimme dat free course of yours. If I take it and NOT succeed with flying colors, I will run out stark naked during halftime in the next Broncos-Raiders football game and do 14 cartwheels (if you can picture a fat old man doing that).

Well, I would not do that, really. But if I HATE anything, it is breaking promises, so I MUST succeed now to avoid breaking that one. Besides, my just saw this and fainted.

Hi Mark,

I am not COACHABLE, so if you're looking for a real CHALLENGE, then pick ME.

All kidding aside, THANK YOU for your Simpleology courses. I got through the first 20 days of Simpleology 101. I recently purchased Simpleology 102 and 103. I am looking forward to your next course.

Thanks again,
Anh-Tuan Nguyen
Simpleology 101 Graduate

Hi Mark,

I have a dream. It's my dream. At first it seemed silly and insignificant. Yet it has stayed tucked inside my heart and it's been showing up in my thoughts and emotions throughout each day. It won't leave me alone. It even directed me to designate a notebook solely for the purpose of recording its messages to me. Sometimes it shows up as a bubbling in the center of my chest, sometimes as a hum in my brain, and at other times it has me write down brainstorming ideas in the notebook.

I see it as a seed germinating in dark rich soil. It is getting ready to sprout, yet it has become conscious of the long mysterious journey ahead. What started out feeling like just another crazy idea now feels like it has life and it wants to blossom in full sunshine.

This dream involves manufacturing a few products and marketing them on the internet. These products have the potential to leave an imprint of right action for a loving trusting mindset at a global level according to what I�ve mapped out thus far in my notebook.

I�m not sure how your emails started coming to me. Yet I�m taking this generous opportunity that you have presented to me to let you know that I know there is a way for me to succeed in this venture. It can be hard or it can be effortless for me. The hard way will be for me to do it all by myself. The effortless way is to find mentors willing to truly know me for who I am and who believe as much as I do in my dream. I�d cherish your guidance.

The major obstacle that I�m working through now is that the products are only manufactured in my mind at this time. Rather than informational products, they are real physical products. Yet my notebook already contains great hints on the steps necessary to get them made. So how do I start marketing them on the internet before this global experiment is ready to ship out? Can I start with some preliminary written info blasted out across the globe to get people juiced to participate in this project and buy the products when they are ready to be shipped? Just in asking that question, the seedling is begging me to find some real and accessible mentor to brainstorm this part with me. Since I have no experience with internet marketing, what I need is a solid strong Yoda to show me & be there with me as I practice how to fly the ship, now that I�ve already raised it up out of the water on my own.

The reason I didn�t apply for the first round was because I likely need to move slower than that initial group since the actual product will take some time to be manufactured. And I�m cleaning up some unfinished projects this month so that I can focus most of my time on this big dream. Yet my intuition tells me that there is much I can also be doing on the internet during this upcoming manufacturing phase which can set the stage for a dynamic launch when those rockets are ready.

Whether or not I get the opportunity to work with you through this contest, I send much encouraging energy to the winners and hold their success as certain. Each of us is creating a new world for ourselves each day together.

Thanks, Mark, for your generous spirit -

It'll have taken me 8 years to become an overnight success.

- Sean

PS: Love your work man. Would enjoy checking out your latest production.

Gimme dat free Turnaround course of yours! If I take it and DON'T succeed, I will run out stark naked during half-time in the next Broncos/Raiders game and do 14 cartwheels (if you can picture a fat old man doing that).

Well, I would never do that. But I HATE nothing worse than breaking promises, so I now MUST succeed to avoid that. Besides, my wife just saw this and fainted dead away.

Going to have to put off my plan of success for a few moments . . . got some reviving to do here . . .

Mark,
I discovered you and your work through Joe Vitale and how blessed I feel for the discovery. I NEED YOUR HELP!!! I am in the process of lauching my business of teaching women 50 and older how their life is just beginning rather than giving up and and becomiing old before their time. Being in my fifties, I am seeing friends and family members settle for WAY less than what they want and certainly deserve. It seems to me that the 5th decade is one where a woman decides to kick off the covers and hit the road running or just roll over and live a life without fulfillment or happiness, not to mention maintaining good health and a strong well conditioned body. It seems a large percent of the women in "our generation" is buying into some very limited beliefs and dealing with the "don't rock the boat" syndrome. My retreats include nutritional coaching and are part luxury and part wilderness, calling on mother nature and the erecting of tipi's to teach the importance of staying in touch with this emerald planet of ours, while knowing one can change one's beliefs. I am an information specialist in the fields of vitamins, herbs and natural foods and will incorperate all into the retreats. The are designed to show older women that age is truly a choice and creating new beliefs can ignite fires that were doused by our own doubts and programing throughout the first 4 decades of our lives.
I awaken each morning stepping over Mr. Incredible, Shrek and Donkey, while Mickey Mouse teaches my 2 year old grandson how to count and spell. His mom, my daughter, hustles through a sea of Hot Wheels to get ready for work. I work on my business plan and networking list at the computer with one hand as the other one is being tugged on by a little blonde boy who thinks Grana is just another toy, and all that takes place on my day off.
Running up and down a mountain to manage a bed and breakfast is what helps pay the bills right now and just barely. My sleep is filled with wonderful dreams of the teaching retreats and figures with LOTS of 0's dance in my head and yet every waking moment is filled with busy activity that brings in money, but the LOTS of 0's are missing. I believe thoughts become things and I am thinking up your help as I type. While my story is not so humorous, my enthusiasm to be of help to the fantastic women in this world is so high I sometimes think I am indeed flying.
Helping my daughter through a nasty divorce and custody battle, from an alcoholic husband and dad, has inspired me to offer the retreats to young women as well. Many are striving to get back on their feet and raise fallen self esteem levels coming from abusive relationships, be it physical, emotional, or all three combined and some go through a lifetime not even realizing there are choices other than sex, drugs and alcohol. Self esteem is such an important, yet over-looked issue in this world. Verbal and physical abuse from spouses, siblings, aunts, uncles, dads, moms, teachers, bosses, etc. so often goes unseen and causes deeply seated emotional damage resulting in so many women of all ages, to just give up and ride a wave that is slowly but surely destroying their self image to the point of depression, povery, addiction and death.
I left an emotionally abusive and alcoholic marriage after 25 years and vowed to make a difference with all that I have discovered and healed in the 11 years since leaving.
I am creating my business bit by bit on a very slim shoestring budget and most definitely NEED ALL THE HELP I CAN GET. Jack Canfield taught me through his book "The Success Princples" to ask for help, so that is exactly what I am doing.
I was unable to connect with the page to win a spot in the initial contest, but I believe this opportunity places me at a better advantage to share my dream with you and gain your help.
When we meet, please ask about The WishUponAFaerie Foundation that is in development now, yet another one of my beautiful dreams. It's creation will help thousands of young women discover the power and fulfillment of using their passion and HIGH self esteem,to lead them to owning their own SUCCESSFUL business.
My inspiration is the marketing and selling of a set of glow in the dark faeries that has helped fund my daughter's divorce, custody battle and recovery from emotional abuse. These small charms remind us all "what we believe, we achieve.
She and I both have a message to share and a desire to teach others what we have learned while letting go of habits that hurt and establishing those that heal and bring true happiness. My daughter and I want to spread our message to a world of young women, so children, such as my grandson, will know from birth that they have choices that lead to abundance, happiness and health, rather than abuse, addiction and living while emotionally dead. It would be my esteemed honor to have you work with me.

Dona Bryant
WishUponAFaerie.com
TheGreenSisterhoodRetreat.com
Alamogordo, NM

Well Great day to you Mark. I'm on a Mission Mark, I was put into the Hospital in critical condition, stayed there for 4 mths in critical care then off to a Rehab hospital for 6 more months 2yrs ago.
Now I'm on a mission to give back to the head industry all that I can. I have started to Create a business giving back to my people "Head injured people" all I possible can, I started speaking to them giving them Determination and Perseverance letting them know they Can ,Will and Must make a differance. If they decide they want to make a differance they ultimately can be more. It's there choice.
Since I was told I would never Walk again, Talk again, Move my left side or eat solid food again. Well now I can do all of them and I'll be running by this Fall.
So I'm driven to be there for all who need this drive after something so chaotic as this.

Dear Mark,

Thank you for the opportunity. Thank you for making me to think of me.
Why me?
� My one goal ( in no practicular order) is to become The Freedom Agent. Will get there eventually but with your help it will be faster.
� My second goal is to built a community of open minded people who does not want to join any community. Yes, it makes sense.
� My third goal is to re- built a hospital back in my Slovakian village for children dedicated to my late farther who past away because of asthma.
� My fight goal is to bring as much as knowledge to my other home: Slovakia.
� My fourth goal is to prove you that even as metaphysician we can still have a great discussion about just anything.
� Because I believe in holistic approach to everything, even knowledge.
� Because I survived move to USA, did not have a nervous breakdown and still try not to judge.
� Because I believe that even if you win the rat race, you are still a rat.

With Love
Lucia
www.timelesslight.net

Mark this!

My name is Teri and I come from the land Down Under.
I am currently living in the Netherlands.
How low can you go?

The time has come to rise and shine, and for that I need the Joyner touch.

My mother has always taught me to say thank you, so I would like to express my gratitude in advance for your selecting me. Just in case I get too emotional once you have helped me become that successful web entrepreneur and actress that I aspire to be.

So. There you have it.

Teri

Humor:

An indian jigalow decides that it is time for him to settle down and get married to an indian virgin bride. His main concern is that the woman he decides to marry should be a virgin, so when the indian girls come to meet the jigalow he takes them into the room, removes his jockey underwear and asks "what is this?", the very first girl says "thats a dinky", excited with joy he says "YES!!, you are the one", this indicated to the jigalow that the girl has an innocence to her and she would be the bride. After a grand wedding and reception the couple check in to a luxurious hotel and begin romancing with one another. Now the jigalow, on an ego trip, pulls down his jockey underwear and says, "this is not a dinky baby this is a schlong." After barely controlling her laughter, the bride says, "No, my ex-boyfriend had a schlong you have a dinky!"

*That being said, we all need a dose of laughter in our lives and for a moment forget about all our worries. Thank you.

Hi Mike,
I live in a small town in New Zealand and I have just joined as a Simplology member. I've only just started to learn what it's all about. So far it looks interesting but after seeing so many of these types of sights I'm sure you can understand "I'm a little skeptical". I'm not expecting to win anything but will follow the course and look forward to hearing the outcomes.
Regards from a new member,
Steve Piper,
New Zealand

Mark,

I would love to win to get my business and finances back on track. I have taken a niche out of the market research business, and made a simple business that I can do from home with low overhead. I and my employees only do one thing, we do not compete with those who offer full services. We are good at the one thing we do, and are rewarded when we have projects.

The problem is not enough projects to support my family and the independent contractors who work with me. Business is sporadic.

I got off track 2 years ago, when my 90 year old mother came to live with me, and time became scrambled. I have researched solutions to this caretaking, and have taken steps to get help so I can focus on the business projects. I have caretaking help now for half a day to free up some of the time I need to work. Within 4 months of my mother coming to live with me, I had to have major lung surgery, which went well, and I am healthy, but I could not work for 4 months when recuperating, which was an additional setback

I now have my health and my time adjusted, but I need more work. I have come to primarily depend on only 2 clients, which is not good during the slow seasons. I need to build volume.

I was an army brat, so I appreciate the military strategy, it's the logistical help I need.

Thank you for considering my small business.
Regrds,
Gay

Mark, Mark, Mark!

Dude, here's the thing. I'm your man. Thing is that yeah, like everyone else I've had challenges in life here and there, but whatever. I've been watching the Secret and listening to my Science of Getting Rich audio book from Rebecca Fine and have committed it to memory as Wattles advised and things are starting to roll man!

Ok, so I had a liver transplant in 1998 when I was 24 y/o due to taking a pill for my thyroid. Now, I am building an online social network (myspace style) for the transplant community and is coming out nice. I can link you to what we got so far privately as it will be a surprise for the transplant community. I want to be like """BAM - didn't expect that, did you transplant community!!!"" I have a really cool 16 y/o computer wiz kid on the case and he is doing a great job!

As to working with you: Man, I would be beside myself if you would pick me to work with you on one of my WORLD Changing - Life Increasing - Smile Making internet business ideas.

OK picture this: I sign up for Amway and you sign up in my downline. Then, you sign up everyone on your list and I'm, I mean WE are RICH baby!!! :)

OK just kidding. But hey if that appealed to you in any way, do let me know..

OK OK, seriously now; So I'm getting all hot and bothered about this whole web 2.0 movement and actually got a job as Internet Marketing strategist with a company that builds enterprise level social networks (fanrocket.com). Hey I work for the dude that was on that show the apprentice on season 3, Danny Kastner, the hippy guitar playing guy.

Anyway, so I don't know that they'll ever replace the Internet as we know it, but social networks will become the way people with similar interest connect online in the very near future. These networks are popping up all over the place man!

My idea for a venture with you is that we create a social network for people who are ready to change or find out more about alternative sources of energy. There are inventions and technologies coming out (www.steorn.com) that if not oppressed as they have been in the past, WILL literally do away with things like poverty world wide. This is weird to write because to even contemplate the idea gives me butterflies. That I am blessed to even fathom such thing to be possible.

But hey, think big right, baby steps, all that. So, the network will serve the world greatly by giving individuals with the same vision a place to network, discuss, create and gather strength from. Revenue can be made from affiliate programs to the many products now available that utilize alternative energy sources (www.teslamotors.com, appliances, new jets coming out and more).

The world is shifting in this direction, but it will be a challenge to bring this type of change about. We can help. I would like to discuss the possibilities and have many other monetization ideas. As you know these communities are viral in nature so spreading the word and driving memberships can happen fast.

Besides that, I do have other ideas for similar projects. I am actually pitching Harrison Klein of TrueMillionaireStories.com on a wealth community in less than 3 minutes on the phone, so I'll stop here.

If I hadn't made the appointment with them, I would perhaps be telling you about that idea instead. I'll let you know how that conversation goes when you and I talk ;]

Alright, off to that call, so thank you for the opportunity and the consideration.

Hope we'll be speaking soon and thanks for doing this to help others.

Good times!!

Nelson
npworldwide@gmail.com

Dear Mr. Joyner,

(Jumping up and down...both arms extended flailingly above my head...hands waving frantically) Oooh! Pick me! Pick me!

My name is Rhonda Mony and I AM The World's Greatest Copywriter! I'm also the MOST QUALIFIED Simpleology Student to receive your very generous gift....a seat at MY Business Turnaround coaching event.

My qualifications are as follows:

-I have 20+ years of "crushing business failure"
under my belt.

-My "failures" no longer "bleed cash" as the flow
dried-up long ago.

-I'm willing to do whatever it takes to bid my
FINAL farewell to that old friend, "cash strapped
state."

-This SUCCESSFUL Copywriter is seriously willing
to relocate to another "state" -- (of mind) --
PERMANENTLY!

I'm a new student of "Michael Masterson's Six-Figure Copywriting Course." You'll be pleased to know that I've finally graduated from "Wishful-Thinking Tech" and have been accepted into "The University of Creation." (I INTEND to graduate with honors as Valedictorian/Master Creator.)

Thank-You for Simpleology 101.

Also, Thank-you in advance for choosing me to join you at MY Business Turnaround coaching event. I AM your most teachable..."rapidly changing"...student!

Gratefully,
Rhonda Mony
P.S. Pick Me!

Before I start on me, I want to say that Steven Pam is the only post that made me laugh out loud, and Koorosh has one of the best ideas (not to mention the best name that looks like a comic book sound effect)

Me - middle aged doctor with 5 kids and a struggling practice due to the ridiculous constraints of managed care, my over chaitable heart, promises from drug ads, overhead costs of a "bricks and mortar" business, and staffing issues. I want to get paid what I deserve as an excellent physician, but at the same time I want my care to be affordable to those who need it. I also want to be able to get home at a reasonable hour to see my kids before they are grown (doctors spend a lot more time on insurance paperwork than playing golf these days).
I feel that one of the reasons health care in the US is so expensive is due to the waste and ineffeciency in most physcians offices. We go to school for 8+ years, learn the human body inside out, but don't get a lick of business training. What would happen to health care costs if doctors actually knew how to run a business? What would happen if those doctors who knew how to run a business, were actually running the business (because it is usually handled by an office manager with no real ties to how the business performs)? The managed care companies require more from us on a daily basis and pay us less and less. Why don't a lot of offices accept Medicare anymore? They don't pay squat! Yet geriatrics need more care than any other population group.
I would like to have a program to present to other doctors where we could have multiple streams of income, both passive and active. Get as many offices as I can on this program, and see what happens to the costs of healthcare. Can one man make that much of a difference? I hope so, because the alternative is socialized health care, and I don't want my office run like the DMV.

Thanks for your consideration,

Dr. Keith

Can you picture the white-haired granny, peering through her goggles out of the spaceship window, looking overjoyed?

She�s looking that way for several reasons �
- Her acheless knees and back
- No wheelchair needed because she's
weightless - Wow!
- Her head is spinning with learning, doing and applying Mark Joyners� knowledge � which he�s spent eons of time learning the hard way�
- Who wouldn�t be overjoyed with all that?

She�s as ready to change and adapt as her grandson is to jump in a Kart and go racing like Lewis Hamilton (UK�s formula 1 new racing sensation)

Her fledgling site, which has yet to fly needs steering � will Mark take the challenge?

Granny knows her website is the only way she has left to buy herself a bungalow, also to help give her grandchildren a start, is by doing something extraordinary�
For that is what she is�
Extraordinary.
3 Children, 7 grandchildren, 2 angry husbands kicked out (they deserved it � the judge agreed )
Owner and founder of a successful upholstery business (started with �17) Sold it because��..
20 years a wheelchair rider, lived in houses, and lived and cruised on boats � but never been in a plane�
Good person to take on a space flight don�t you think? Hmmm...
Definitely a good candidate to make a business fly �

Mark �
please try Granny Marge�
point her in the right direction,
she has some great plans�

From Marge -

My site's about decorating, upholstery, fabric uses, curtaining.
I've researched and written leaflets which are free.
I'm combining affiliate income with a newsletter, which I aim to have as a subscription site later, and I'm getting advice from experts in the various fields,and hopefully photographing their work, aiming to put this into my own ebooks, paying royalties to the consulting experts.
There will be a link to recommend the site software that I've used, to earn commissions from too.
Many Thanks, hope you enjoyed all this -
Marge Little

Wow - sounds like a great opportunity. My business needs a complete overall. I am in promotional marketing sales and have seen my income dwindle by about 75% from its former six-figure high. I have almost 20 years in this industry and I need to get equally energized and organized to make a comeback. I want to be Joe Montana in the 4th quarter down by a couple of touchdowns who calmly and deliberately rallies to lead the team to victory. I have been there before and I know what that feels like, but need to make significant changes to get there again. I could really use some help, as I have a wife and two kids and we have burned through much of our home equity during the past 2-3 years. Thanks, Don

Mark, I appreciate your humor and straight forward style. The value in Simpleology is Tremendous - thank you for sharing it with us all. : )

I'd love the opportunity to create a Business Turnaround. Here's my deal...
I've been an entrepreneur since I was in University. I am 37 and have never worked full time for anyone - it's just not a box I fit into. I love the freedom and perks of being my own boss. However.... right now I'm stuck.

I have had great long-term success in the past, then I moved onto something new and am having a heck of a time getting this thing really going. The business itself is unflawed so it's me.
I'm inspired by the quote "All you ever have to do to change absolutely everything is think differently." I know I have to change my thinking so I can change my doing - but I need help with what thinkingto change?

Intellectually, the 5 Laws all make perfect sense - can't say I know them or I'd be consistently living them - and that's my challenge. I have good experience behind me, a great skill set and all the potential for unlimited success (as we all have). As an entrepreneur, it's been part of my job to help others create success, but now I need a coach - Bad.

They say "When one door closes another door opens .... but it's Hell in the hallway."

Mark - if this Business Turnaround could help me get out of the hallway .... I'll be a happy Monkey! : )

With thanks for all you do,
Arlene

A man walks into a bar with a duck under his arm.

OUCH!

First of all to Rachel Rachel. Mark is right. You should be on a major label. The stuff on Ruebensthread is very good too. Keep it up. Very good work. I'm buying and listening to the MP3's from payplay.fm in another window right now.

I should be selected because of my accomplishments in the last 3 months. All but one of them as a direct result of using simpleology.   Here are a few examples.

• All of my clients have noticed the improvement in productivity in THEIR businesses. When they ask me 'What has happened to you? What have you changed? " I take them simpleology.com. I will be implementing simpleology with at least two companies with 10+ employees each next month. It is part of my Visionary Marketing and IT planning toolkit now.
• I have created an MS OneNote implementation of the principles of the DTP. It is simple, elegant and effective. Best of all, it goes on my mobile phone and I have access to keep me focused on my goals during the day. Anywhere, Anytime...I have my clearly focused attention and energy on my targets. My clients will be using the OneNote templates, and I will be implementing it with Sharepoint in August. I still do my online DTP, but mainly to stay on track with S102.
• Inside the OneNote version, I created a the placeholders for Jorge Cruise's '8 Minutes in the Morning", including a food and exercise journal. I started last Sunday, and lost 5.3 lbs this week..so far.
•  I have been able to quit smoking for 14 days and will continue to count the days until I 'hit' it.
• I've settled a 15 year long 'misunderstanding' with all US Citizen's beloved "Uncle". Awful mess, but it's behind me now.

When selected, my plan is to emulate what you are doing. I will 'Give it away" to 7 people who must agree to do likewise. I realize I would have to pay for those

Although I am in IT, I am only there because I did not plan to be elsewhere. Simpleology pointed that out to me, and I appreciate it.  

Sorry, but i can't comment - I just don't deserve to win!

I am a broken down Italian April Fool Baby, who lost his job, was forced to retire, can't seem to make a living on the Internet, living from hand-to-mouth, never knowing where from my next meal comes...

But, hey, I do get out of bed every morning - albeit sometimes slowly at my age - and say Good Morning Today!

Thanks,
Bob

Hello Mark,
After reading your book The Irresistible Offer and using simpleology 101 and 102. I know you are smart and I know you can help me reach my goal. I'm going to make 10 million dollars by the time I'm 40. I'm Almost 38.

Please help.

Sincerely,
James Savage

I have been the first Chilean to get involved with all your previous products (TIO and Simpleology)and they've expanded by mind, life and business tremendously, in a short time. So, I expect much more from this new Endeavor.

The possibility to participate in this monkey experiment is a free gift granted that I will appreciate providing all my time required, persistance to overcome difficulties,
flexibility of a child to learn new ways to aprehend, sensitivity to comment the process, the understanding of an engineer to experimenting, and the joy of working with the very best marketer nowadays.

I have worked with you for a long time, being one of your many affiliates.
I am making money online - and I now enjoy helping others to succeed.
I am sure learning from you will make me even better.

Thanks
Henrik Wanner-Olsen

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Translation:
Hi Mark:

I would be honored to have a chance to work with you.

I have been running backwards for way too long and would love the opportunity to get headed in the correct direction.

Focused on turning my life around,
Bethany

Hi Mark,

Well these are definatly some extremely deserving contestants you have! That has got to be tough, just chosing a handful when I bet your heart wants to take them all.

Anyway, I thought I would take the time to have some fun with this whole thing and build you a website. www.markjoynerrocks.com

After putting a in a 17 hour day peparing my own revolutionary product launch, this was the perfect way to wind down instead of just going to bed at 3:00am!

Thanks so much,

Don

P.S. Best of luck to all!

Mark,

You should choose mee to be part of your challenge to prove that your system can turn around someone who hasn't a clue about what you're talking about and is completely skeptical that it can be done in only 7 days.

Hi Mark, I deserve to win because I am not afraid of trying anything taught by a master. I will make a great testimonial!

Heather

www.learning2draw.com

Hello,
I have read and re-read Simplogy 101 several times and enjoy the inspiration. My other half &
I are creating a web site dealing with health
products an would love to part of your team.
So I say "pick me" I have great legs !
Thanks again
Hbl

I have set myself a goal to earn $50,000 by the end of June, I believe this could be the way to do it and I would like to try, I can only ask. I know I can achieve this goal because I believe I can and I know that's all it takes.

By helping me you will be helping thousands as my ultimate goal is to teach others to make their life better, I just need to do it first.

Poverty to prosperity, if I can do it anyone can.

Hi Mark,

You said:
We'll pick one based on the most humorous comment.
We'll pick two more based on people who post with the most world-changing business ideas.
We'll pick the remaining seven based on how much they deserve it.
Well, you're in luck! My life's purpose is to change the world! I am a transformational life coach and spritual healer. I transform people's lives from worry, doubt and fear to joy, peace and love. Thereby changing the world, since all change must start within.

I also have a great sense of humor (you have to to change the world!)So here's a little humor.

A wife is cooking breakfast when the husband walks into the kitchen. He looks over her shoulder says,"CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful....CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmy replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving!"

I hope you enjoyed that bit of humor, it's even better when I tell it in person.

Now we come to the deservig part. Why am I more deserving then everyone else. I'm actually no more deserving and no less deserving. We are all here to live our purpose and to have a joyful life. I know that you will pick the perfect people for your program and I send you and everyone else nothing but love, light and blessings.

Mark�

What if we are the chosen ones?

What if we believe in what others cannot see�?

What if we really can create miracles...?

It's not just a dream...it's YOUR own inner possibilities seeking expression.

And so here it is. You, Mark Joyner, are in THAT moment. This one right here. THE defining moment where you get to make the decision that will allow these possibilities to come forth and manifest onto our plane of existence.

You have asked and the universe has delivered.

What will you do?

Of coarse, as the universe would have it- it doesn�t cost any money to choose to begin this incredible relationship!

In fact, YOU ALREADY KNOW that it will actually make you even more money. You also know that it will make the one you choose to help money as well as make money and help innumerable others. In the process we will bring order and peace to the chaos of those lives that desperately need it. We will be able to stem the degredation that is occuring in our society...by getting at the roots.

And you will be the one who made the decision that set forth the gears of the universe turning to begin the great societal changes that are called for.

Think about this- What if you really can do something wonderful for the world that isn't hard to do and won�t hurt at all? In fact this will be fun!

This simple choice to say "yes, that one. I choose to help him". Give and receive. It's the way of things.

And you also know�

It doesn�t take more than a second to do.

It�s guaranteed to work.

It can help you.

It can help me.

Then, we can go forth and help others.

It�s time to wake up the masses.

It's time to take this existence to another level, for the good of all.

You see, you can achieve the bliss of doing something so wonderful for the world that you'll be remembered and revered for �ons to come.

The bliss that you always want is in this wonderful relationship. And you shall have it�

But�

The pursuit of happiness is an inspired action. And as you well know, you must take inspired action to achieve anything worthwhile.

So I strongly urge you to take the action that is being inspired to you RIGHT NOW. This is possibly your only chance to partner up with me; to partner with someone who is worthy of your gifts.

Allow yourself the joy and exhilaration of knowing you have found another one who you can truly help. Someone who is truly ready to help others by first helping himself. A willing and eager apprentice that is ready to do all that you suggest without fear or doubt, and then to feed off of your guidance to produce even more innovative ideas and directions.

Remember, saying yes to me will bring you and so many others the yet to be experienced blessings and joyful times. Saying yes to us being in this symbiotic relation will bring so much to the world�

...and all you have to do is allow it to happen. Everything will fall into place if you will very easily, very simply say yes to this partnership.

Say yes to yourself by saying yes to me. Say yes to the change wish to see in the world by saying yes to me.

It will be an awesome experience that others will benefit from. Together, we will create an organization that brings the best of the secrets of success physiologies and the success technology of your Simpleology to school aged children. We will be THE force for positive change by starting with the children.

Imagine putting together events in school gymnasiums and auditoriums around the country where we bring the incredible gurus, millionaires and successful people in to speak to kids (and yes, they can show up in their Ferraris and Lambo's, Benzes and Bentleys...the kids will get a kick out of it). I could use your influence to make this happen more easily. :)

But the real cornerstone is setting up Simpleology for kid use. It's an awesome program that could easily be converted for this purpose. The youth of our world need this. Our educational system doesn't give them all the tools for success and for the most part trains them to be... well...monkeys.

I also have a lot of other ideas (and some inventions) and could use your help getting them launched/marketed/profitable, but the one above is my main target.

I want to work with you to accomplish this. Think of me as your Edward Barnes and it'll be great!

There�s no reason to wait. Contact me. Feel good. Give others a chance to feel good. Go ahead, it�s alright.

Because...we are the chosen ones.

We believe in what others can�t see.

We really can create miracles...and together we will.

We can. But it's up to you now.

Do you believe, Mark?

I do.

�When St. Francis was feeling that he didn't have any peace in this life, he didn't say to God, "I need some peace. Please just bring me peace." What he asks is "Make me an instrument of your peace. Let me be like you." That's what called God realization. And that's something that we can all do at any moment in our life.� � Wayne Dyer

Yours in Freedom,

Carl Davison, Esq.
"Instrument of Peace"

http://www.focusedexistence.com

http://focusedlife.blogspot.com/

P.S. I want to thank you so much for all you are doing. I am extremely grateful to you for this opportunity.

P.S.S. Mark, contact me for the rest of the details and other plans for this world changing partnership. You won�t be disappointed. ^-^

Tallyho!

HOO HHOOO HAA HAAA HAAAAGH HOO HAA HAAAA HAAAAGH! HO HOO HHO HAAGH?

HOOO HOOOO HAAA.

HHOOOA HOOOAAA HOOOAAA!

Everyone has an inner monkey if only they would let it out!

Wow, I am exhausted after reading many of the comments above. So many deserving people. And so wordy! Over the past few months I have continued working part-time as a therapist (a long-standing practice) and have given up my employed job. The employed job was sucking my will to go forward and I am now trying to determine which direction I should go in. I love the therapy but am not earning nearly enough to pay my expenses. I need mentoring and fast. I hope to hear from you, Mark, with a positve response.

Hi Mark,

I don't have a sob story.
I am a hard working guy who has tried almost everything and every product out there.
However for some reason, I need a turn around.
I still have not made more than a couple hundred dollars on the net.
I think that i would be a good candidate, as I expect to learn what it takes to make the change.
I could then give you a good story and make you proud. This would prove to anybody that your system can take even the most slow student and make him successful
thanks
Randy

OK, Mark.
Here we are:
Simply, (DTP-? � Just Did It!)
Pick the remaining seven based-?
Here is one (7 times): because I want it! I want it!
I want it! I want it! I want it! I want it! I want it!
(mnemonic: small boy jumping up and down, crying for it)
Not enough-? - OK!
Here is joke, short one:
Walks Dad with his son by blueberry bushes, which are not ripe yet.
Son is asking:
Dad what these berries are?
Dad: that�s blackberry.
Son: but why they are red?
Dad: because they are green. (would be nice to ripe, with your help of course)
Business-?
Not direct, but all related
Simply says it all:
Love your God with all your heart, your soul and your mind
and your neighbor as your self (I know, you are religious man, me too)
A jump to a conclusion (talking about monkey)
Simple monkey ology:
�Nothing want to see, nothing want to hear, nothing want to know, know, know�
But just Want It, Want it, Want it� (7 times)!!!

With bottom of my heart,
& best to you.
Andrey K.
P.S. Did Andrey Win? - Anne Reilly, Personal Assistant to Mark Joyner says: Hi Andrey, I know, it's terrible, I have no idea if you won or not, so I shouldn't tease you
like this.
Here is my answer: Please do my mnemonic.
Thank you, if you spend your time with me. AK.

I have been sharing some of the quotations from the "Mystery Man" and "Mystery Woman" with some of my current associates in the business I'm in, because (believe it or not) they apply directly to what we teach in this business. If anyone reading this has ever heard of Quixtar (or even if you haven't), I invite you to visit my website at l (that's an "L," lower case) lgomez7.qhealthbeauty.com. For those who really want a change in their lives, there is no other business opportunity in the world, in my opinion, that can compete with or equal being an IBO (Independent Business Owner) and owning your own business powered by Quixtar.

I believe I can change the world through my music. Yeah, I know you've heard that one before, but this time it's absolutely true. The only song I have currently posted to the above URL was for a friend who was experiencing renal failure. Check it out to find out how she's doing now. This song was even selected to be the song that the Gift of Life Foundation chose to be (http://www.giftoflifefoundation.com/)representative of their cause. I am also working on a song that will be featured in a major movie coming out this year. More on that later. But for all this, there are far better and more interesting melodies and topics that will be brought out to the world. I believe that Mark will just help me get it out that much sooner!

Well...I wasn't the first seven to be picked. That...makes me sad. I thought I had an entry that made my case for winning.

But I realized something...

The reason why I should deserve something for nothing is irrelevant. There could be a million reasons why and yet after all that, there could be that one guy who says he needs it more than every one else does. It may be true it may not be...

Since I didn't win the first time I thought I'd try something new. I'll spill my guts all over this blog about why I WANT (not deserve) this entrepreneur's fortune.

I had a conversation with my mother 2 days ago. She doesn't quite realize why her son is on the computer every single day...typing...scrolling...reading...listening...or writing nearly every single day...for close to 60 days now...more than a hundred hours...hundreds of pages, e-books, and audios...since he got out of Merchant Marine Academy.

She couldn't understand why I hadn't gone to the movies with my sister. Or went out to see any friends. I haven't had the luxury to enjoy life. This particular time, the subject was...why don't you get yourself a part-time job?!

She gave me the whole "when you go and live on your own" speech. Doesn't matter how responsible I get...a mother will always give the "when you're on your own" speech...even if you already live on your own. I'm 20 years old and I get this.

Anyway...in so many words I replied to the answer. The gist of what I said was that I'm trying to do something big. I'm trying to accomplish in one summer's vacation what few people do in years. I'm laying the seeds to lift us out of the struggle.

And that since I have one summer's vacation to devote all my time and energy...the only kind of power I have available according to Simpleology...without any obligations before college starts again or I have to find a place to live...that I was going to do everything humanly possible to leverage my power toward these goals of mine.

I was going to do what I believe is necessary...work every goddamn day of the summer. F--- friends. F--- fun. F--- the normal life. College changes nothing.

We both exchanged answers...We both got annoyed. She was annoyed because she thought I "just wasn't gonna get a job". I was annoyed because my mother doesn't feel my passion. She went back to watching soap operas. I went back to work.

You see, my parents have to find a new place to live. When they get there, they will have moved out of a house that has brought my family lots of trouble. Doesn't mean it ends there. High costs of living exchanged with high risks of life in that dangerous neighborhood of South Bronx. And so on and so forth.

Point is, there aint no way they are going to earn any more money than they do now and we,the children, can only give so much with a 9-5 low income salary. The list goes on.

I want to change EVERYTHING. Right the hell now. And I will pull the attention of anyone who has something to accelerate that process.

As per The Mark Joyner COnstructs...I need to create something that will change this terrible dynamic of struggling to live. I'm working with a burning fury to be the absolute best at doing this.

Every single day. I will not stop. I will not waiver. I will not get a job until it has become a financial imperative. Put the pedal to the medal and don't stop.

There it is. Nothing fancy. Nothing altruistic. Nothing high and mighty or transcendental. This is my life and I'd like to take 7 days with Mark Joyner to take the ride and help accelerate it.

Do I deserve it. I don't know. Do all people deserve their fortunes? Does Tellman Knudson? I heard he's pretty good already...

I do know that I WANT this. I'll do whatever I have the opportunity to do in order to get it.

Like...posting a blog more convincing than 200 some odd Mark Joyner Fanatics...

So there. Good Luck All.

Christopher FLores
"...working to be the absolute BEST"

Mark, thank you for this second chance.

I deserve to be one of the select few to get the course, because :
- Have a burning desire to become a Succesful Internet Entrepreneur, so need a blueprint and guidance and I am very confident that You are willing and capable of providing that.
- Willing to do my part by study and apply Your teachings, and would be honored to be ONE OF YOUR SUCCESS stories.
- Interest much on internet and commited to make it as a tool for my ultimate source of lifetime income
- 100% ready to take actions in Your Mentoring Program and VERY SURE that I CAN learn much from You.
- Very dedicated, very smart, teachable, very persistent and don't give up easily until my goals has been reached.
- Do everything with Positive Manner/Attitude - even when unnoticed - have integrity, including in internet 'jungle'
- One of my personal goals is become one of internet marketing expert;
I have been online since 1999-thousands of hours which most of them are RESEARCH-the first step into online business.
so I have the ability to find Right, Accurate, Updated, Quality INFORMATION with lightning fast
- Can spend more than 60 hours per week to this program.
- Willing to give back all my achievements to internet community.Help another group of people to achieve the same success.
- Apply Your Simpleology 101 everyday in all aspect.
- My life transformed much because of information found from internet.

Sincerely,
Androtruman

Mark,

My mission is: earn $9MM, then help make the world less insane.

I am deserving because after you assist me to reach my initial financial target I will then focus on educating able & willing & reachable people about libertarian principles (not politics) and non-mainstream ideas and info for better living. I'll do it in entertaining and provocative fashion (a comedy/drama screenplay is already written). I love giving people unusual value and making trouble for the mind controllers!

Cheers,

Why do you want me in your group of 10?

Because I work hard, have a good story & personality (always good for building a brand), and am going to make my business work (regardless of whether I'm in your group o' 10). Not saying that to be arrogant, just that I'm not looking at this as some 'rescue fantasy' that I need to save my tail. I think this is more like one of those 'When the student is ready, the teacher appears' deals.

From a purely WIIFM perspective, I am confident I can make this promotion of yours more compelling than if you chose anyone else. I know how to work well with a team, and how to make things interesting (and I assume you want maximum 'viewer' interest during this process?). I can draw out the best in others and I'm a ball o' fun to be around.

I don't need handholding. I'm not afraid to invest time/money/bloodsweattears and I have created results to prove it. I've learned to manage my time so that I can run a business and strike a healthy balance.

I have 3 kids, a senior management position and a 2 hour commute, yet I've still *made* the time to build a coaching business, write a book, launch a teleseminar, create two blogs, help Ben Mack on his first book launch and first seminar, create and launch a 10-CD-sized time management course, and still make good good time for the wife. :-) (Mmmm, wife.)

It's not a question of "how hard am I willing to work." I simply set a goal and do what it takes to get it.

Hint: I'm writing this at Denny's at 11 at night while on the road. I don't let up, or give up.

And in reality, it ain't about who "deserves" it.

It's about who will USE IT.

And changing the world? Well, I'm focusing on helping people take control of their time (rather than playing a victim) so that they have time for what REALLY matters. And that most assuredly changes THEIR world.

'nuff said - see you on the success side, one way or the other -

Dave Navarro

PS - You want humor?
"What did the zen buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?"
("Make me one with everything.")

PPS - Yeah. This is why I'm a time management coach, not a comedian.

I have been reading everyone's comments and it seems as if everyone deserves to win.I believe that I deserves to win because of my present situation. I have recently been widowed and left without a penny. I am a single mom trying to survive without a job presently.Mark recently you sent me an email about Joe being broke, and you asked me for a dollar. I couldn't even find the dollar to spare. Presentlt I sleep on a matress on the floor, I cannot afford a bed. I would like to win , so that I can buy a bed to sleep on.

Mark,
As I sit here before my computer waiting for my brain to explode and spatter information overload matter all over the place - I would really like someone to give me some Direction. Winning would be fantastic as I don't think you'll find anyone more confused than me!

It's Friday night, 11:54 PM and I'm doing what I have been doing on way too many Friday and Saturday Nights -- sitting here trying to figure out how to turn around my business and make it skyrocket to the next level. If you don't choose to help me turnaround my business, I will die an old dateless lonely spinster :-) and I'm currently only 42. PLEASE take me out of my misery & PICK ME, CHOOSE ME, I LOVE BANANAS AND WOULD MAKE A GREAT MONKEY!!!

Eh Mark!

I'm a military man just like you. When I left the Canadian Forces after 10 years of service I had a hard time adapting back into civilian life.

One minute I'm extremely important to my men and Country... Then all of a sudden I'm nobody.

After a few years I've managed to make a $1,400 every month online consistently and would like to take it to the next level.

I'm not afraid to try new things and I am dedicated to making my living online.

Why...

Because I've experienced a second chance� sort of speak.

Just after I got out of the Infantry (PPCLI) my Battalion went to Afghanistan. I was mad as hell that I missed the opportunity to go.

You train for the BIG GAME then never get a chance to play.

But while they were there my section that I had commanded lost 3 brave men.

The questions that followed in my own mind were like a raging river. "If I were there could I have done something?"; "Would I have closed within and destroyed the enemy or would I have retreated like they did at the time?"; "Would I have survived...?"

Now that I am here I look at my 2 young children in a whole different light and cherish every moment with them.

At times I still have the urge to go to the recruiting center and get my butt over there to help but something is telling me to follow my heart and that is why I am here...

Mark, if you pick me great, fantastic, and a million thank you's. But more importantly, there are people here who are in more need of this opportunity than me.

So with that being said I'd like to forfeit my opportunity to someone who REALLY needs a shot. Someone who has never won anything, someone who truly believes in their heart they can have, achieve and accomplish anything they want.

I already have these burning desires so it's only a matter of time before I get to where I need to be.

Thanks again Mark,

Mike Hill

I am in the fourth year of refinishing bathtubs and just purchased a bathtub chip repair business. We also service whirlpool baths and have an opportunity to grow a bathtub liner business. My partner has 25 years experience and has invented a lavatory replacement kit that will revolutionize the repair of cultured marble lavatories found in 80 % of home, hotel and apartment bathrooms. We have a fair amount of capital to fund our expansion and your assistance putting everything together will ensure our success.

I was given up at birth because my grandfather was unhappy that my mother became pregnant with me because my father was black. I stayed in a foster home with a black family until my mom came and got me at the age of 5. I am white and was picked on by all the kids in that neighborhood because I was the only white kid in the area and lived with a black family. My mother got me back and stayed with her till I was 10 years old. We lived in a church in Baltimore Maryland were she moved to be with a religious group and stayed in a small room with a sheet covering the door. I again was living with all black people and was the only white kid that went to my school so as you can guess I got into a lot of fights. She did drugs back in the 60�s and we think that is why she became mentally unstable and abused me while I was with her. She couldn�t even take care of herself let alone me. My baby sitter at the time (I think was a angle in disguised) knew I was having problems at home and in contact my great uncle (my grandfathers brother) in Wisconsin. I finally got out of that bad environment and stayed with them for a few years. As you can guess I had a lot of emotional issues from all the stuff I went through growing up and they were older and couldn�t take care of me so I was then put again into a foster home. I went through 3 different foster homes until I finally met Karen and Ralph (My foster parents) that I lived with from the age of 13 till I was 18. It had finally brought some normalcy to my life. They were very patient with me understanding that I had went through some tuff issues in my life as a child. They helped me put my life back together. I am hungry for success. I want to be an inspiration to others to prove it doesn�t matter what has happened in your life, it�s what you make out of it. If you believe and work hard enough you can accomplish anything

Hi All,

Last year I had to give up my full-time job because of illness & stress after new owners took over. After almost 16 years working at a job I really liked & was well paid for, this was very, very hard. I no longer had my own money, so I turned to to the internet. Well, almost immediately I got sucked into a program that cost over $6000 CAD. It was supposed to have a guarantee that they would stick with me at least until I made my money back. To make a long story short, I got shafted!! They fired my coach for over-delivering & I was left with a website that I couldn't finish. I was stuck with it for a year.

I also tried a MLM business, but it fizzled out before I made any real money & again I was out thousands of dollars. I hope I have learned my lesson, as all of my savings (from working) are gone.

The URL above is a recently acquired hyperblog which I have done nothing with, as of yet. I'm not sure where to go, as it was set up for me.

For these reasons, I believe I deserve another chance, as I am not a stupid person!! I just didn't understand then, how the internet works & I was too trusting. I KNOW I could be a success with the right coaching & instruction. I really want to make my own money again, so my husband doesn't have to work so hard. Besides, I've always loved computers & used to type in programs in DOS Basics, for hours on end.

To combine the computer with a way to make money, would put me in cyberspace heaven!!

I truly thank you for this wonderful opportunity.

May God Bless,
Ardis

Hello and greetings from Mexico, here I tell you a story before I explain why I should win this contest:
Two salesman were at Africa to sell shoes, the first one came back telling his boss "ugly vision, nobody wears shoes there, no buyers", the second one came back and told boss "perfect oportunity, nobody wears shoes, they need us"
1.-Well guys, I need to win because I am seller number two,
2.-Overhere in Mexico and Spanish language countries such as Latin America and Spain we will find plenty of people interested in making money and business through the Internet
3.-But nobody knows how, where and when
4.-And nobody will show em except for us
5.-I ve been marketing through the internet for a while so I am not so novice
6.-Would you like me to tell you: hey boss I am monkey number one and I have some hundreds of thousands other monkeys ready to follow us
7.-Or would you like me to tell you: hey boss let�s grabb south america and then go after china
Sound pretty impresive but we should actually start doing something before china do it to us, dont you think?
Well do you want a monkey or do you prefer a smart monkey, you can be right maybe it is easier to teach a dumb monkey, but this monkey is ready to take the next step with you
Jaime Lerdo de Tejada
Mexico City

hi mark,
i have read your book irresistable offer and i say that you inspire a lot of people who want to learn everything about business. im happy that you have learned so much from others and also that you have made a difference to so many people in the world.
whew, after reading all these 200+ comments and have read people's lives, it is amazing how much you learn about others. everyone has a story and it can inspire others. also, it is nice how people express themselves. Pain in life can make people really drive themselves to something better.

do i deserve to win? i think there are more people here that deserve this better than me. I don't want to sound too desperate. Of course i want to win but if i dont, then i am still thankful for chance to say something. after reading all the post, it reminded me of college entrance essays where they ask you, " why should we accept you?"

well, it sucks to sell myself cause im not the type but all i know is that i want to make a big difference in the world. being able to become as you say as a freedom agent is to be able to empower and make a difference in people's lives where those people dont have anything or anybody. i been fortunate to live in america for 20 years. Being able to get education and God given talents,

i am always thankful for all the blessings i have gotten over the years. so many people here are more fortunate than the people who dont have much. People always take for granted the little things in life that we have like food, shelter, friends, and family.

as for me, i have large debt, i dont have much assets, I have asthma, and i have been unemplyed for the last 2 months, i have no medical insurance for one year, and i am trying to survive myself. im educated but no business. i have been an internet marketing info junkie for 3 yrs now and still consider myself a newbie. But even if i have challenges in my life and having goals of making lots of money, it still does not cut it. For sure, i need to learn about business and be able to pay my debt and for sure you can help me a lot. Those are my goals for myself. And im very motivated to make sure i succeed with those goals. everyone wants to be rich but what is it worth if u have no purpose.

well, my purpose for trying this out is that i want to be able to help other people and friends who are less fortunate than me. being rich will not only make me have money, but most of all being able to inspire others who are less fortunate than me. I think my purpose in life is to help people who i know in my own life and to help them get the same life that i have now. But most of all, to be able to grab as many people i have and give them opportunities that i had. I want to be able to build a company where i can help give jobs and education to other people in poor areas in third world countries. well, i cannot do all these things at once. it starts with one person.

Imagine yourself growing up not knowing your parents, being young and live in the city and know ing that your family live far away. also, being raised by a relative where u grow up in that house, you went to work one day and then all of a sudden, all the people that help you left. That family move to another place,without giving you notice. They took all your things and the money that you saved. Now, you are stuck in the streets. you dont know anyone, you end up living in the street with few clothes. But the worst thing is that your clothes got stolen too. you dont have clothes. u sleep in the street with no family, no friends. u sell flowers in the street just to get some money to pay for food. it rains and you get sick, now u have a fever but still u have to live each day knowing that u have to survive. You have to work hard in these conditions and still hope that you will finally get to know your parents. But they live far away. you know their names but never met them. u just want to go have a home to go to.

or imagine yourself, working in the city coming from the farm and you dont know anyone, you found work but you have no friends in the city. your family is far away, suddenly, you got fired from your job. u ended up broke and having no home and living in the streets. you know nobody. your money ran out and you ended up begging for money. you starve and you get an ulcer. being in pain, you live in the street. the hospital wont take you in cause u dont have money and insurance. you asked a church and other people for help but nobody cared while you are dying of starvation.

well, i cannot imagine anymore. the above stories are true stories of two friends of mine who live in the philippines in the big city. and i thought i had it worse. These people humble me and they are the ones that motivate me everytime i wake up in the morning. my goal is to be able to inpire people like them. i met many more and will never forget about my purpose in life because success is not only about money but being able to make a difference. my purpose is bigger than me and i hope i get to have the chance to be picked. But if not, i will not stop striving for them because i have a big heart and i am always going to be motivated. but in life, u have to take it step by step. i just want to say thank you mark for this chance to share. Keep on inspiring people. good luck to all.

Arnie

Thanks Hanne for your sympathy and moral support - it is very much appreciated but I feel you should save it for someone more deserving. ;-)
Cheers
Debra

Hello Mark J,

Lets see I worked extra extra hard and poured my heart out thinking you would pick me in one of the 7 uh I mean 16. The way I see it if I wasn't picked then I won't be picked now. Too many doors have been closed in the IM arena for it to just be a coincidence. The way I see it it's looking like I'll go back to a j-o-b (Just Over Broke). That's not so bad there are some things I really enjoy other than IM.

To keep everything in perspective not everyone will be able to make their living online. For an example what would happen if there wasn't any Police, Doctors, Firemen, Engineers and the list goes on and on.

The bottom line here is I know I have what it takes to make it on the internet the list the products. What I lack is the recognition and the knowledge to move me to the next level. Mark Joyner would in my opinion be what I need to move to the next level and to the top.

Kind Regards,

Smiley Webb

Oh yes i have to win,
i am a pharmacist and i have good experience in marketing and drug stores (distributors for international companies). i am a Servies and Logistic Officer who deals with all stpre operations, my total years of experience is 8 years, and i believe that i have everything but money, i need to change my life in order to be able to change others' lives. choooooooooooooooooooooooooooooose meeeeeeeeeee

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS OFFENSIVE AND CONTAINS SARCASTIC HUMOR.

Dear Mr. Joyner,

After tracking your activities the last few days I was shocked to discover the methodology by which you intend to pick your final ten 7 Day Turnaround participants.

Our sources indicate that you have not read any of the entries submitted by the overzealous and exceptionally horny people who spill their guts (not literally, unless you count the poor fellow who threw up on you because he was so excited to finally meet you in person) in their long rambling letters pleading for you to pick them as though they were sad-eyed little puppies begging you to rescue them from the local pet store.

In fact, I have learned that the method you intend to use to select these highly "deserving" candidates consists of nothing more than having your large breasted assistant (read: secretary/girlfriend/professional "dancer"/loan officer) attach each letter to a target and have nine Maori tribesmen throw spears at the targets. The nine targets struck will be the winners. The 10th and final candidate reportedly will be selected from a random selection of entries laying on the floor while a severely over-fed Bar Tailed Godwit waddles across the entries until the poor beast "relieves" itself on one of the entries.

It is unfortunate that your ravenous fans are unaware of the futility in writing impassioned pleas to you in hopes of winning your favor when their energies would be better spent directing prayers to Mount Ruapehu in hopes the volcano would erupt at precisley the same time as the Bar Tailed Godwit was straddling their entry, thus scaring the disturbed fowl into evacuating it's intestinal contents onto their winning entry.

As always, our research and insider efforts at "eavesdropping" have an accuracy rate of +/- 99% so if by rare chance you find the slightest error in the methodolgy we've confidently reported here, please do us the courtesy of informing us immediately with the accurate tidbit of information that escaped our critical eye and we shall make every effort to not correct our report until after the Bar Tailed Godwit has been safely released from captivity.

With every good wish,

Your faithful servant,

Michael D. Walker
Imprecise Research Ltd,
a division of the Inept Marketing Group
North Las Vegas, Nevada 89081

NOTE FROM MJ: Well, I read your post, Mr. Fancy Pants ;-)

Hi Mark,
Greetings from Sydney! I am a great admirer of your stand to make a difference on the planet! I have read The Great Formula, The Irresistable Offer and Simple.ology and it has opened my eyes to a new world. I have started on the Simpele.ology Path.
Thank you! For the past 12 years my passion has been to raise capital for breakthrough innovation that will make a difference to the future of humanity and the environment. I have raised $15m for a variety of breakthough Australian innovation, including new technology that will allow detection and treatment of cancer, AIDS and any other viral based diseases.

I am preparing to launch a new global initiative using an Australian developed alternative global payment system. This will put money and power in the hands of consumers and accumulate millions for environmental causes.

I would love to have coaching from you to set the world ablaze!

Here is a poem I wrote that reflects my passion:

_________________________________

A TERRAN FUTURE -By Sig Taubert
Now is the watershed of Terran history,
we stand at the threshold of a New Millennium.

Behind us yawns the chasm of the Industrial Past,
before us rise the sunlit uplands of the Wisdom Era.

In the next moment, the fate of Terra’s Future will be decided.

Teetering here on the fulcrum of destiny we stand;
behind us smoke stacks, stock markets, capitalist glory,
before us unemployment, meaningless servitude, humanity enslaved to materialism. Is this is our destiny on a wounded Planet?

One leads to non-being, cowering behind the safety of Big Brother and Big Business, the other to creation, to transforming our future, salvaging the Planet on behalf of all Life

Pausing, hesitating in the midst of the firestorm,
the future hinges on what we do next....

Our future can either be a blaze of enduring wealth;
or our life will fail, fizzle and gutter out,
leaving Terra shrouded in darkness, devoid of hope.

Shall we resign to dust and howling desolation?

NO!

We Terrans will take up the torch of knowledge and wisdom,
stride forth as the torchbearers of the Third Millennium,
in a myriad of ways, serving our community, our country and our world.

We Terrans will carry this fire-brand from individual to individual,
from community to community, igniting a conflagration of vitality.

We will trigger a global metamorphosis,
The world hearing the clarion call of destiny.

Because of us, the dying embers will be transformed,
slag will become soil, grass will sprout
forests of new ecological industries will bloom,
generating fulfilment for millions of Terrans.

This is our chance to awaken,
we are the custodians of this delicate spark.

The third millennium beckons us;
full of creative potential, new technologies,
new interdependent communities.

The future is crammed with jewels and riches beyond counting.
These treasures lie waiting for our mind, our heart and our hand.

We have the energy, ingenuity and power,
to create a glorious Terran future!
©Sig Taubert August 1997

My My MY so many reasons and different stories; how cool.

Hi Mark
I am as ordinary and extraordinary as anyone. I have potential, dreams, beliefs and "stuff"just like everyone else.

What I want is to be a role model of possibility to my children, my family and my friends and in that process learn and teach and help along the way. I want to speak publicly and coach people; ordinary people like me. I want to become the kind of person who is successful in business, life and love; that's not too much to ask is it.

My husband walked out on me and my 5 year old daughter 3 months ago. What this has meant is I have had to go to work full time and Lily-Rose has had to be taken to school by someone else, picked up by someone else and attend afterschool care. I am tired physicaly and worn out emotionaly and this is not what I planned for my daughter. I want to work from home, make my own choices, help others and be involved in my daughter's education. I want to be the one who drives her to school and does reading in the class and picks her up at the end of the day. My coaching business will give me that opportunity. I want to be at home with my daughter; now!

Good luck with the course; either way I know it will rock!

Cheers
Paullette

Good Morning Mark,

Why should you consider my application? One " simple " reason. I am in a business pinchpoint and am in need of a strategy which will turn my 3.5 year/$500,000 investment around. Let me explain.

There is a major economic shift going on worldwide right now and it is a shifting in energy resources. Per capita consumption of energy worldwide now exceeds per capita production. This has really just started over the last several years but it will impact our lives for decades to come. People in the United States are just now beginning to learn how to deal with this new paradigm, but we still live in denial.

I have invested over $500,000 and spent 3.5 years developing a brand of sealants, foams and now alternative energy sources that can save farmers worldwide large amounts of energy, in some cases more than 35% per year as is documented by our work with several University's. Right now, most farmers are just barely making a living because of the cost of fuel. I was on a farm just the other day that was being sold at auction because the farmer who had owned the property for over 30 years had committed suicide after the bank had foreclosed on his property. The primary reason that he couldn't pay his bills was because he was way behind in his propane payment.

We are the only company in the world that has developed multiple solutions to the agricultural energy crisis, but getting our message out has been difficult. I have been working in and out of the internet marketing arena for more than 5 years and when I formed this company, I set out to drive our message of technology and innovation through the internet. Due to lack of funds though, I have had to do everything myself, including building my own website ( www.ag-tite.com ).

I believe our business stands at a crossroad now with the fall season just months away and now is the very best opportunity to take our marketing message to a new level. I believe that your program would help me do this which would allow our company to finally turn around and make a huge impact, domestically and hopefully worldwide.

How do I know that your new program would help me? Because I have been working through the Simpleology 101 and 102 program since the first of the year and it has changed my life. This coming from a guy who has tried every self development system known to man. Put simply...it works and ask any of my friends or family members and they will tell you that I am a Simpleology Apostle, preaching the good news of how to get focus and power in your life.

Thanks for considerng my application and thanks for your continued great work to expand the Simpleology message.

Regards
Bill Collins
President
Ag-Tite
Lincoln, AR.
1-866-877-3626
www.ag-tite.com

Dear Mark,

Have you heard the quote, “100 years from today, it won’t matter how much money you have, the home you lived in, the automobile you drove, the awards you have received -- but it will matter if you touched the life of a child”? This quote explains why my business idea is a world-changing one. My husband and I are putting together a presentation company for children, parents, and teachers. We will offer presentations for children on topics such as peace, values, conflict management, and care of the environment, as well as just-for-fun performances. In addition, we will provide sessions for adults on such topics as, “Inspiring Children to Make a Difference in the World”.

If you help us launch this idea into a successful venture, you will help us touch the lives of many children, both directly and through the adults that work and live with them. Have you ever seen the popular slogan, “I touch the future, I teach”? My husband and I are both former teachers who intend to continue teaching by providing this much needed service. I have the experience with children, the creativity to develop the presentations, and the passion and determination that I need for this venture. But I don’t have business know-how. Will you help us fill in that gap so we can, indeed, touch the lives of children and therefore touch the future?

Thank you for providing this opportunity!

Sincerely,
Alison Flensburg

Mark,

The first two, humor and business I'm not going to try for since the third one will automatically take care of my having the first two.

Currently like others here I could tell you of many of life's downs that have hit me. I'm drowning in debt (six figures worth) due to being laid off and medical bills. My working a full and part time job doesn't even pay the basic expenses let alone the ability to pay off the debts.

Having your help would enable me to accomplish several things. First, to quit my jobs (J.ust O.ver B.roke S.ystem) and become debt free. My future medical expenses would no longer be a problem. I would have the free time to volunteer my time to the causes that are so important to me. And finally, but most important; I would be able to help others as you have helped me.

Thanks for considering a broke, I'll do "almost" anything to make this work novice and good luck choosing. (Me, me, me :) )

Sonya

Mark, hellllloooooo, over here. I am the one with the club. Ya, that's right, down in back. See me now?

Great. I am glad I have got your attention.

Boy, I sure could use a hand right about now. You see, my "Flintstone" mobile like, internet business vehicle is headed right for a cliff. I am back peddling my brakes so fast that my feet are almost worn down to my ankles and I truly believe that your course is the only thing that can save it from total destruction.

I mean if the Godfather of marketing, the inventor of uniquely successful internet marketing techniques, the "Great Gazzoo" of the online business world can't help me avoid this inevitable free fall into the annals of history then no one can.

My life has been spared. From the almost assured result of death, by a segment of our society that is regularly shunned, ridiculed, ostracized and just plain thought of as a waste of time and un-salvageable.

Together, as a team of self reliant indiviuals, spirituality not with standing, we have not only picked up the pieces of my life but the kazillion pieces of countless others and have put them on the road to a life of joy, serenity, contentment and a life of worldly abundance.

Since that fateful day back in December of 2001 I have taken their direction and put into action the things necessary to be able to fulfill my ultimate destiny.

I believe that I am now supposed to give back to the many others that today find themselves in the same place from which I was rescued.

What better way to achieve these goals than to bring to them the things that were so freely given to me by way of the internet.

There does not seem to me to be a great online presence for these folks.

With this out of control vehicle of mine guided in the right direction and sufficiently repaired by both you, your course, and the team of space monkeys I will not only be able to reach out and give these people the hand up which they both need and deserve, but I will be able to mend the many relationships, both personal and financial, that I burned on my previous path into prehistoric destruction.

I will be better able to give, spend and enjoy the quality and quantity of time that my family, both my very own Wilma and Pebbles, so richly deserve.

So there you have it Mark. My whimsically entertaining, specific segment of the world changing and most obviously deserving qualifications.

I look forward to helping you help me help countless others as I undoubtedly will be one of your ten future success stories.

Richard

Hello Mark,

I greatly appreciate your offer and recognize that you are truly helping others to help themselves. I am a self employed clinician who is in the trenches working one on one with people to help them to become healthier.

Recently I've developed a new product that will help people on a much wider scale. You can read about it at http://www.orientalmedcare.com/meditation_cd.html. Obviously many more people would benefit from this product with your expertise and assitance.

I look forward to working with you.

Best regards,
Steven

Dear HaWe,

Thank you for finding my posting amusing. Even though I may be violating as many laws as possible, at least I seem to (although unwittingly) observe the 1st Simpleology Law of Energy.

All my best to you,
Hanne

the list is not complete,coz a citizen from the big and the greated black nation of Africa(Nigeria) is not chosen so cancel the list do a new one,anyway go ahead and let see what become of these guinea pigs oh! sorry, Space monkey.I think i need an immediate turnaround in my businesss coz of cashflow problem and and some management dynamics,
mark please help me solve my business problem. pronto.

Daniel

Hi Mark,

Wow...I trust you have a committee reviewing all of these entries. I'll keep it short.

About 2 years ago I started a business from home with an awesome established company Liberty League International. I walked from my very 'secure' j.o.b. and entered into the entrepreneur mind-set which has been a big shift. I've had great success in many ways, but not the explosive or massive success I really believe is possible. I've got the brakes on in some way and I want to release them. I believe in what I do, my goal is to assist as many people as possible in transforming their lives and I know that comes more from example than anything else. Ultimately, I know that financial independence gained through service will allow my family to participate in great causes even more fully than we do now.

Help me effectively take off the brakes!

Thanks for your offer of time and energy.

Sue

I till now was a silent performer and Iam coming out first time to the open world.

I strongly believe IM needs a high degree of dedication and action to achieve success.

I have developed this strong quality over the period of time after many many failures.

Now since Iam fully molded to take up the challenge , i believe , given a chance i will live up to your expectation more than 100% .

I strongly believe i will be one among the 10 creamy guys.

Regards
Salwin

Hey, Mark!

Here are the top 5 reasons I should get the free go 'round.

5. My answer to the shortest business turnaround quiz is "B", but I sooooo want it to be "A". I'm the cash flow fireman king.

4. I'm very giving and would give the shirt off my back to just about anyone in need. With the business turnaround, I could buy more shirts that I could give away.

3. I know what the letters D, T, and P stand for and they help me a little bit more everyday.

2. I bought your Simpleology book during the promotion and still haven't received all the goodies promised.

1. I've tried so many things to turn my life around, let alone my business. If I got the shot and it worked out, I would write the bestest testimonial EVER.

Much thanks!

Herb

Dear Mark,

First of all, let me say I've always wanted to work with you; thank you for the opportunity! As you know we've been in business with WTPowers for over 6 years now and we understand as well you do that it is imperative to continuously infuse a business with fresh ideas, tools and technologies in order to stay at the top of your game. Pat and I have always admired your ability to create new ways of providning tremendous value while exanding your reach on the Internet. We are focused and commited to playing a much bigger game right now (have a huge new project in production!) and I can't think of a better mentor for us at this time than you!


As you know, we promote Simpleology to our Members consistently in our Quick Start Lesson 1 so the more expand our business the more direct influence we have over yours. It's a win-win-win for us, you and the customers we touch.


The best part is Pat and I are a ton of fun to work with (tooting our horn, here!). If we're chosen it will be a mutually rewarding experience, I guarantee it! :-)

Together in Success !

Tracy 'Power Gal' Monteforte
PS. I have always wanted to work with you...
this is a dream manifest!

Dear Mark,

When I came upon this opportunity, I knew I found the site with the Road Map to my online success!

My Vision: To follow and implement expert guidance and advice to help me achieve my dreams by fast-tracking the creation of my own cash-producing Internet business.

I believe in my heart of hearts that you will and can show me how to implement the tools and strategies, step-by-step, which are absolutely essential for success on the Internet.

I also know that there are a lot of people making tons of money on the internet. AND there are a lot of people making little or no money on the internet. What's the difference? Why does one group succeed beyond their wildest dreams and the other continues to struggle each and every day? Unfortunately I’m in that group that work hard every day, but still struggle to get results…

BUT, I know now that everything is about to change for me and it's going to be for the better!

I know that your “7 Day Business Turnaround Kit” is the Godsend that will TRANSFORM my life….

Kind Regards,

David.

'cause I want it (period)

Hi ah,... Mike, uh, Mickey, ah, well you know who your are.

Please pick me because I am dedicated, hard working, good looking, broke, ... ah, and... wait, is this a dating service, I hope not because I am married...

I like pina coladas, walking on the beach... ok, why am I writing this?.... ah oh yeah, Please pick me because I will follow directions and do a good job... and ah...

...just got back from the bathroom... now where was I... I will do my best.

And my best quality is that I don't let myself get side tracked.

i shoud have won because i deserve it and need it.

WOW !!! This is fabulous. I love reading these posts. I loved Simpleology 101. Did it faithfully until I had to travel for a time away from computers and phone. Back now and finishing it up. What changes happened with these programs while I was gone!

Missed the call for the special 7 but see that there is still a chance for the business turnaround. And I am READY for that turnaround.

I love the focus and the discipline and how it makes me really think and reach and achive.

My business(es) are indeed in need of the jolt of juice to take it to the next level. It is not a time to be faint of heart and I KNOW it is time for this change. Everything has been converging upon this NOW. And the TIME IS NOW and I am ready.

My gift is that when I do have abundance and money and success I know how to let it flow through me to benefit and empower others. I have done this all my life when I could and will continue to do so.

Looking forward to continuing to work with you Mark and your amazing programs.

Cheers! Melissa

Wow, this is like lottery for autodidacts!

I am a strength and conditionning coach who lives in Quebec Canada.

I train athletes of different levels and help them to attain their physical objectives and to give them good values.

You are the person I would like most to help me to attain my professionnal objectives (business).

I rarely participate to web call to action like this one, but for some reason, this time I have done it.

I guess I feel like I deserve it since I help and change with passion the lives of so many athletes without having much financial success yet even if I do my DTP including simpleoly 102.

This would be a great surprise!

www.fonctionsoptimum.com

Hi Mark,

I thoroughly enjoyed your book, though it really wasn't what I was expecting. Your writing style is very engaging - simple yet dramatic.

I wasn't expecting a philosophical inquiry that would lead me to start re-evaluating people's underlying motivations behind their words and action. I was expecting another internet marketing book.

Well, I don't know what I was expecting, but I'm glad I read it. Actually the concepts you wrote about weren't new to me, but nobody had written them down like you had, or went as far, deep and wide as you did. I like the way you think, and it was nice to think outside the box with you.

I would be immensely grateful if you would chose me to be one of the 10 to whom you give the course and coaching experience for free.

Why?

I'm a total newbie at being an entrepreneur. Well, except for the time I tried to sell liquer-saturated brownies by mailorder when I was in 5th grade. I think I sold an order?

Frankly, I'm totally intimidated and full of fear. I've always been a great second-in-command. But I'm not going to let that stop me. I have always been a natural leader at everything I do, starting in grade school. I was a track star, a cross-country star. I ran a marathon at age 18. I went on to college and was in leadership positions throughout and went on to become student body vice president at a Big 10 university. I was on the executive committee of a national organization at age 22, became a field director and grass roots trainer. Then became a web designer, then an IT project manager, and now I'm a senior technical architect in government. I am very successful at my full-time job and am in a leadership (career - not political) position in the government.

Why do I say all this? Because I believe in myself and what I can achieve when I set out to do something in a totally new territory. And I want you to believe in me too. And I would love for you to be my coach and show me the ropes.

What would I like to do? I want to give back to the world the things that I have learned, the things that I know, the vision I have. I want to help make the world a better place.

If I have to start off small and work my way up to my dream, that would be a fabulous learning experience. I have all sorts of ideas such as writing books about project management, web development, spirituality, quantum physics, leadership, ... the list of things I'm passionate about is long.

I would love to create my own line of guided meditation CDs that will help people crawl out of a state of angst and misery and find true peace and happiness within themselves. The way that guided meditation helped me.

But my vision and my dream would be to write a book and/or create a film that would help people who are struggling with their sexuality, to help them deal with their feelings and feel good about themselves, and know that they are not alone, and that it's ok to be gay. That it's ok to be happy.

I would love to find an ingenious and touching way to melt away the homophobia in our society and help change people's minds and beliefs about lesbians, gays, and bisexuals. I would love to find a way to break down the myths perpetuated by those that are afraid of a world where people can openly love who they naturally love.

I myself came out over 15 years ago and have been through it all. I lost my best friends, realizing they were never really friends, and gained true friends. I've changed people's views on what it means to be gay by breaking down stereotypes and by being real. By being authentic. Special. I have risen to a state of perpetual happiness, confidence, and peace.

I'm passionate about this issue now because I've met so many people who struggled with their feelings and gave up and went back to living in the closet, unhappy, for the sake of "safety." Including more than one lover, and also the love of my life. She's too afraid of what people will think. She's too afraid, period.

I want to reach these people, and their family and friends, tell them it's not so scary, that they're beautiful and special and deserve to be happy.

My ideas on how to do this are still gestating. I'm calling on my muses.

If any of this grabs you, please invite me to be your coachee. I would love for you to be my mentor.

Thanks for the opportunity.

Sorry but I believe that there are no free food available. So while I am utterly interested in turning my bookkeeping service company around I will have to wait and purchase the book. Good luck with the 10 entrepreneurs that you have chosen. I wish that with God's help and yours they will achieve their goals.

There's a lot of comments here and from reading through them... well, let's just say I don't envy you when it comes to picking the 'winners' of the free coaching experience.

When looking through all the stories it seems that everyone is trying to whine about all their problems and how they deserve this chance. And I could do equally well in that area (4 days till water gets cut off, vehicle about to get repossessed, etc.) but really and truly I don't see what any of that has to do with deserving anything. We are where we are in life because of the choices we've made previously. About the only thing I can safely say I deserve is Hell itself.

So, in closing, I don't deserve it. I can't think of any funny stories right now. But dang it, if you'll give me a shot at this, when all is said and done, you'll be glad you did.

Hi Mark,

I am internet marketer turned copywriter.

After struggling for months, I "found" out that it is words that sells.

So I went bang on working towards that and I am making rapid improvements in my trade.

You can see that in the testimonial given by Ross Goldberg for me in my blog:

http://copythatsells.blogspot.com

I've started working with some A- Level marketers and I feel like I am going places.

And I would like more.

I have publicly declared that I am going to be in the Top 10% Copywriters Club in earnings.

I am working real hard towards that.

If you select me as on of your space monkey, I will give you a place in history.

This is not a pie in the sky promise.

I will tell you about that when we get to talk,

Sincerely,
Edward Santosh

I am wanting to win so that I can turn my business and my families life around and become very prosperous so that I can give my family the best and that I may help others to open a business. I've been told 4x that a person would invest in my business(without asking) only to find out when I asked them for the help they had an excuse as to why they couldn't help. Now remember I did not ask, they offered! This can be very discouraging! Anyway I want to offer people, no, let me rephrase that I want to give people money to help them start or grow their business. Yes actually give them the money that I tell them that i will and not an excuse!

Hello Mark;

I cannot say whether or not I SHOULD win! (I have attempted to remove the words "could", "should" and "would" from my vocabulary). I know I would very much LIKE to win, as I have made some choices recently that I now need a little wisdom to continue with.
I quit my "job from hell" to begin a practice in counselling (marriage, addictions, etc.). I possess the educational requirements for this but I am beginning to think that I don't really understand some of the basics of building a business.
I am very good at what I do ... now I need skills to build a growing, thriving, vibrant practice.
HELP????

I am clueless. I pick products, get people to my site and no one purchases. At least hopefully the products owner's list should be growing compliments of my adwords campaigns. I really need guidance. No list no hosting and yet plenty of hope. Money goes out so much faster thatn it comes in. Something has got to change.

Regards
Jason

Mark Joyner, Congratulations!!

Whilst you were not selected as one of the success coaches already chosen by Sharon Moore, you have been added to the short list to apply for limited positions to work personally with a highly successful entrepreneur and business woman.

Coaches already selected include:
• Rick Raddatz Life Membership Coaching Package
• Stephen Pearce’s Smart Marketing Coaching Club
• Loral Langemeier’s Cash Machines for Life Coaching

To be selected as one of the final wealth practitioners chosen to work with Sharon Moore personally as preferred provider of prosperity coaching, your response must include:

• The 3 top reasons you feel your program provides faster, more lasting wealth creation;
• Compelling testimonial evidence of previous success in achieving stellar business results with coaching clients;
• Verification of your ability to create insane amounts of cash within 7 days.

You must have the ability to communicate clearly, work across country time zone differences and work with the coaching participant to create electronic products that can be leveraged from her own websites.

An audition video will be highly regarded.

All applications must be submitted to:

http://www.imageandmoore.com
http://mooreemarketing.com

Please Note: To be considered, your response is required within 24 hours, otherwise the opportunity to work with Sharon Moore will be lost forever.

Because I am so unbelievably proud of my wife and four children having the guts to be with me through my business going insolvent and moving all the way from Wales (UK) to New Zealand at the end of this week to start a new life. This really is a completely new beginning in a new country and I know I am good for something - well quite a few things - just what and how I haven't got clue. It's time.

Dear Mark :

Hello from INDIA. All those who posted here are earthlings. My folks say "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus but Shakuntala (yours truly) is from Uranus. When I was born lightning struck, thunder rolled, clouds parted and god appeared and said "sorry for the mistake, please bear with me"

People have a hard time deciding about me and eventually give-up saying "There must be a god else how can she survive? I am 39 years old and permanently retired on medical grounds in November 2003. I am having psoriasis, psoriatic arthitis, severe osteoporosis and ankylosing spondylysis. I was then advised "hip-joint replacement" surgery which failed resulting in the operated leg getting short by about 2 inches. A disbility became a severe handicap. Doctor's are not able to understand anything and have given up hope. My whole body is stiff and I have not been able to sit since 2000. I am either standiing or lying on my back on the bed.

My only goal is to become a successful online entrereneur and your coaching will help me achieve that.

Inspite of all challenges I face, I know for sureone thing - there is a god and he is kind and loving.

Lots of love and giant oanda hugs to all. take care. god bless.
shakuntala b
india

G'day Mark,
I would kill to be one of your 'chosen few' for personal training from you. I don't have a hard-luck story as such - I'm an Aussie Vietnam Vet. who had a major physical / mental break-down years and years ago, and have sat in the lounge-room staring at the walls since then. The time has come to arouse myself from this, but without proper support, such as you are offering, I seem to be wandering around this internet aimlessly, and without direction. I can guarantee I would be one of the best success-stories your program could offer for public consumption, and I am hopeful of hearing from you with a positive response to my passionate, earnest plea. Thank you Mark. Tim M.

Mark
I have a question for you (rhetorical but feel free to answer). If a person has a deep rooted poverty consciousness belief which, despite numerous attempts of identifying and clearing but still unable to break out of the negative pattern of thinking, then would it stand to reason that no matter how much teaching, coaching, etc that person does they will still fail at all attempts to receive abundance? Just wondering if your 7 day Business Turnaround would create the shift required in this instance when many other attempts have failed. If you require a test subject I offer myself as one.

I don't deserve this (I haven't watched the whole extreme biz makeover cource yet), please give the opportunity to someone else with more time and better focus :)

Simon

WINNING ENTRY FOUND NEAR AREA 51:

Dateline: 2007-June-24

Location: Nevada Test Site

FOR GENERAL RELEASE TO ALL MEDIA OUTLETS

The Godfather of Internet Marketing, Mark Joyner, has announced the names of the 10 winners to receive personal coaching from Joyner himself during his 7 Day Business Turnaround course. Joyner, author of the best-selling book Simpleology, describes the 7 Day Business Turn Around training as "the first Simpleology Intensive, designed to generate rapid change in a specific area of a person's life."

Competition for the free training was fierce, with over 900 entries for the first group Joyner selected and more than 300 for the second round of participants. Joyner personally read each entry and admitted it was a harder task than originally anticipated. Particularly intriguing for the renowned author and Internet marketer was his choice for the final spot, Las Vegas resident Michael D. Walker, a persistent candidate who repeatedly sent in entries utilizing specific techniques he'd learned from reading Joyner's books The Great Formula and The Irresistible Offer.

"It took me a little while to recognize what he was up to," Joyner admitted. "His first entry was basically from The Irresistible Offer. It was a two sentence pitch saying he would be the easiest person to train and his high ROI for me was that he'd teach me everything he'd learned from these amazing companies he'd enjoyed successful careers with." The list of companies included Boeing, Lockheed-Martin and Cirque du Soleil. The pitch caught Joyner's attention but it wasn't the last he'd hear from Walker.

His second tactic was an outrageous piece aimed at winning the most humorous entry category. Joyner recalled the specifics. "He imitated a sales page by using an attention getting headline, which was a welcome relief after struggling through dozens upon dozens of entries that didn't stick in my mind. Then he challenged me to prove I was reading all the entries by making fun of the selection process in a clever way that incorporated research he'd done on unique items from New Zealand, where I currently live."

Last but not least, Walker sent an entry that utilized a favorite secret weapon of Joyner's called The Zeigarnik Effect. Joyner explains, "He sent a message that simply said WINNING ENTRY FOUND NEAR AREA 51 and STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER INFORMATION, which creates a hook in the reader's mind. While it wasn't the strongest example I've ever seen, he was the only person using my strategies in the contest so it certainly had me wondering what Mr. Walker was going to send me next".

Walker's final submission was a bogus press release announcing the winners of the contest. "Delusional ego-maniacs often send goofy items like that but what this guy did is he paraphrased quotes of mine and kept the emphasis on my techniques rather than himself".

After re-examining Walker's sequence of submissions, Joyner came to a surprising realization. "It dawned on me that this guy had used my own strategies on me such that I really wanted to work with him even though I didn't have the slightest idea what kind of business he was in."

Could that be considered yet another example of a Zeigarnik Effect being utilized against the modern marketing genius?

Joyner took a moment to consider. "Let me think for a minute...yeah...yeah, he certainly did."

Mr. Walker could not be reached for comment regarding these events.

To learn more about Mark Joyner's 7 Day Business Turn Around Kit which officially launches July 1, 2007, go to: http://www.simpleology.com/7dayblog/

Mark Joyner's best-selling books The Irresistible Offer, The Great Formula and Simpleology are available at bookstores everywhere.

His breakthrough online training program Simpleology can be accessed at http://www.simpleology.com

Hello Mark!
Having followed you until a few years ago it's nice to see you pop back with Simple–ology.

Look, I'm working on a project to go worlwide. no net-marketing. Human marketing only. Old fashioned. Chain of consciousness. It's about getting people together who are trying to get 'it'. Enlightenment, the secret, it goes by many names. But there are many people out who are striving for it.

There are also a few people that each of us love, and that we would love to give the gift of 'the knowing' to.

Yes, I am (with a couple of other people) shooting for something that will be really really big. Change the world nothing short of it.

But even better - it's still a commercial project and as a fact because there is a good profit in it we'll be able to help a whole lot of people in developing nations, both directly and through assisting them with setting up micro-manufacturing businesses.

This project is - to put it mildly - well above my level. So to put it straight I need real help, from someobody on your level.

Simple, eh?

Look forward to hearing from you.

Mike Boorn

Hi Mark,

Why should I win? Because I was there to give you emotional support when you had your "Curry Crab Sauce" disaster. ;)

Joke aside... it was great hanging out with you and Sujan in Singapore... check out the pictures at:
http://FrankBauer.name/images/wis

Colorado didn't work out, but maybe I see you in September in San Francisco at Mike Filsaime and Brett McFall's joint event.

Best regards,

Frank Bauer

Mark,
Thank you for your time. I'm a firm believer in success coaching. I have a new marketing idea for success.

Coupled with exercise, learning takes on a whole new dimension. Learning proper ideas about personal success, whether it is emotional, relational, physical or financial, is critical to a growing, healthy society. Knowing your concerns for a healthy thought process and your desire to help others grow, here is what I was thinking.

www.SuccessWalk.com with a daily newsletter, written practice lessons.

52 weeks on MP3 or CD @ 30 minutes a lesson. (30 minute walking or exercise routine, 5 days a week)

Simple to implement ideas and practices.

Proper financial success thinking. (i.e. Steven K. Scott, The Richest Man Who Ever Lived, www.stevenkscott.com, Denis Waitley, www.deniswaitley.com, Jack Canfield, Mark V. Hansen, Les Hewitt, The Power of Focus)

Proper relational growth thinking. (i.e. Gary Smalley, www.smalleyonline.com, Dale Carnegie, How to Win Friends and Influence People.)

Proper personal growth thinking. (i.e. John Maxwell, www.Injoy.com, Dr. David Cook, www.mindsetofachampion.com)

Coupled with,

Proper eating and exercise information on the website. (i.e. Jordan Rubin, The Maker’s Diet, Don Colbert, Toxic Relief & Dr. Mercola @ www.mercola.com)

I am sure there are many other wonderful authors and speakers you can think of. Each contributor could do one to several weeks worth of independent lessons as well as newsletter additions.

For years, exercise has been coupled with music. Why not success thinking? Why not a compilation of today’s hottest personal growth and health authors and speakers.

Besides the obvious health benefits to regular exercise, research is demonstrating the connection to increased brain activity, brain growth and memory retention in and due to exercise.

http://www.sciencenews.org/articles/20060225/bob10.asp

http://www.acalogic.com/brain_chemistry.htm

Some added benefits of walking are included in the following.

Benefits of Walking

• Walking is a great exercise for weight control. Because walking does not have to be a strenuous activity, it is a wonderful start in beginning an exercise program. Walking is a great way to burn calories and will put you on the right track for managing your weight.

• Walking can increase your energy levels. Taking a short walk is the perfect way to increase energy levels during a mid afternoon slump. A ten minute walk can keep you feeling energized for up to two hours.

• Walking can reduce your blood pressure. Because physical activity makes the heart stronger, your heart can pump more blood (and therefore oxygen) to your body using energy. This means a lower heart rate because your heart is now doing more work for a lesser cost of energy. The lower your heart rate is, the lower your blood pressure will be also.

• Walking prevents chronic disease. The benefits your body derives from walking are powerful enough to reduce your risk of heart disease, diabetes, cancer, stroke diabetes, and osteoporosis.

• Walking is good for your brain. Regular exercise improves memory and increases alertness. The hormones and chemicals released by your brain while walking stimulate your mood as well.

Walking can be done anywhere and is especially fun when used as a social activity.
Source: Clevelandllinic.org

I believe this idea has great potential in the health and success field and is one more successful marketing avenue for your voice. Please jot me a quick note with your initial thoughts and ides.

Thank you for your time.

To your success,

Jennifer Kelly
(married, mother of six, desperate to be somebody with tons of bills to pay!)
Applecorekelly@commspeed.net

Hi Mark
I'm the owner of www.nichepartners.biz and the soon to be launched Wonderful Web Women (an exciting story on it's own)
My real passion is at www.52virtues.com. I am combining the art of primary school children, the concept of The Virtues Project and the marketing model of Morgan Westerman, passion and persistence to launch a positive and inspirational project. It has taken 12 months of negotiating with schools but I now have the go ahead. First phase will be to spread the art of the 52 virtues to subscribers in 52 countries. After that, I will establish 52 virtues projects in 52 countries (I have Australia and Nepal starting now). The project raises money for community groups and schools and uses the power of the internet with positive intent.
I'm sure you and your team will help me achieve this powerfully and would love to work with you.
So, I'm going for the world-changing-business-idea vote. You can find out more about the project at http://www.52virtues.com
Cheers
Janet

Well, Hell... ya know, everyone one deserves to win somethin... at some point in time in their lives, but then again that might not be necessarily true either....

I haven't had a job in 18 years, been married to a Spinal Surgeon for 14 years/with two children..
Then a lawyer for 3 years.

I should be pretty well off, (wouldn't ya think)

Naw, not the case, Broke as a bone.

Just looking to find something so I can support myself without relying on anybody else to do it for me.

And that should pretty much rap it up right there.

Thank you, Christine

Top three reasons why you should pick me pick me!

1. I am a tall, blond swede with a scary norse accent.

2. Even though I sound scary I look cute.

3. I am much more fun IRL when I don't have to force myself until my spleen pops.