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By: Mark Joyner

If so, you're in luck.

Comment on this post (click on the "Comments" link below) with a link to your terrible drawing.  We'll select the folks with the 5 worst drawings to win free access to our new Simpleology course due out on December 1st:  Simpleology _____________________.  (stay tuned to learn the name)

Also, we just selected our first KaChing Tanker (who is definitely not the world's worst artist) - we still have 5 slots open for the January class - and four new spots will open each month - so keep those applications flowing.

 

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http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff67/micfo07/myworstdrawing.jpg

i have... a "unique ability" i guess..

am i being positive enough..?

ok im crying now!
;)

I've dedicated art seriously into my life, but so far, haven't been able to get me a job.

www.fyra.deviantart.com

Posted by: Wilfred | November 7, 2007 2:10 AM

actually i thought those mom pics were pretty hot specially the first one

and no the second one is not a drawing

Posted by: Mike | November 7, 2007 2:11 AM

Check out this unindexed archive of my 'works'.

http://www.mohamadlatiff.com/images/

I'm not joking, this is how I draw. I really need help!

Actually I am quite a good artist as I have taken time to train my brain to 'see' rather than 'assume' when I look at something. The former leads to art whereas the latter leads to stick figures and popsicle trees. I still could use a free simpleology course though. :-)

Posted by: Dave | November 7, 2007 9:49 AM

Here you go...evidently the crisp,sharp,colorful and detailed images I carry in my head are in no way whatsoever connected to my hand-

[url=]http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd19/awcole_works/AG2.jpg[/url]

Note from MJ: Alex, help is on the way :-)

Oooo... I have a lot of talent ;) Here's the picture, which I called "love":

http://ender.forteca.pl/files/drawning.jpg

PS. Best wishes from Poland :)

Self Portrait!

I needed to give something to the designer who was going to make the template for my business site thefilehound.com

This was the sketch that I created in my car durung a lunch break:

http://www.thefilehound.com/thefilehoundsketch.jpg

funny,maybe it is very happy as the worst artist.

Posted by: Seaboat | November 8, 2007 1:44 AM

Here's my attempt at using a sketch for explaining how - and why - to turn a heel.

http://www.billigt-garn.net/images/turnheel4.jpg

Posted by: Anna | November 8, 2007 4:38 AM

Here's my artistic tribute to Mark Joyner: http://www.successgold.com/Mark_Joyner.gif

I don't know how to put a drawing in a computer and send it in, I've been contour drawing, and line drawing... badly, and do absloutely suck in my art lessons. I've tried to read "Drawing on the Left Side of the Brain... and couldn't get through it, and I too, would greatly appreciate a free course because I'm literally an unemployed, starving artist.

Posted by: Paula Hampton | November 9, 2007 10:09 AM

Some of these folks don't qualify, because they ARE artists! I especially like Latiff's comics! The one about the confessional is HILARIOUS!

it's so frustrating that i can never paint what i imagine.... i would love to attend any courses that could help!!

ronfy.deviantart.com

Posted by: Min Xian | November 10, 2007 10:28 PM

Well, I drew the best I could, but it looks so bad, my website refuse to let me upload my picture so you'll just have to believe that I AM THE WORLD's WORST artist. Can't get any worse than that. But, I am glad that I am still loved.

Such a bad artist I had to eat my crayons just to stay alive.....

Posted by: Dave | November 13, 2007 2:36 AM

Hi,

a face of rock, waterfall, saxophon, vibrations, change of mind... some ideas, but a lack of skill :-) : "Stonehead",
and my first speed painting try on youtube.
I had fun :-) I hope you too...
Paul

http://www.theseriousway.com/bad-drawing.jpg
That's my sketch of a chair sitting in front of me and my sketch of a tiger from a picture. My lack of ability is embarrassing, so I try to avoid drawing. Can you REALLY help me?

Every body in my family draws good except me..I desperately want to join in the course... and I'm very much excited about it..
thanks much!!

I'd like to take this opportunity to nominate myself as the Worlds Worst Artist in the Honest Effort - Gone Wrong category.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0703/jwellsy/InterpretiveYinYang.jpg

Posted by: Jeff Wells | November 14, 2007 4:49 PM

I don't know if I fit but I do know that I'm doing something very wrong. I have studied art, I am a professional decorative artist but through this artistic life but I have painted myself into a corner. Painted myself into 25,000 worth of debt mostly by taking art classes and buying art supplies and books. I don't know how to post a picture on this because I'm also extremely technologically challenged.

Posted by: sheri | November 17, 2007 4:31 PM

I would love to learn to draw. It's something I've always struggled with. I'm currently a student of the Master Key System (and always will be) so I know the value of visualization but obviousily haven't master that yet!
Thanks,
Beth

I don't think any of them qualify for worst artist. Art is really something so pesonal, like handwriting. I agree with Jaque Fresco that with a little guidance everyone can draw in their own unique way. What most of us lack is the courage to present due to preset notions on how art should be. I have seen many artists produce what I think is yuck art, but they seem to be lucky, for they sell....perhaps it comes from some confidence within.

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